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(Gizmodo)   Dart silenced alarm clock, a great excuse to sleep with a Nerf gun under your pillow   (gizmodo.com) divider line 11
    More: Spiffy, Nerf, backlight  
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3237 clicks; posted to Geek » on 10 Aug 2012 at 1:24 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-10 10:34:50 AM  
Or a .45
 
2012-08-10 10:43:26 AM  
If for some reason I ever got one of these alarm clocks that has requires some kind of trick to silence, there would be a body count.
 
2012-08-10 02:12:10 PM  

Relatively Obscure: If for some reason I ever got one of these alarm clocks that has requires some kind of trick to silence, there would be a body count.


Mine has me solving a simple math problem to make it shut up, which has me paying attention long enough to not want to sleep more. If I want to snooze, I can simply shake it (aka drop it on the floor).
 
2012-08-10 02:19:25 PM  
Just put this on a timer, problem solved.

www.ohgizmo.com
 
2012-08-10 02:34:22 PM  
image.moparmusclemagazine.com

I'll need to strengthen my throwing arm
 
2012-08-10 02:36:23 PM  

Guuberre: [image.moparmusclemagazine.com image 640x480]

I'll need to strengthen my throwing arm


Not so much.

www.blogcdn.com
 
2012-08-10 03:41:18 PM  

Cyno01: Guuberre: [image.moparmusclemagazine.com image 640x480]

I'll need to strengthen my throwing arm

Not so much.

[www.blogcdn.com image 628x407]


Shut your whore mouth
 
2012-08-10 05:54:46 PM  
If you're awake enough to shoot a cube you're probably awake enough to just get up.

/sleeps with 3 alarm clocks around the room
//will still sometimes sleep through them
 
2012-08-10 08:27:31 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

What about collateral damage?

// And hyphens?
 
2012-08-10 09:52:09 PM  
My wife just told me that if I buy this, she's gonna pistol whip me with the Nerf gun.
/rough morning sex FTW
 
2012-08-10 10:56:39 PM  
What's with alarm clocks that torture you into getting up? I'd sooner have one of these:

blogs.guardian.co.uk
 
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