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(Vanity Fair)   Hugh Hefner shares secrets of the Playboy Mansion. (Viagra, Viagra, Viagra....)   (vanityfair.com) divider line 17
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2012-08-10 08:32:44 AM
It stinks and there are bowls of circus peanuts everywhere?
 
2012-08-10 09:02:25 AM
It's the tits!
 
2012-08-10 12:48:40 PM
Viagra is only half of what they have to overcome, I had sex with an older woman when I was in my 20s and she was almost 60(don't judge me, whisky is mean).

Sure she was female and all but even genitals can look old, I could barely finish.......
 
2012-08-10 12:50:50 PM
The water in the Grotto is 90% chlorine. The other 10% is Valtrex.
 
2012-08-10 12:56:06 PM
I thought there was a story about this place being really run down. Gross carpets, dilapidated pools and patios.... In general disrepair.
 
2012-08-10 12:56:52 PM

steamingpile: Sure she was female and all but even genitals can look old, I could barely finish.......


that's why god made ...light switches...hoods...

/you had sex with an elderly lady
//nelson muntz.jpg
 
2012-08-10 01:08:56 PM

Flappyhead: The water in the Grotto is 90% chlorine. The other 10% is Valtrex.


Always thought it would look like egg drop soup
 
2012-08-10 01:17:44 PM

urban.derelict: steamingpile: Sure she was female and all but even genitals can look old, I could barely finish.......

that's why god made ...light switches...hoods...

/you had sex with an elderly lady
//nelson muntz.jpg


At least I had sex, all the other guys that night went home alone.
 
2012-08-10 01:45:32 PM
The carpet hasn't been updated since the 70's we just keep throwing down new layers of dead skin from Jimmy Caan like gravel on a dirt road.
 
2012-08-10 01:50:35 PM

Flappyhead: The water in the Grotto is 90% chlorine. The other 10% is Valtrex.


I actually went in the grotto at the Mansion once and pissed in it. Just to say I did it - which I just did.

/That place is everything you think it is.
 
2012-08-10 01:59:11 PM
Hef and his entire sad gross empire is one giant warning to quitting while you're ahead.
 
2012-08-10 02:18:29 PM

steamingpile: Viagra is only half of what they have to overcome, I had sex with an older woman when I was in my 20s and she was almost 60(don't judge me, whisky is mean).

Sure she was female and all but even genitals can look old, I could barely finish.......



Q: What did her vag taste like?

A: Depends.
 
2012-08-10 02:23:34 PM

8 inches: Flappyhead: The water in the Grotto is 90% chlorine. The other 10% is Valtrex.

I actually went in the grotto at the Mansion once and pissed in it. Just to say I did it - which I just did.

/That place is everything you think it is.


Well, now your life has meaning. Your parents must be so proud.

// Are you a dog?
 
2012-08-10 02:29:21 PM

8 inches: Flappyhead: The water in the Grotto is 90% chlorine. The other 10% is Valtrex.

I actually went in the grotto at the Mansion once and pissed in it. Just to say I did it - which I just did.

/That place is everything you think it is.


There is a difference between peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool.
 
2012-08-10 02:40:09 PM

notmtwain: 8 inches: Flappyhead: The water in the Grotto is 90% chlorine. The other 10% is Valtrex.

I actually went in the grotto at the Mansion once and pissed in it. Just to say I did it - which I just did.

/That place is everything you think it is.

Well, now your life has meaning. Your parents must be so proud.

// Are you a dog?


Geez, who pissed in your Cheerios?

Oh wait, it was probably me.
 
2012-08-10 04:49:50 PM
butt sex?
 
2012-08-10 11:50:15 PM

The_Sponge: steamingpile: Viagra is only half of what they have to overcome, I had sex with an older woman when I was in my 20s and she was almost 60(don't judge me, whisky is mean).

Sure she was female and all but even genitals can look old, I could barely finish.......


Q: What did her vag taste like?

A: Depends.


Oh I didn't even consider eating that old twat.
 
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