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2012-08-10 12:58:59 PM
And a horrible back.
 
2012-08-10 01:00:49 PM
What if I sleep on someone else's stomach?
 
2012-08-10 01:05:23 PM
This doesn't work. I sleep on my stomach, and last night I had a dream that these women were trying to park within 30 feet of a stop sign. I yelled at them that they couldn't park there, then I woke up.
 
2012-08-10 01:11:48 PM
cl.jroo.me
 
2012-08-10 01:14:58 PM
I sleep on my stomach all the time. I don't know that I have more sexy dreams than any other person, but I do have them.
 
2012-08-10 01:15:19 PM

schattenteufel: What if I sleep on someone else's stomach?


That leads to children.
 
2012-08-10 01:20:18 PM
The takeaway from last night's dream involved a gellato gyro shop, a Sony 58 disc Blu-Ray changer bought from a fence, and an abandoned gas station convenience store that was being used as a front for a DEA money laundering operation.

My dreams were so busy I woke up tired.
 
2012-08-10 01:36:03 PM
Maybe this is why I've been having prophetic dreams. I see the future, not vague Libra plays key role, but real concrete events. But in cosmic balance sort of way I can never remember them.
 
2012-08-10 03:14:28 PM
What every teen knows better: Sleep with your hand in your underwear, have great dreams.

/i can haz noble priz now?
 
2012-08-10 04:30:32 PM

deadsanta: What every teen knows better: Sleep with your hand in your underwear, have great dreams.

/i can haz noble priz now?


I've always found it better to sleep with someone else's hand in my underwear.
 
2012-08-10 05:23:45 PM
I only sleep on my stomach, because I can't fall asleep lying on my back. My dreams are rarely sexy at all. Take last night for instance: yes, I did dream that my wife picked us up a girlfriend, but nothing ever happened. On top of that, we moved more than three times, each time into a shaittier apartment. I spent almost the entire dream pushing my bikes around from place to place, trying to find parking, only to fail and be forced to carry (400lb bikes!!!) them upstairs into the various apartments. One time there weren't even any stairs. I had to dead-lift the bike to the second story.

I hate my dreams.
 
2012-08-10 06:28:41 PM
My dreams usually involve a component of me bossing around people who completely ignore me. I consider it a reflection on my own inadequacies.
 
2012-08-10 08:00:09 PM
THE DROMES! THE DROMES!

// obscurity check
 
2012-08-10 08:31:42 PM
Am I the only one who doesn't remember dreams?

If I ever dream, I never remember them. To the point where...I don't think I do?

Also, why would you change your sheets? Just move over, or break the crust with a small hammer.
 
2012-08-10 08:47:52 PM
I sleep on my stomach and I dreamt I went to work.

Im calling shenanigans. My dreams are always boring.
 
2012-08-10 08:49:41 PM
Correlation ≠ causation
 
2012-08-10 10:11:35 PM
I have always slept on my side or stomach, and I've rarely, if ever, had sexy dreams. I always have WEIRD dreams, lately about traveling to other, earth-like planets to visit friends or go swimming in really nice oceans. I've also never had a wet dream. Still not convinced they aren't a myth.

I'll take those over nightmares or the weird ones I'd have in my teenage years or early twenties. In one, I was standing in my paternal grandmother's bathroom while she sat on the edge of the tub. Her pants were down, and she had a literal BLOOM of penises where her gramma parts should be. She then plucked one off and handed it to me.
 
2012-08-10 10:36:40 PM
Also UPIA.
 
2012-08-10 10:36:51 PM
If you sleep on your stomach, your dick rubs on the bed and you have sexy dreams.

I'm guessing that if your rubbed a guys dick when he was sleeping in any position he would have sexy dreams.

/replace dick with tits/front labia area for chicks
 
2012-08-10 11:08:16 PM

RogermcAllen: I'm guessing that if your rubbed a guys dick when he was sleeping in any position he would have sexy dreams.


If you want to test this, you're going to have to buy me a drink first.

Actually, forget the drink.
 
2012-08-11 08:51:28 AM
I sleep on my stomach out of habit... and my back hurts in the mornings, cant seem to change.. BUT.. i havn't had a "sexy" dream since i was about 14... of course i also masturbate nightly like a fictitious god will kill me if i miss a night:)
 
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