FARK.com: (7261027) Pop quiz: You notice a crew member imperiling the passengers on your ferry. Do you: A) Alert the Captain; B) Subdue the crew member; C) Take a picture of the imperiling in question, wait until the ferry docks and run to the press with the story?

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		Pop quiz: You notice a crew member imperiling the passengers on your ferry. Do you: A) Alert the Captain; B) Subdue the crew member; C) Take a picture of the imperiling in question, wait until the ferry docks and run to the press with the story? (torontosun.com)		15
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keiverarrow		2012-08-10 07:03:27 AM

5 votes:

Nosy, pushy, self-righteous coontery

HotWingConspiracy		2012-08-10 07:15:17 AM

3 votes:

Don't smoke where you're not supposed to, you farking drug addict.

Muta		2012-08-10 07:11:50 AM

2 votes:

Every person who rode on that ferry is going to die now. Every one of them.

MmmmBacon		2012-08-10 07:06:04 AM

2 votes:

When I started to read TFA, the picture showed the guy smoking, so of course he must have been doing so near flammable materials. Nope. Just smoking. Complainant is just an asshat, who no doubt will sue the city and attempt to get millions for this.

Meanwhile, this guy will likely get fired. What he did was against policy, and probably not the brightest move ever, but should it cost him his job? No.

mr intrepid		2012-08-10 06:56:29 AM

2 votes:

Really? A guy grabbing a smoke whilst on a break? OK, perhaps he should have found a spot on the downwind side of the vessel, but get a grip. BTW, what are the regs about smoking on a vessel?

trappedspirit		2012-08-10 10:29:53 AM

1 votes:

Wow, I had to go check out the article and see how many times they use the word imperiling. But no such fun. Turns out subby just learned the word imperil and just decided to use it in it's least used form, multiple times.

consider this		2012-08-10 07:42:49 AM

1 votes:

I live in a place that prohibits smoking in the workplace, any workplace. I'm a supervisor in a 300,000 square foot manufacturing facility where most workers are at least 100 feet from each other. I feel like a moron enforcing the no smoking policy, especially since there's a dozen more risks to a workers health than the guy smoking nowhere near anybody else.

HenryFnord		2012-08-10 07:25:53 AM

1 votes:

tonguedepressor:

Their just lucky to be alive.

*twitch*

grunthos		2012-08-10 07:18:30 AM

1 votes:

Was he near the SMOKESTACK? Seriously, unless it's an electric ferry, the boat they were on was pumping out fumes far more offensive and deadly, and in vastly larger quantities.

Farkin' coont!

cryinoutloud		2012-08-10 07:12:37 AM

1 votes:

"when the children complained about smelling cigarette smoke."

The poor children. Did they make throw-up noises, wrinkle their pert little noses, or perhaps hold them and say, "PEWWW," like Mommy does, whenever she smells smoke--anywhere, anytime, no matter how diluted it is?

I hope Mommy gets them some counseling to help deal with this traumatic experience. She could probably use a few sessions herself.

Mitch Mitchell		2012-08-10 07:06:21 AM

1 votes:

E) Kick the ass of the fancy pants using words like " imperiling".

EasyWind		2012-08-10 07:04:05 AM

1 votes:

Clearly this man should be shot.

Onkel Buck		2012-08-10 07:02:44 AM

1 votes:

C! It maximizes your attention whoring and everyone loves a tattle-tale! I'm sure this women won't understand why no one thinks she's a hero.

/reformed smoker, not a Nazi about it.