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(The Eagle Tribune)   Let he who has not bit his girlfriend's face during a drug-infused, LSD-fueled, predawn "hook-up" at a secluded campsite, and then been found naked and covered in feces, cast the first stone   (eagletribune.com) divider line 55
    More: Strange, Andover, LSD, Amanda Norcia, North Andover, conservation areas, picnic tables, civil confinement, recognizances  
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2012-08-10 09:49:01 AM
*....looks down, drops stone, places hands in pockets, shuffles away....*
 
2012-08-10 09:49:09 AM
*puts down rock*
 
2012-08-10 09:50:32 AM
SPIRIT DRAGON, THIS IS MY DARKEST HOUR! LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH!
 
2012-08-10 09:50:33 AM
Bath salts: Legalize it.
 
2012-08-10 09:50:38 AM
Would hit it. Not with a rock.
 
2012-08-10 09:50:52 AM
Never did it at a secluded campsite!

*chucks rock*
 
2012-08-10 09:51:54 AM
I think I kinda wanna try me some of them LSDs.
 
2012-08-10 09:51:55 AM
*picks up a stone, filled with righteous indignation*
*rereads the heading*
*confirms that it specified a SECLUDED campsite*
*lets fly*
 
2012-08-10 09:52:40 AM
She's hot, but the heroin is going to start its ruinous process soon enough.
 
2012-08-10 09:52:51 AM

ballistic123: Never did it at a secluded campsite!

*chucks rock*


Damn you, sir. Here's your rock back, at 50 mph.
 
2012-08-10 09:54:47 AM
I feel boring now. I don't even have to look at the 'secluded' part to get to toss a rock.
 
2012-08-10 09:56:47 AM
"three hits" of LCD

makesureministries.com
 
2012-08-10 09:57:25 AM
Around here, we call that Tuesday.
 
2012-08-10 09:59:30 AM

xaldin: I feel boring now. I don't even have to look at the 'secluded' part to get to toss a rock.


Yeah I'm boring too, but on the bright side I'm not covered in feces.
 
2012-08-10 10:00:18 AM

Nidiot: xaldin: I feel boring now. I don't even have to look at the 'secluded' part to get to toss a rock.

Yeah I'm boring too, but on the bright side I'm not covered in feces.


Don't knock it till you try it.
 
2012-08-10 10:02:04 AM

HotWingConspiracy [TotalFark]
She's hot, but the heroin is going to start its ruinous process soon enough.


That doesn't always happen. I did dope for 8 years in my 20's-30's, I'm 40 now and I'm told I look 28-35.

PLUS she's still hot now.
 
2012-08-10 10:08:44 AM
t.qkme.me
 
2012-08-10 10:08:49 AM
*throws a very small rock*
 
2012-08-10 10:08:49 AM
As a "bar advocate" at the Lawrence District Court who was there watching this arraignment in person, I am getting a kick out of the replies.

/ bar advocate program is the Massachusetts program that appoints private counsel to represent individuals who cannot afford representation. It is basically a "privately contracted public defender."

// helps pay the bills
 
2012-08-10 10:17:23 AM

koreanbobcat: As a "bar advocate" at the Lawrence District Court who was there watching this arraignment in person, I am getting a kick out of the replies.

/ bar advocate program is the Massachusetts program that appoints private counsel to represent individuals who cannot afford representation. It is basically a "privately contracted public defender."

// helps pay the bills


So in your professional opinion, having first hand witnessing the important question we must ask:

Is she hittable?
 
2012-08-10 10:19:28 AM
Mayhem

s7.postimage.org
 
2012-08-10 10:21:00 AM
3 hits of LCD? I hit my LCD just once and it broke.
 
2012-08-10 10:24:58 AM
I did a lot of LSD back in the day, and, while I often ended up naked, never once did I end up covered in feces. In fact, as far as I can recall, I never ever sharted myself during a trip.
 
2012-08-10 10:25:47 AM
uh, meant to say "never even".
 
2012-08-10 10:27:58 AM
Oh PUH-leez. Lightweights.

The first time I ever tripped, after exploring atmospheric, cobwebby underground caverns
in my then-boyfriend's shirt, I hear this scream very close to my ear. Could not figure out
for the life of me what it (or the accompanying repetitive thwacks on the back of my head)
was.

Turns out I bit my boyfriend on his side. I didn't break the skin or draw blood, but I could
not let go.

Weird.

Ever watch a rooster crow while you were tripping balls?

Funniest. Thing. EVAR!
 
2012-08-10 10:30:05 AM
I call bullshiat. LSD doesn't drive violence.

PCP yes, LSD no.
Meth, yes. LSD, no.
Alcohol, yes, LSD, no.
 
2012-08-10 10:33:59 AM
This message brought to you by the church of Jesus Christ of LSD.
 
2012-08-10 10:34:05 AM
Why would I throw the stone? It keeps melting in my hand, then my hand starts melting, and oooooooooooh, the colors...
 
2012-08-10 10:36:58 AM
Well, I didn't shiat myself after. *throws a stone*
 
2012-08-10 10:37:00 AM

X-boxershorts: I call bullshiat. LSD doesn't drive violence.

PCP yes, LSD no.
Meth, yes. LSD, no.
Alcohol, yes, LSD, no.


LSD does this?
 
2012-08-10 10:42:27 AM
I ...umm...nevermind.
 
2012-08-10 10:45:36 AM
I don't think LSD "causes" violence, but the results can often be... unpredictable.
 
2012-08-10 10:47:02 AM
Yes, but was there glitter?

Without the glitter, it means nothing.
 
2012-08-10 10:48:45 AM

xaldin: koreanbobcat: As a "bar advocate" at the Lawrence District Court who was there watching this arraignment in person, I am getting a kick out of the replies.

/ bar advocate program is the Massachusetts program that appoints private counsel to represent individuals who cannot afford representation. It is basically a "privately contracted public defender."

// helps pay the bills

So in your professional opinion, having first hand witnessing the important question we must ask:

Is she hittable?


She comes across better on camera than she does in real life, not saying she's bad or anything but her mannerisms definitely cry out "druggy" which knocks her down the scale.

Plus, you figure with spending some time in the woods/ holding cell and not really getting to clean up she didn't look that bad.

I tend to agree with some here though that if she keeps up the drugs she will quickly fall down the scale.

/ I know, my answer sounds like a typical Lawyer/ Politician answer but it is the best I can give.
 
2012-08-10 10:51:23 AM
Pretty solid green here...it has everything, including an awesome photo spread of "hot" victim and killer narrative.

Especially loved this : "When the judge said he couldn't see the bite mark, Norcia pulled her hair to one side and with a slight smile gestured with her handcuffed hands to the large, red wound on the right side of her face, with impressions of teeth etched into her skin."

I mean, that's just awesome writing. You just don't see that attention to detail in web news these days. Perhaps another classic lit major making ends meet while they pay off 60k in student loans??

+1 Subby, full win on this.
 
2012-08-10 10:51:31 AM
Thursday night
 
2012-08-10 10:54:52 AM
I'd stick my wiener in her vagina.
 
2012-08-10 11:00:21 AM
Having firsthand experience with LSD, I can safely say I never witnessed violent behavior. I witnessed many other "behaviors" up to and including, lying in the snow.. naked.. "listening to the stars crackle".

/must be experienced to fully understand
//not for the weak minded
///mushrooms are awesome too.....
 
2012-08-10 11:01:10 AM

xaldin: Is she hittable?


Definitely bite-able.
 
2012-08-10 11:02:21 AM

karmaceutical: I don't think LSD "causes" violence, but the results can often be... unpredictable.


This. As one experienced in this field, I have to say that the "inner primal" is a lot closer to the surface when you're dosed. Without focused control of your emotions, if things get heated you can lose your head quick. I've had both rage(fight) and lust(sex) while dosed and for a few crazy intense moments you really feel consumed by emotion. This is when people can do the really crazy shiat you read about. It's a hell of a drug, and everyone reacts a bit differently.
 
2012-08-10 11:03:11 AM

BeezyBates: I'd stick my wiener in her vagina.


I think that was his original plan, but then eating all those LEDs probably took the night in a different, more of a bitey/feces-smearing direction. Why do the Mormons take that stuff anyway?
 
2012-08-10 11:04:05 AM
Dad?
 
2012-08-10 11:07:47 AM

koreanbobcat: xaldin: koreanbobcat: As a "bar advocate" at the Lawrence District Court who was there watching this arraignment in person, I am getting a kick out of the replies.

/ bar advocate program is the Massachusetts program that appoints private counsel to represent individuals who cannot afford representation. It is basically a "privately contracted public defender."

// helps pay the bills

So in your professional opinion, having first hand witnessing the important question we must ask:

Is she hittable?

She comes across better on camera than she does in real life, not saying she's bad or anything but her mannerisms definitely cry out "druggy" which knocks her down the scale.

Plus, you figure with spending some time in the woods/ holding cell and not really getting to clean up she didn't look that bad.

I tend to agree with some here though that if she keeps up the drugs she will quickly fall down the scale.

/ I know, my answer sounds like a typical Lawyer/ Politician answer but it is the best I can give.


Fair enough... so get it while it is hot and use a fake name. Got it.
 
2012-08-10 11:27:19 AM
Think positive

s15.postimage.org
 
2012-08-10 11:58:47 AM
Well that would explain a lot.
farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2012-08-10 12:17:35 PM
bitten
 
2012-08-10 12:25:17 PM
 
2012-08-10 01:27:05 PM
i've never had a "girlfriend" much less taken LSD with anyone (other than myself)
so sure as hell i'm gonna cast a stone.

how stupid can you be to die

oh you didn't die
nm
 
2012-08-10 01:30:39 PM

joonyer: Yes, but was there glitter?

Without the glitter, it means nothing.


That was a horrible movie. Even on LSD.
 
2012-08-10 03:37:01 PM

koreanbobcat: xaldin: koreanbobcat: As a "bar advocate" at the Lawrence District Court who was there watching this arraignment in person, I am getting a kick out of the replies.

/ bar advocate program is the Massachusetts program that appoints private counsel to represent individuals who cannot afford representation. It is basically a "privately contracted public defender."

// helps pay the bills

So in your professional opinion, having first hand witnessing the important question we must ask:

Is she hittable?

She comes across better on camera than she does in real life, not saying she's bad or anything but her mannerisms definitely cry out "druggy" which knocks her down the scale.

Plus, you figure with spending some time in the woods/ holding cell and not really getting to clean up she didn't look that bad.

I tend to agree with some here though that if she keeps up the drugs she will quickly fall down the scale.

/ I know, my answer sounds like a typical Lawyer/ Politician answer but it is the best I can give.


Um, I think you're confusing "cute, would like to get to know her, possibly with long term aspirations towards marriage and family (i.e., healthy M/F relationship)" with "bring her to my tent, scrub her down and remove her in the morning (i.e., hittable:).
 
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