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(Someone)   You can lead a horse to water but you'll need a crane to get it out   (frankston-leader.whereilive.com.au) divider line 19
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2102 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Aug 2012 at 10:15 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-10 10:20:21 AM  
Artax!!!!
 
2012-08-10 10:20:56 AM  
I think the woman in the picture is wearing the skin of the last horse to get away. Sort of a warning to the others.
 
2012-08-10 10:29:12 AM  
"The horse had to be sedated before being lifted out by SES rescue crane.''

Once in the sling was attached to the crane, the horse was out of the pool within a couple of minutes, looking shaken and a little dazed.


Yeah, it. had. been. sedated. Didn't you write this 'article'? Pay attention.
 
2012-08-10 10:31:43 AM  
I was told , you can lead a horse to water,but that does'nt make him a duck.
 
2012-08-10 10:32:04 AM  
I'll bet you anything that racehorse peed in that pool. Peed like a racehorse.

"Racehorse" has no "p" in it. It's all in the pool.
 
2012-08-10 10:32:40 AM  
My father always used to say:

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him have a silver lining.
 
2012-08-10 10:38:26 AM  
that horse looks embarrassed.
 
2012-08-10 10:38:30 AM  
I'll spare you all the gruesome details
and just relate the end.
With a two stout doors and a few strong ropes
we removed old Shadey's friend...
 
2012-08-10 10:38:40 AM  
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2012-08-10 10:40:53 AM  

Xixox: Artax!!!!


We're done here...
/you're all depressed now, too...
//alcohol will fix that...
 
2012-08-10 10:42:00 AM  
Looks like someone was a little confused about water polo.
 
2012-08-10 10:43:40 AM  
Reminds me of a senior prank at school ...
 
2012-08-10 10:56:08 AM  
Kangaroo Ralph
Came, saw, leaving satisfied.

i223.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-10 11:04:29 AM  

W.C.fields forever: I was told , you can lead a horse to water,but that does'nt make him a duck.


What if he looks like a duck and quacks like a duck?
 
2012-08-10 11:08:11 AM  

zulius: Xixox: Artax!!!!

We're done here...
/you're all depressed now, too...
//alcohol will fix that...


Thanks for the advise. *psst*
/Did you just say, "Psst, I love you?"
 
2012-08-10 11:16:52 AM  
the queen was delighted about the new horse lifting mechanism
 
2012-08-10 11:59:56 AM  
"...every horse on the property knew how to open the bolt on a gate leading to the pool"

So the horse was smart enough to open the gate to the pool but not smart enough to keep from falling in the pool?
 
2012-08-10 01:42:02 PM  
images.whereilive.com.au

Looks a little worse for the wear than just "a little shaken and dazed."
 
2012-08-10 09:56:35 PM  

ShannonKW: W.C.fields forever: I was told , you can lead a horse to water,but that does'nt make him a duck.

What if he looks like a duck and quacks like a duck?


Duck soup/ horse feathers?

/got nothin
 
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