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(TMZ)   Little People of America have tiny problem with midget bowling, believe their complaints about the indignity of the sport should dwarf all else   (tmz.com) divider line 66
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2012-08-10 06:36:35 AM  
Why do the Little People of America want to keep hardworking Elven-Americans from getting jobs?

They have a lot of little mouths to feed, and stopping them short of working is just wrong.
 
2012-08-10 06:57:04 AM  
Shouldn't they concentrate on taking out Peter Jackson? He's the biggest threat little people actors have ever faced.
 
2012-08-10 06:57:59 AM  

Mugato: Shouldn't they concentrate on taking out Peter Jackson? He's the biggest threat little people actors have ever faced.


...and that damn Peter Dinklage gets all the other roles.
 
2012-08-10 07:47:17 AM  

Mugato: Shouldn't they concentrate on taking out Peter Jackson? He's the biggest threat little people actors have ever faced.


On the flip side: there has been no greater friend to little people in Hollywood than George Lucas.
Every movie he's ever made (with the exception of AMERICAN GRAFITTI) has had little people in
prominent roles.

Heck: he even had a bunch of them in THX-1138!
 
2012-08-10 07:53:09 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Mugato: Shouldn't they concentrate on taking out Peter Jackson? He's the biggest threat little people actors have ever faced.

On the flip side: there has been no greater friend to little people in Hollywood than George Lucas.
Every movie he's ever made (with the exception of AMERICAN GRAFITTI) has had little people in
prominent roles.

Heck: he even had a bunch of them in THX-1138!


Ok, I'm not going to have access to Photoshop until Monday so what I need from you people is to combine these two images.

www.architectsofpeace.org

and

www.fugly.com
 
2012-08-10 08:06:39 AM  
"We Are PEOPLE ...
Not Bowling Balls"


But why can't you be BOTH?
 
2012-08-10 08:26:37 AM  
I'm watching this at this very moment, so I'm getting a kick out of this.
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-10 08:26:41 AM  
the should just play duck bowling. or at least i think its called that.
 
2012-08-10 08:27:57 AM  
This makes me so incredibly angry. To find out that something like this is going on, and I've been missing out all this time.

They should replace trampoline at the Olympics with this sport.

/love to see this in person
 
2012-08-10 08:29:51 AM  
I know that the euphemism treadmill says that we should be calling them "little people" now but doesn't anyone else find it degrading to refer to them that way?
 
2012-08-10 08:30:43 AM  

meanmutton: I know that the euphemism treadmill says that we should be calling them "little people" now but doesn't anyone else find it degrading to refer to them that way?


It's either that or "Wee Folk".

Actually, Wee Folk sounds better.
 
2012-08-10 08:33:50 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: meanmutton: I know that the euphemism treadmill says that we should be calling them "little people" now but doesn't anyone else find it degrading to refer to them that way?

It's either that or "Wee Folk".

Actually, Wee Folk sounds better.


"Wee Folk" sounds like someone who has urinary incontinence problems or bladder issues or a similar nature.
"One of the Wee Folk has to go wee wee."
 
2012-08-10 08:33:57 AM  

meanmutton: I know that the euphemism treadmill says that we should be calling them "little people" now but doesn't anyone else find it degrading to refer to them that way?


It does seem a little condescending but they chose the word. I assume they got int heir tiny voting booths and pulled the wee lever and elected "little people".
 
2012-08-10 08:33:58 AM  
why do they always refuse to be the bigger men and not rise to the bait?

geeze - grow up already.
 
2012-08-10 08:34:55 AM  

meanmutton: I know that the euphemism treadmill says that we should be calling them "little people" now but doesn't anyone else find it degrading to refer to them that way?


Your not the only one. If it's how someone would like to be described, then I'll use it.

But personal comfort wise, if there was ever a point where I needed to describe someone by their genetics, I'd rather say "Joe has a form of dwarfism" than say "Joe is a little person"
 
2012-08-10 08:35:42 AM  

eyeq360: Actually, Wee Folk sounds better.

"Wee Folk" sounds like someone who has urinary incontinence problems or bladder issues or a similar nature.


Or a Nintendo enthusiast from 2005.
 
S23
2012-08-10 08:39:29 AM  
The Little People?
photo.goodreads.com
 
2012-08-10 08:39:40 AM  
Midget bowling is bad.

Rich nubians in Paris?

Now that's a damn niggity right good thing.
 
2012-08-10 08:41:44 AM  

believe their complaints about the indignity of the sport should dwarf all else


No reason to be short with us.
 
2012-08-10 08:42:44 AM  
img805.imageshack.us
"Ya' feelin' strong my friend? Bowl me one more time."

content8.flixster.com
 
2012-08-10 08:42:58 AM  
Lookat that! They put a suit on it!!!
 
2012-08-10 08:50:37 AM  
Here's an idea: Instead of letting an advocacy group tell you how the poor victim feels, ask the poor victim yourself. If he's cool with it then GBTW.
 
2012-08-10 08:51:34 AM  
Midget please.
 
2012-08-10 08:51:51 AM  
If you don't like it then you can just go follow the yellow brick road....
 
2012-08-10 08:52:32 AM  

eyeq360: FirstNationalBastard: meanmutton: I know that the euphemism treadmill says that we should be calling them "little people" now but doesn't anyone else find it degrading to refer to them that way?

It's either that or "Wee Folk".

Actually, Wee Folk sounds better.

"Wee Folk" sounds like someone who has urinary incontinence problems or bladder issues or a similar nature.
"One of the Wee Folk has to go wee wee."


Halflings. They get a +2 to dexterity!
 
2012-08-10 08:53:14 AM  

Wade_Wilson: eyeq360: FirstNationalBastard: meanmutton: I know that the euphemism treadmill says that we should be calling them "little people" now but doesn't anyone else find it degrading to refer to them that way?

It's either that or "Wee Folk".

Actually, Wee Folk sounds better.

"Wee Folk" sounds like someone who has urinary incontinence problems or bladder issues or a similar nature.
"One of the Wee Folk has to go wee wee."

Halflings. They get a +2 to dexterity!


And they make the best weapons.
 
2012-08-10 08:54:12 AM  
It gives them a chance to be 'cool', you know hang around with those gangs of morons everyone thinks are cool. As long as the bowlee is fine with it, why is it the business of some pissy advocacy group.
 
2012-08-10 08:54:14 AM  

batlock666: Midget please.


Sizeist!

That's Attractive and Successful Lilliputian-Americans.
 
2012-08-10 08:57:27 AM  
I'm waiting for sledding with the morbidly obese.
 
2012-08-10 08:57:39 AM  

ManOfTeal: Wade_Wilson: eyeq360: FirstNationalBastard: meanmutton: I know that the euphemism treadmill says that we should be calling them "little people" now but doesn't anyone else find it degrading to refer to them that way?

It's either that or "Wee Folk".

Actually, Wee Folk sounds better.

"Wee Folk" sounds like someone who has urinary incontinence problems or bladder issues or a similar nature.
"One of the Wee Folk has to go wee wee."

Halflings. They get a +2 to dexterity!

And they make the best weapons.


They are not dwarves!
 
2012-08-10 08:59:03 AM  
I had a problem with midget bowling, too. I found her fingerholes, but I couldn't find the thumbhole.
 
2012-08-10 09:01:57 AM  

liam76: ManOfTeal: Wade_Wilson: eyeq360: FirstNationalBastard: meanmutton: I know that the euphemism treadmill says that we should be calling them "little people" now but doesn't anyone else find it degrading to refer to them that way?

It's either that or "Wee Folk".

Actually, Wee Folk sounds better.

"Wee Folk" sounds like someone who has urinary incontinence problems or bladder issues or a similar nature.
"One of the Wee Folk has to go wee wee."

Halflings. They get a +2 to dexterity!

And they make the best weapons.

They are not dwarves!


You were tossed once before, weren't you?
 
2012-08-10 09:02:05 AM  

ManOfTeal: Wade_Wilson: eyeq360: FirstNationalBastard: meanmutton: I know that the euphemism treadmill says that we should be calling them "little people" now but doesn't anyone else find it degrading to refer to them that way?

It's either that or "Wee Folk".

Actually, Wee Folk sounds better.

"Wee Folk" sounds like someone who has urinary incontinence problems or bladder issues or a similar nature.
"One of the Wee Folk has to go wee wee."

Halflings. They get a +2 to dexterity!

And they make the best weapons.


Halflings are good at cultivating pipeweed and eating mushrooms.
 
2012-08-10 09:02:28 AM  

hitlersbrain: It gives them a chance to be 'cool', you know hang around with those gangs of morons everyone thinks are cool. As long as the bowlee is fine with it, why is it the business of some pissy advocacy group.


White guilt.

But, it beats the hell out of what bored white people used to do to minorities.
 
2012-08-10 09:03:09 AM  

eyeq360: ManOfTeal: Wade_Wilson: eyeq360: FirstNationalBastard: meanmutton: I know that the euphemism treadmill says that we should be calling them "little people" now but doesn't anyone else find it degrading to refer to them that way?

It's either that or "Wee Folk".

Actually, Wee Folk sounds better.

"Wee Folk" sounds like someone who has urinary incontinence problems or bladder issues or a similar nature.
"One of the Wee Folk has to go wee wee."

Halflings. They get a +2 to dexterity!

And they make the best weapons.

Halflings are good at cultivating pipeweed and eating mushrooms.


And Cheeeeeeeese
 
R3
2012-08-10 09:06:34 AM  

ManOfTeal: Wade_Wilson: eyeq360: FirstNationalBastard: meanmutton: I know that the euphemism treadmill says that we should be calling them "little people" now but doesn't anyone else find it degrading to refer to them that way?

It's either that or "Wee Folk".

Actually, Wee Folk sounds better.

"Wee Folk" sounds like someone who has urinary incontinence problems or bladder issues or a similar nature.
"One of the Wee Folk has to go wee wee."

Halflings. They get a +2 to dexterity!

And they make the best weapons.


Trial Size.

/as told by Doug Stanhope
 
2012-08-10 09:11:07 AM  
Does Tyrion have to slap a biatch?
 
2012-08-10 09:13:17 AM  
I too have a dream that one day dwarves will be treated equally. Sure, the dwarf wasn't taken from his homeland, enslaved, whipped and forced to change his name... but I've never seen a black man fired from a cannon.
 
2012-08-10 09:16:53 AM  
I'll just leave this here

i154.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-10 09:17:08 AM  

Mugato: DjangoStonereaver: Mugato: Shouldn't they concentrate on taking out Peter Jackson? He's the biggest threat little people actors have ever faced.

On the flip side: there has been no greater friend to little people in Hollywood than George Lucas.
Every movie he's ever made (with the exception of AMERICAN GRAFITTI) has had little people in
prominent roles.

Heck: he even had a bunch of them in THX-1138!

Ok, I'm not going to have access to Photoshop until Monday so what I need from you people is to combine these two images.

[www.architectsofpeace.org image 300x361]

and

[www.fugly.com image 450x606]


i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-10 09:22:28 AM  
Maybe they should convince themselves not to take the jobs rather than try to shape employers from not offering such jobs.

People take what they feel are the best opportunities. Joseph Merrick (The Elephant Man) couldn't get a decent job and been living in a workhouse for years when he decided to get out of there by contacting a showman to make him a freak show exhibit. That worked until society turned against freak show exhibits and police would close down his shows. His later stay in a special wing of the hospital where he became a celebrity was, ultimately, a better standard of freak show.
 
2012-08-10 09:23:26 AM  

hitlersbrain: It gives them a chance to be 'cool', you know hang around with those gangs of morons everyone thinks are cool. As long as the bowlee is fine with it, why is it the business of some pissy advocacy group.


Because their entire business plan is to be a pissy advocate. They have little else.
 
2012-08-10 09:24:53 AM  
t0.gstatic.com

"Sure you won't gutter-ball me?"
 
2012-08-10 09:25:36 AM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: I had a problem with midget bowling, too. I found her fingerholes, but I couldn't find the thumbhole.


Modified shocker position?
 
2012-08-10 09:26:34 AM  
www.confessionsofaninsomniac.com

"Midget bowling? You gonna get split, muthafarka."
 
2012-08-10 09:27:14 AM  
img155.imageshack.us

...works best if you throw them like frisbees.

//same with midgets
 
2012-08-10 09:32:09 AM  

Egalitarian: I'll just leave this here

[i154.photobucket.com image 800x457]


allow me to pick up the spare -

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-10 09:42:47 AM  
thearmitageeffect.files.wordpress.com
As long as there's no tossing.
 
2012-08-10 09:46:07 AM  
Late 1970's on ESPN after hours at the bar-
Laugh like an idiot. It was a study in stupidity.

2012, it's still going on?

It used to be funny. The joke is over and worn out.
Now it's just hurtful
 
2012-08-10 10:19:48 AM  
Why did the term "midget" fall out of favor? "Dwarf" sounds much more derogative...and "little person" seems pretty open ended....

/have a friend, that at 28 years old is 4'-4", but is proportionally fine, she's a "little person", but doesn't have any dwarfism features
 
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