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(Funny Or Die)   Olympic ticket scalping spoof with Patrick Stewart, Simon Pegg, and grills (some Not safe for work language)   (funnyordie.com) divider line 59
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2012-08-10 04:35:52 AM
Wow, an rarity from Funny or Die. Something that's actually funny.
 
2012-08-10 04:44:36 AM
Not bad. Nice to see Stewart and Pegg together. "You were great in that Star Wars thing" made me smile.
 
2012-08-10 05:22:09 AM
The tickets he shuffles look like Monopoly properties!
 
2012-08-10 05:45:39 AM
where's the shatner version...?
 
2012-08-10 05:46:23 AM
Very good.
 
2012-08-10 06:36:41 AM
Holy shiat, Picard said the eff word. I grew up with him being the humorless douche on Star Trek and irl he's actually very funny.
 
2012-08-10 06:44:15 AM
That's called a murdering them

lulz
 
2012-08-10 06:54:36 AM

Mugato: Holy shiat, Picard said the eff word. I grew up with him being the humorless douche on Star Trek and irl he's actually very funny.


He's always had some fantastic comedic timing. His cameo on extras cracks me up every time.
 
2012-08-10 06:57:36 AM
Loved to see Arya Stark acting with Patrick and Simon
 
2012-08-10 07:02:53 AM

Gunther: Mugato: Holy shiat, Picard said the eff word. I grew up with him being the humorless douche on Star Trek and irl he's actually very funny.

He's always had some fantastic comedic timing. His cameo on extras cracks me up every time.


That and his SNL spot and just in general in interviews and stuff.
 
2012-08-10 07:08:49 AM
never liked star trek, but damned patrick stewart is an oddball of weirdness I like
 
2012-08-10 07:20:20 AM
Patrick Stewart nailed that Jamaican accent. 10/10. WooHoo!!!!
 
2012-08-10 07:23:42 AM
They need a Christopher Walken version of this.
 
2012-08-10 07:36:53 AM
i.imgur.com

That was great.
 
2012-08-10 08:05:24 AM

Gunther: Mugato: Holy shiat, Picard said the eff word. I grew up with him being the humorless douche on Star Trek and irl he's actually very funny.

He's always had some fantastic comedic timing. His cameo on extras cracks me up every time.


hah. Sir Stewart's movie pitch is like X Men meets Benny Hill.
 
2012-08-10 08:45:04 AM

Gunther: Mugato: Holy shiat, Picard said the eff word. I grew up with him being the humorless douche on Star Trek and irl he's actually very funny.

He's always had some fantastic comedic timing. His cameo on extras cracks me up every time.


"Good lord". That line was great.
 
2012-08-10 08:55:27 AM
Patrick Stewart has been playing against type for years on Seth MacFarlane's shows.
 
2012-08-10 09:20:17 AM
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"Look at me! I've got girl boobs!"
 
2012-08-10 10:00:05 AM
that was really funny. the touch with Pegg up on the blocks pointing into the water actually gave me the lulz.
 
2012-08-10 10:16:26 AM

fusillade762: Not bad. Nice to see Stewart and Pegg together. "You were great in that Star Wars thing" made me smile.


I half expected him to fire back with "So were you!"
 
2012-08-10 10:40:54 AM

kronicfeld: Patrick Stewart has been playing against type for years on Seth MacFarlane's shows.


And his job on American Dad is fantastic
 
2012-08-10 11:01:30 AM

Jragghen: kronicfeld: Patrick Stewart has been playing against type for years on Seth MacFarlane's shows.

And his job on American Dad is fantastic


Thank you!

Oh yeah that funny/die thing was funny. Whoda thunk.
 
2012-08-10 11:01:30 AM
Ticket scalping at the Olympics? Are they selling the tickets under face? All those empty seats...

Mugato: Holy shiat, Picard said the eff word. I grew up with him being the humorless douche on Star Trek and irl he's actually very funny.


If you watch any of the post-TNG get-togethers/interviews/whatever, he credits working on that crew and in American films/tv in general as showing him that humor has a place in acting and life(he really was a stuffy humorless douche).
 
2012-08-10 11:23:41 AM

bhcompy: Ticket scalping at the Olympics? Are they selling the tickets under face? All those empty seats...


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2012-08-10 11:43:41 AM

fusillade762: Not bad. Nice to see Stewart and Pegg together. "You were great in that Star Wars thing" made me smile.


www.replikultes.net

"I loved you in 'Wall Street'!"
 
2012-08-10 12:01:51 PM

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: fusillade762: Not bad. Nice to see Stewart and Pegg together. "You were great in that Star Wars thing" made me smile.

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"I loved you in 'Wall Street'!"


That's probably my favorite movie of all time.

bhcompy: he really was a stuffy humorless douche


Mugato: I grew up with him being the humorless douche on Star Trek


Last I checked, TNG wasn't always a barrel of laughs, it's not like it had R2 and C3PO to crack you up every few seconds. You are judging the person for the attributes of their character/writers.
 
2012-08-10 12:05:27 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Wow, an rarity from Funny or Die. Something that's actually funny.


They do a bad job a lot of the time, this was good but it's not the standard. I like CollegeHumor's originals more
 
2012-08-10 12:47:09 PM

Emracool the Aeons Hip: Last I checked, TNG wasn't always a barrel of laughs, it's not like it had R2 and C3PO to crack you up every few seconds. You are judging the person for the attributes of their character/writers.


Like I said, he's stated it himself in post-TNG interviews.
 
2012-08-10 12:52:11 PM
Patrick Stewart also did voiceover work for the best PC game ever - King Richard on Lands of Lore
 
2012-08-10 12:53:01 PM

Emracool the Aeons Hip: bhcompy: he really was a stuffy humorless douche

Mugato: I grew up with him being the humorless douche on Star Trek

Last I checked, TNG wasn't always a barrel of laughs, it's not like it had R2 and C3PO to crack you up every few seconds. You are judging the person for the attributes of their character/writers.


Stewart, who played Captain Jean-Luc Picard for seven seasons of TNG and four films, tells a story about being somewhat serious when initially filming the first two seasons of the show, saying for him it was "all about the work". While Stewart attempted to take his work seriously he says some of his castmates "fooled around too much,".

After calling a meeting to tell them they shouldn't be fooling around, Stewart says Denise Crosby spoke up and said "but Patrick we need to have some fun" to which he replied "you are not here to have fun".

Stewart credits the first two seasons of TNG as the time he realized both could be possible. "it was possible to work very hard, do the best work you could and to have fun," said Stewart.

"They [his TNG castmates] gave me a sense of humor" Stewart admitted.

/source
//not the first or only time he's discussed this
 
2012-08-10 12:58:19 PM
and her clothes fall right off. She tries to pick them up and put them back on, but I've seen everything...
 
2012-08-10 01:37:37 PM

Emracool the Aeons Hip: Mugato: I grew up with him being the humorless douche on Star Trek

Last I checked, TNG wasn't always a barrel of laughs, it's not like it had R2 and C3PO to crack you up every few seconds. You are judging the person for the attributes of their character/writers.


Well I was a kid. One tends to relate an actor with the character he plays if that's all you see him in, especially if you're a kid. And after James T. Kirk, yeah Picard was a stuffy prick at times. Until the movies where he suddenly became an action hero.
 
2012-08-10 01:45:32 PM
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THERE ARE FOUR TICKETS!
 
2012-08-10 01:46:13 PM

Mugato: Emracool the Aeons Hip: Mugato: I grew up with him being the humorless douche on Star Trek

Last I checked, TNG wasn't always a barrel of laughs, it's not like it had R2 and C3PO to crack you up every few seconds. You are judging the person for the attributes of their character/writers.

Well I was a kid. One tends to relate an actor with the character he plays if that's all you see him in, especially if you're a kid. And after James T. Kirk, yeah Picard was a stuffy prick at times. Until the movies where he suddenly became an action hero.


www.startrek.com
Why so serious?
 
2012-08-10 02:24:13 PM

Along with Olympic tickets, he should also sell cakes in the shape of a woman going to the bathroom.

cdn.static.ovimg.com

I think you'll find this one's quite sexy!
 
2012-08-10 02:38:08 PM
Interesting pre-trek Stewart comparing Shylock (Merchant of Venice) performances with another actor:
Link
 
2012-08-10 02:54:10 PM
That was awesome. Another great performance of his was as the gay opera director in Frasier. (now on netflix!)
"The Doctor is Out"
 
2012-08-10 03:14:37 PM

Dameson: Loved to see Arya Stark acting with Patrick and Simon


THIS. I knew that kid looked familiar!
 
2012-08-10 03:21:37 PM
I'll take Die
 
2012-08-10 03:33:41 PM
I would have thought a geek like Pegg would have known Patrick Stewart wasn't in Star Wars... he was in Dune

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2012-08-10 04:00:13 PM

LesserEvil: I would have thought a geek like Pegg would have known Patrick Stewart wasn't in Star Wars... he was in Dune

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I think you meant to type "he was in Robin Hood: Men in Tights".

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2012-08-10 05:40:50 PM
Good stuff.
 
2012-08-10 05:57:36 PM
A human centipede? How ghastly.
 
2012-08-10 06:43:18 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: LesserEvil: I would have thought a geek like Pegg would have known Patrick Stewart wasn't in Star Wars... he was in Dune

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I think you meant to type "he was in Robin Hood: Men in Tights".


No no......you mean John Boormans Excaliber
 
2012-08-10 07:24:20 PM

fusillade762: Not bad. Nice to see Stewart and Pegg together. "You were great in that Star Wars thing" made me smile.


That has some bite: "Mr. Abrams has said, many a time, that he was never a big fan of Star Trek. But, Star Wars? The guy loves it!"
 
2012-08-11 12:48:09 AM
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2012-08-11 02:37:48 AM

Jragghen: kronicfeld: Patrick Stewart has been playing against type for years on Seth MacFarlane's shows.

And his job on American Dad is fantastic


Thanks, that was awesome!

Rhypskallion: Interesting pre-trek Stewart comparing Shylock (Merchant of Venice) performances with another actor:
Link


This too was awesome. Thank you.
 
2012-08-11 02:53:08 AM
Ok, I don't really follow the Olympics or swimming in general, so this is my first exposure to Ryan Lochte. Aside from the frat-boy douchiness he seems a tad off in a "I can count to potato" kind of way...Did his mom drink or did he suffer some traumatic head injury as a child? Seriously, what's the deal here?
 
2012-08-11 03:37:06 AM
More Patrick Stewart awesomeness.

Link
 
2012-08-11 07:08:17 AM

Tyrosine: Ok, I don't really follow the Olympics or swimming in general, so this is my first exposure to Ryan Lochte. Aside from the frat-boy douchiness he seems a tad off in a "I can count to potato" kind of way...Did his mom drink or did he suffer some traumatic head injury as a child? Seriously, what's the deal here?


He's an athlete trying to act. Very few of them have the chops to make it work. The rest of them just come off sounding.....well, potato.
 
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