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(AM and PM News)   Today's "Smoking hot blonde teacher busted for sex with student" story comes from Oceanside, CA (With "Oh, Hell YES, you'd hit that" pic)   (nctimes.com) divider line 205
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2012-08-10 09:42:38 AM
I'd be she could teach me a thing or two.
 
2012-08-10 10:14:25 AM
Is CA age of consent 18?

Because the story frames it as he was an ex-student of hers, and that they started doing it AFTER he was out of her class, so, there shouldn't be any "authority figure" crime issues here, and he was 17.... so, barring CA's AOC being 18, I am struggling to find the crime here, although I guess if she was still a teacher at the school, I guess that is still off limits, although it didn't look like the charges were related to someone being in a position of authority.
 
2012-08-10 10:26:40 AM
If I had any idea that this happened so frequently, I probably would have been banging 2 or 3 of my hs teachers. Sheet. At least that's what I think decades later. They were totally into me. Or I refused to do my homework. One of the two.
 
2012-08-10 10:39:12 AM

dletter: Is CA age of consent 18?


Yes, and it's a hard 18. No romeo/juliet provisions.
 
2012-08-10 10:40:43 AM
Would not hit it...too pixelly.
 
2012-08-10 10:41:46 AM

GWSuperfan: dletter: Is CA age of consent 18?

Yes, and it's a hard 18. No romeo/juliet provisions.


I'll bet the kid was a hard 17....
 
2012-08-10 11:03:14 AM
"Sex crimes detectives arrested a Oceanside High School teacher on Thursday on suspicion of sexually assaulting a 17-year-old boy who was once her student at a Vista residential school, San Diego police officials said.

Jail records indicate she was arrested on suspicion of unlawful sex with a minor and oral copulation with a minor."


I hope the victim has recovered and is doing okay now.
 
2012-08-10 11:05:34 AM
Ah, a special ed teacher. I guess she might be evil, depends on the derpitude of the kid in question.
 
2012-08-10 11:10:50 AM

ThatGuyGreg: Ah, a special ed teacher. I guess she might be evil, depends on the derpitude of the kid in question.


Oddly enough, she kept begging him to fark her so hard she had to be in her own class.
 
2012-08-10 11:23:16 AM

GWSuperfan: dletter: Is CA age of consent 18?

Yes, and it's a hard 18. No romeo/juliet provisions.


Thank God Nevada is so close.
 
2012-08-10 12:18:24 PM
I'd give her an alabama hot pocket
 
2012-08-10 12:19:35 PM

xanadian: Would not hit it...too pixelly.


Agreed. Could be a tranny.

/cue "it's a trap" pic
 
2012-08-10 12:20:17 PM
bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com

This looks photoshopped, I can tell by the pixels...
 
2012-08-10 12:20:45 PM
i.imgur.com

So hot. Thanks, North County Times.
 
2012-08-10 12:20:47 PM
That's what's great about teachers. They make you keep doing it until you get it right.


/btw-no real crime here.
 
2012-08-10 12:21:22 PM
I like how the thumbnail is already a pixelated mess, and yet this is one of the few times with the "enlarge" link actually does what it advertises.
 
2012-08-10 12:21:27 PM
More like "Oh hell yes, this picture was taken on a 12 year old camera phone"
 
2012-08-10 12:21:47 PM
That's a pixelated man, baby!
 
2012-08-10 12:22:10 PM

xanadian: Would not hit it...too pixelly.


Was the student Japanese? Maybe that would explain it.
 
2012-08-10 12:22:16 PM
Can't kids keep their mouths shut anymore?
 
2012-08-10 12:22:48 PM
Remember though, it's only homosexual men who molest children. It's the gays who are a threat to society. We must make more laws to limit the freedoms of homosexuals.
 
2012-08-10 12:23:17 PM

bluecrabscribe: xanadian: Would not hit it...too pixelly.

Was the student Japanese? Maybe that would explain it.


Pixerry?
 
2012-08-10 12:23:32 PM

canaryfarmer: So hot. Thanks, North County Times.


With all the pixels, I can't tell if THAT'S A MAN, BABY or not.
 
2012-08-10 12:23:34 PM

gopher321: xanadian: Would not hit it...too pixelly.

Agreed. Could be a tranny.

/cue "it's a trap" pic


Oh great, another Ann Coulter thread.
 
2012-08-10 12:25:39 PM
those are some sharp pixels
 
2012-08-10 12:26:14 PM
I'd need to see it in better resolution to determine if I would hit it.
 
2012-08-10 12:27:10 PM

GWSuperfan: dletter: Is CA age of consent 18?

Yes, and it's a hard 18. No romeo/juliet provisions.


Bummer, it's a hard 16 here in Ohio ...

/giggity ...
 
2012-08-10 12:27:27 PM
Looks like she rocks some free weights.
 
2012-08-10 12:27:42 PM

DubyaHater: Remember though, it's only homosexual men who molest children. It's the gays who are a threat to society. We must make more laws to limit the freedoms of homosexuals.


Don't forget plain straight older men who boink 17-yo girls.

/oh, wait, this fark... doublestandard.exe already running
 
2012-08-10 12:28:36 PM

Crewmannumber6: Can't kids keep their mouths shut anymore?


In my day, if we got some oral copulation from a hot teacher we said thanks and kept it quiet... IF I HAD ONLY KNOW THAT WAS AN OPTION!!!

Kids today, with minds poisoned by reality TV and the intertubes, believe nothing happens until they post about it on the facebook, with pics or it didn't happen.

/shakes fist at cloud...
 
2012-08-10 12:29:08 PM
and she will only get 3 months time served
 
2012-08-10 12:29:17 PM
Gaussian blur...
s18.postimage.org

Carmela Soprano-ish

A 17-year-old assaulted with a vagina. Poor lad.
 
2012-08-10 12:29:44 PM

Mark Ratner: I hope the victim has recovered and is doing okay now.


Of course he did. At that age, it probably only took him 15 minutes.
 
2012-08-10 12:30:01 PM
ok, found a better pic...

i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-10 12:30:44 PM
Haha nice to see my hometown on Fark
 
2012-08-10 12:31:12 PM
Seriously? HERO Tag? Fark off you perverts.
 
2012-08-10 12:31:51 PM

Headso: ok, found a better pic...

[i50.tinypic.com image 620x620]


How about a NSFW warning next time, dude. Seriously.
 
2012-08-10 12:31:52 PM

jodaveki: DubyaHater: Remember though, it's only homosexual men who molest children. It's the gays who are a threat to society. We must make more laws to limit the freedoms of homosexuals.

Don't forget plain straight older men who boink 17-yo girls.

/oh, wait, this fark... doublestandard.exe already running


And yet females in the last year or so have been out pacing men 2 to 1 or greater in their boinking of minors. But lets keep blaming all this kiddie sex on men.
 
2012-08-10 12:31:59 PM
That poor, poor 17-year-old guy.

Forced to have repeated sex with a good-looking blonde. And subjected to the degradation of blowjobs. I don't know how he's going to get over this.

For the rest of his life, he'll probably have to get all his girlfriends to dress up as naughty teachers.

What a senseless tragedy.
 
2012-08-10 12:32:12 PM

kimmygibblershomework: Seriously? HERO Tag? Fark off you perverts.


home.roadrunner.com
 
2012-08-10 12:33:45 PM

AtomPeepers: Crewmannumber6: Can't kids keep their mouths shut anymore?

In my day, if we got some oral copulation from a hot teacher we said thanks and kept it quiet... IF I HAD ONLY KNOW THAT WAS AN OPTION!!!

Kids today, with minds poisoned by reality TV and the intertubes, believe nothing happens until they post about it on the facebook, with pics or it didn't happen.

/shakes fist at cloud...


20 years ago they wouldn't have given you big money to deal with the trauma. My guess is many of these coming forward are either pissed that it stopped or want a free payday.
 
2012-08-10 12:34:31 PM
Outlaw all hot teachers immediately. I'm willing to take one for the team and sleep with all of them.

/It's a hard job but someone's got to do it
 
2012-08-10 12:35:30 PM

dletter: Is CA age of consent 18?

Because the story frames it as he was an ex-student of hers, and that they started doing it AFTER he was out of her class, so, there shouldn't be any "authority figure" crime issues here, and he was 17.... so, barring CA's AOC being 18, I am struggling to find the crime here, although I guess if she was still a teacher at the school, I guess that is still off limits, although it didn't look like the charges were related to someone being in a position of authority.


I disagree. You do what a teacher says, whether or not the teacher is currently teaching you. It might take a little more convincing if he was never her student but since she was an authority figure and his teacher at the time of the incidents, those incidents are clearly illegal.
 
2012-08-10 12:36:39 PM

SchlingFocker: That poor, poor 17-year-old guy.

Forced to have repeated sex with a good-looking blonde. And subjected to the degradation of blowjobs. I don't know how he's going to get over this.

For the rest of his life, he'll probably have to get all his girlfriends to dress up as naughty teachers.

What a senseless tragedy.


So, California should lower their age of consent. That doesn't mean that (i) she didn't commit a crime, or (ii) this wasn't a farked up situation.
 
2012-08-10 12:36:44 PM

Headso: ok, found a better pic...

[i50.tinypic.com image 620x620]


holy jebus thats pretty.....bad
 
2012-08-10 12:37:05 PM
I think of all the education that I missed...
 
2012-08-10 12:37:33 PM

Tobin_Lam: his teacher at the time of the incidents


Re-read the article... It doesn't seem like that's true, unless you're reading it as a "once your teacher, forever your teacher" type thing.
 
2012-08-10 12:38:56 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Thank God Nevada is so close.


you get a felony. she gets a felony, everybody gets a felony
 
2012-08-10 12:38:59 PM

ManateeGag: I'd be she could teach me a thing or two.


This. Anatomy and sex ed lessons would be real fun with her.
 
2012-08-10 12:41:20 PM
*shrugs shoulders*

Meh.
 
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