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(SFGate)   Ronald Poppo recalls attack, face   ( divider line
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2012-08-10 10:12:36 AM  
I'm glad he's facing the situation rather well. I'm sure that with the state of reconstructive surgery he will be able to see the light at the end of the tunnel.
2012-08-10 10:12:47 AM  
I noticed he keeps getting the details of the attack confused and he seems to change his story. I just think he needs to realize that, yeah, this is a hard thing to swallow but he's going to have to face it some time.
2012-08-10 10:20:34 AM  
I can't imagine trying to eat a homeless person. Wouldn't a vegan taste better?
2012-08-10 10:26:32 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I can't imagine trying to eat a homeless person. Wouldn't a vegan taste better?

Nothing vegan tastes bettter.

/I'm glad that f**ker is dead
2012-08-10 10:44:15 AM

"I've buried wives, but a father should never bury a son. It was the flood of '52, we were all caught on the levee, but.. I don't want to talk about this no more. "
2012-08-10 10:51:24 AM  
welcome to fark, etc. but that gave me a sad, again.

i have a lot more sympathy for the homeless than i do for you motherfarkers. let alone the zombie-stricken-homeless.
2012-08-10 10:57:58 AM  
That was a pretty mild description, really. Nothing about pain, or terror. He popped my eyes out, and that's all there is to say about that. He makes it sound like a walk in the park!
2012-08-10 11:02:27 AM  
Would LSD show up on a tox screen if the attacker were on it? The dosage is so unbelievably small...
2012-08-10 11:03:33 AM  
i like how there are 2 photos, but really they're the same photo with different cropping/background
2012-08-10 11:14:23 AM  
2012-08-10 11:19:41 AM  
Pocket Fisherman?!?!?
2012-08-10 11:24:54 AM  
It would be nice if the offender had survived so he could understand what he had done. Then we could force him to fight apes.
2012-08-10 11:27:50 AM  
I have seen the (after) facial photos - and they are very Hannibal-esque. Truly nightmare fuel. How does this dude even move on with his life with no family or friends? In some cases it's better to die.
2012-08-10 11:31:51 AM  
Who nose how bad the attack would've gotten if not for pd intervention.

Hope he keeps a stiff upper lip.
2012-08-10 11:47:26 AM  
"You're going to be my wife and this is going to be a Lover's Concerto."

I smell a meme...
2012-08-10 11:49:53 AM  
Eugene, 31, was shot and killed by a Miami police officer during the attack on the Macarthur Causeway just off downtown Miami. Lab tests found only marijuana in Eugene's system, but no other drugs or alcohol.

It's not bath salts. It's never bath salts.
2012-08-10 04:54:18 PM  
It bothers me that they say they found marijuana in his system. Really? can you tell it was marijuana, and not one of the THC equivalents? They only find what the test is capable of finding. My guess here (since any logical person knows that marijuana does not cause face-eatyness) is that he was smoking one of the Spice blends. Or else he was coming off a bad LSD trip, which i've heard is out of your system in 2-3 hours although the effects often last 5-6 hours.

But instead they are going to keep saying "the face eater ONLY HAD MARIJUANA IN HIS SYSTEM" without adding "and therefore we don't know why he ate face because marijuana doesn't make anyone face eaty ever".
2012-08-10 09:39:46 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I can't imagine trying to eat a homeless person. Wouldn't a vegan taste better?

"I don't eat anything with a face."

2012-08-11 03:45:36 AM
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