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(io9)   I see your Medieval chastity belt, and raise you one Victorian-era anti-masturbation codpiece. "Note the helpful urine colander"   (io9.com) divider line 40
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2012-08-10 09:54:05 AM  
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2012-08-10 10:39:29 AM  
Guys get accidentally boner out of nowhere all the time. That would suck while wearing this.
 
2012-08-10 10:40:22 AM  
Designed for white people.
 
2012-08-10 10:41:56 AM  
I have the weirdest boner right now.

/Or, the guy wearing this did.
 
2012-08-10 10:42:01 AM  
FTFA: this copper device - which measures "3 ½ inches top to base"

Huh. Really? Were these for really young boys?
 
2012-08-10 10:42:06 AM  
If it's a sin, why did God put the desire for me to pull it 5 times a day?
 
2012-08-10 10:42:32 AM  
Nurse Ratched, increase the dosage of saltpeter put in Randall Patrick McMurphy's food.
 
2012-08-10 10:43:20 AM  
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Beats getting all your fingers cut off
 
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2012-08-10 10:45:03 AM  

Lord_Baull: If it's a sin, why did God put the desire for me to pull it 5 times a day?


It's a test. Or a practical joke, one or the other.

The Catholic part doesn't surprise me.
 
2012-08-10 10:45:04 AM  
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O_O...ding!
 
2012-08-10 10:46:55 AM  
Those are actually way nicer than my own anti-masturbation devices.
 
2012-08-10 10:47:12 AM  
I really have to wonder how widespread these things really were; sure, they existed and some folks had some ridiculous ideas *coughabstinenceonly* , but I've come to believe that most folks must've done what most people now do: rolled their eyes and thought such people crazy.
 
2012-08-10 10:47:21 AM  

Lord_Baull: If it's a sin, why did God put the desire for me to pull it 5 times a day?


If it isn't a sin then why have you cut back so much.
 
2012-08-10 10:47:44 AM  
Don't they come in Magnum size?
 
2012-08-10 10:53:33 AM  
There's no proof Chastity belts were actually ever used in the middle ages. All references to them come from later times
 
2012-08-10 10:56:13 AM  
That is more likely a Medieval S&M sex toy.
 
2012-08-10 11:01:25 AM  
Women -- the perfect anti-masturbation device.
 
2012-08-10 11:02:36 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Designed for white people.


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2012-08-10 11:08:02 AM  
Last time I saw a codpiece that disturbing was at Long John Silver's.
 
2012-08-10 11:08:07 AM  
Cold weather would suck.
 
2012-08-10 11:15:01 AM  
can you imagine what that would look like under britches?
 
2012-08-10 11:17:29 AM  

Prevailing Wind: can you imagine what that would look like under britches?


LOOK like? Hell, can you imagine having that eye-hook jammed in your taint all day?
 
2012-08-10 11:17:54 AM  
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All you need to do is wear it upside down.
 
2012-08-10 11:20:42 AM  

Sir Anal of Leakage: Those are actually way nicer than my own anti-masturbation devices.


Your girlfriend?
 
2012-08-10 11:27:20 AM  
"Oh, I wonder what's on the source link..."

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2012-08-10 11:40:10 AM  

95629: Guys get accidentally boner out of nowhere all the time. That would suck while wearing this.


That is the whole point of the device. Make it painful to get aroused. At least this one didn't have spikes on the inside like some of them did. There were some odd Victorian notions. Spiked penis guards, cornflakes, all sorts of crazy things to stop kids masturbating.
 
2012-08-10 11:44:58 AM  
Too small
 
2012-08-10 11:51:28 AM  
The thing is, ancient times or modern times, physiology hasn't changed. Masturbation still causes blindness and the growth of thick hair on the palms of the evil-doer.

Yeah, you all looked at your hands.
 
2012-08-10 11:57:28 AM  

Sir Anal of Leakage: The thing is, ancient times or modern times, physiology hasn't changed. Masturbation still causes blindness and the growth of thick hair on the palms of the evil-doer.

Yeah, you all looked at your hands.


I just did...
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2012-08-10 12:18:58 PM  
"Onanistic Tomfoolery" is the name of my baroque-remix David Bowie cover band.
 
2012-08-10 12:31:50 PM  

Sir Anal of Leakage: The thing is, ancient times or modern times, physiology hasn't changed. Masturbation still causes blindness and the growth of thick hair on the palms of the evil-doer.

Yeah, you all looked at your hands.


I generally disagree but have my doubts due to the excessive amount of dead kittens outside my house.
 
2012-08-10 12:34:57 PM  
But modern day chastity devices are so much more interesting. Partly because anyone can buy them.

NSFW: Neosteel Chastity Belts
NSFW: Lori's Chastity Tubes
 
2012-08-10 12:47:14 PM  
Okay, so what do I do with the urine after it goes through the colander? Is there some type of storage device to be used with it?
 
2012-08-10 12:47:31 PM  

Unda: But modern day chastity devices are so much more interesting disturbing. Partly because anyone can buy them.


... fixed that for 'ya.
 
2012-08-10 12:57:29 PM  

Sir Anal of Leakage: The thing is, ancient times or modern times, physiology hasn't changed. Masturbation still causes blindness and the growth of thick hair on the palms of the evil-doer.

Yeah, you all looked at your hands.


So that's why I need glasses.
 
2012-08-10 01:19:04 PM  
Ow Ow Ow
 
2012-08-10 01:49:54 PM  

swannie: Unda: But modern day chastity devices are so much more interesting disturbing. Partly because anyone can buy them.

... fixed that for 'ya.


Oh, live a little :)
 
2012-08-10 02:06:35 PM  

Unda: swannie: Unda: But modern day chastity devices are so much more interesting disturbing. Partly because anyone can buy them.

... fixed that for 'ya.

Oh, live a little :)


lol ... that's a little TOO much livin' for me... :)
 
2012-08-10 03:44:43 PM  
Copper? So in addition to painful boners and stanky balls, the poor bastard's crotchal area would get to turn green? Good thing we have stainless steel nowadays...
 
2012-08-10 09:27:12 PM  

Madame Psychosis: Copper? So in addition to painful boners and stanky balls, the poor bastard's crotchal area would get to turn green? Good thing we have stainless steel nowadays...


Actually that's a really good point. A green patina of verdigris should have formed on the device by now. Particularly if it was exposed to urine and salty crotchsweat.
 
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