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(WDSU New Orleans)   Man goes all Dirty Harry when cops arrest him for DUI   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Dirty Harry, DWI  
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5428 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Aug 2012 at 12:14 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-10 10:14:50 AM  
I thought that was going all Ted Nugent.
2012-08-10 10:57:23 AM, wait, we aren't talking about Randy Travis?
2012-08-10 11:15:09 AM  

Sybarite: I thought that was going all Ted Nugent.

Beat me to it.
2012-08-10 12:18:05 PM  
Thibodaux? Well isn't that special! Nice smile in the mugshot as well.
2012-08-10 12:26:16 PM
OK. Poop coming out
2012-08-10 12:27:05 PM  
2012-08-10 12:29:36 PM

I know what you're thinking: "Did he drink six shots, or only five?"
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excrement, I've kinda lost track myself.
2012-08-10 12:31:14 PM  
Indeed, this sort of thing has happened in Leakage.
2012-08-10 12:32:16 PM  
Is that what someone who's "In the shiat" looks like?
2012-08-10 12:33:20 PM  
Once Benoit realized that he was going to be placed under arrest, officers said he began straining and purposely soiled himself.

Officers said Benoit thought he would be released after the episode. The act didn't deter officers from arresting him, however.

They were not de-turd?
2012-08-10 12:38:18 PM  
Jeez. Dennis Quaid is really looking bad.
2012-08-10 12:46:08 PM  
Ahh, the traditional "bayou hat-tan".

Don't miss that state much...
2012-08-10 01:01:14 PM  
He chews up the scenery?
2012-08-10 01:02:02 PM  
Too bad he didn't go all "Dirty Sanchez" on them.

He was half way there too.
2012-08-10 01:07:38 PM  
You forgot your fortune says you're shiat outta luck.
2012-08-10 01:13:47 PM  
Guess you could say he's got a
Shiat eating grin.
2012-08-10 01:20:52 PM

G-Force evasion technique #1 - FAIL.
2012-08-10 02:38:33 PM  
Subby, you fail.
2012-08-10 02:42:36 PM  
I went to college in Thibodaux (Nicholls State--B.A., 2009 whoo...) and frankly I've seen stupider shiat. Like the hooker walking down the lower-class street in a pair of "hot" pants and a bra. Must have been at least two hundred fifty pounds, so the "hot" pants were...uh...nope. Plus she had all of two teeth in her mouth. So a guy shiatting himself to get out of a DUI/DWI/whichever one it is is nothing particularly shocking.

/Was she black?
//Of course she was black.
2012-08-10 11:36:06 PM  
After Hurricane Katrina my job temporarily relocated from Belle Chasse to Houma. Needless to say things were a bit different from living in New Orleans where things don't close and you can get away with a lot of questionable behavior. I recall going to a strip joint in town seeing fail on multiple levels, the "stripper" by law had to keep her bra/ bikini on, the club closed right at midnight and no alcohol on Sundays if memory serves me correctly. It was a nice place to live for a little while, but I'm spoiled by our laid back attitude in N.O.

////not sure where I was going with this, but drinking does that....
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