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(WUSA9)   Rancid meat has never been so affordable   (wusa9.com) divider line 39
    More: Fail, sell-by dates, dumpster, dumpster diving, Food Lion, Virginia Department of Agriculture, felony  
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2012-08-10 01:16:30 AM  
Eeeew... But Tim Armstrong is probably so leathery. There's no seasoning in the world that would make me cannibalize him.
 
2012-08-10 01:37:29 AM  
That's what sauces are for

/better add more oregano
 
2012-08-10 03:45:50 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's what sauces are for

/better add more oregano


or jalapeno.
 
2012-08-10 03:46:56 AM  
I loved the use of small text to give the article a kind of point-counter point feel to it.

/Sarcasm.
 
2012-08-10 03:48:10 AM  
cause the future is dead
full speed ahead
i can't hear laughter
pass it on..
 
2012-08-10 03:56:02 AM  

GreenAdder: Eeeew... But Tim Armstrong is probably so leathery. There's no seasoning in the world that would make me cannibalize him.



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l suppose you're wondering why you're soaking... in Reg's eleven secret herbs and spices. Tomorrow we're having you for lunch.
 
2012-08-10 03:59:07 AM  
Rancid meat seller and an animal hoarder. Sounds like a real winner there. What do you think he does with all the dead cats?

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2012-08-10 04:09:47 AM  

Mock26: I loved the use of small text to give the article a kind of point-counter point feel to it.

/Sarcasm.


Mock26 originally stated he loved the use of interlaced text styles within articles.

But commenters later observed it could be sarcasm.

He's been accused of being disingenuous in the past, allegations he denies, saying the commenters were the ones that mishandled his post.

Mock26 once replied "lol" to a cat video - But did he really think it was funny? Did he literally laugh out loud?

Currently, the FBI has no regulations about laughing on the internet.

Many farkers say they're okay with people using jokes beyond their 'use-by' date.
 
2012-08-10 04:13:19 AM  
rotten meat, a dumpster treat
smells like feet, that's hard to beat
 
2012-08-10 04:18:48 AM  
I frequent a group who dumpster dive in order to help the poor, except, instead of selling the food, we run a 'come one-come-all' style kitchen. There are local chefs who donate their time to these Freegan kitchens, using their skills to make sell-by-date +1 food into seriously tasty, nutritious hot meals for anyone who wants to eat (not just homeless, poor, or hippie-types)

We live in a society that wastes an embarrassingly huge amount of perfectly edible produce, in a world that has serious starvation/overpopulation issues.

If this guy wants to be taken seriously, he'd stop making a profit on it and actually start helping the poor.

/fark consumerist wastage
 
2012-08-10 04:19:34 AM  
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2012-08-10 04:29:18 AM  
Well at least he wasn't looting the Food Lion dumpsters.
 
2012-08-10 04:39:24 AM  

GreenAdder: Eeeew... But Tim Armstrong is probably so leathery. There's no seasoning in the world that would make me cannibalize him.


He's also Indesructible.
 
2012-08-10 04:48:03 AM  

uttertosh: I frequent a group ....(snip)

We live in a society that wastes an embarrassingly huge amount of perfectly edible produce, in a world that has serious starvation/overpopulation issues.

If this guy wants to be taken seriously, he'd stop making a profit on it and actually start helping the poor.

/fark consumerist wastage



Meat aint nuthin without a proper saucier. maybe that's why no one's hungry in your group an all.
 
2012-08-10 04:50:00 AM  
Dumpster meat? Sounds even better than floor pie.
 
Skr
2012-08-10 04:53:21 AM  
Misread the head line as "Rancor" meat

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Rancid just means the flavors have had more time to mature, right?
 
2012-08-10 05:00:48 AM  

gadian: MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's what sauces are for

/better add more oregano

or jalapeno.


I might be a bit warped by Trailer Park Boys, but I always read jalapeno as "JhahLAHpenoh" like Ricky :p
 
2012-08-10 05:26:37 AM  

Local_User: uttertosh: I frequent a group ....(snip)

We live in a society that wastes an embarrassingly huge amount of perfectly edible produce, in a world that has serious starvation/overpopulation issues.

If this guy wants to be taken seriously, he'd stop making a profit on it and actually start helping the poor.

/fark consumerist wastage


Meat aint nuthin without a proper saucier. maybe that's why no one's hungry in your group an all.


dunno what yer point was, but.... oh (snip), I dun got told!

/chef
//helps this group on his own time, of his own free will
 
2012-08-10 05:38:35 AM  
If the Job Creators™ can't sell rancid meat, then the turrists have won!
 
2012-08-10 06:55:28 AM  
I'll just leave this here: Can't prosecute in Goldman Sachs case.
 
2012-08-10 07:05:52 AM  
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2012-08-10 07:45:20 AM  
Uh oh!!! They busted this guy. What are the kids going to eat in school now?
 
2012-08-10 07:45:45 AM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: If the Job Creators™ can't sell rancid meat, then the turrists have won!


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2012-08-10 07:52:30 AM  
Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe ok.

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2012-08-10 08:12:40 AM  

uttertosh: I frequent a group who dumpster dive in order to help the poor, except, instead of selling the food, we run a 'come one-come-all' style kitchen. There are local chefs who donate their time to these Freegan kitchens, using their skills to make sell-by-date +1 food into seriously tasty, nutritious hot meals for anyone who wants to eat (not just homeless, poor, or hippie-types)

We live in a society that wastes an embarrassingly huge amount of perfectly edible produce, in a world that has serious starvation/overpopulation issues.


I sincerely hope that nobody gets sick and sues your group out of existence for doing what is a really, truly good thing.
 
2012-08-10 08:38:29 AM  
Cue the Randroids telling us why this is big gubmint and evul big gubmint is evul.
 
2012-08-10 08:38:42 AM  
What's even wrong with this? The free market will let us know if this is a bad thing. We don't need job-killing regulations against this.

America, why do you hate free-market capitalism? You used to be all about the enterprising entrepreneur.
 
2012-08-10 08:48:23 AM  
To be fair, the guy was selling it at a discount. But I think that's were the problem was. Big Meat didn't like this guy cutting in on their business. Normaly you have to go to a 5 star resturant and pay a premium for old meat that's been sitting in some closet for a month or two. The 1%ers didn't like that fact that he was providing the same service for the lower class. Those old rich white men don't believe a brotha is deserving enough to eat old meat like them. You give a nubian some old meat, next he's gonna start wanting a better job that doesn't involve working with shiat on a daily basis. I say it's high time we take back expired meat from the rich. We need to break their monopoly on old muscle tissue and let eveyone get a taste of this wonderful food.
 
2012-08-10 08:52:12 AM  

incendi: uttertosh: I frequent a group who dumpster dive in order to help the poor, except, instead of selling the food, we run a 'come one-come-all' style kitchen. There are local chefs who donate their time to these Freegan kitchens, using their skills to make sell-by-date +1 food into seriously tasty, nutritious hot meals for anyone who wants to eat (not just homeless, poor, or hippie-types)

We live in a society that wastes an embarrassingly huge amount of perfectly edible produce, in a world that has serious starvation/overpopulation issues.

I sincerely hope that nobody gets sick and sues your group out of existence for doing what is a really, truly good thing.


"...a really, truly good thing"?

What a load. Garbage-eating hipsters is more like it.
 
2012-08-10 08:59:39 AM  
Once I was driving the back roads up through central Florida when I saw a sign on some dude's yard that said something to the effect of "Gill's Grocery - OPEN"

Yes. I was tempted.
 
2012-08-10 09:00:42 AM  

Molavian: Garbage-eating hipsters


uttertosh: I frequent a group who dumpster dive in order to help the poor,

I'm sure those poor people are just wearing their vintage clothing ironically.
 
2012-08-10 09:08:41 AM  
I used live in Front Royal over the summers. Strange, strange place...I could totally see a "discount dumpster meat store" fitting right in.
 
2012-08-10 10:08:56 AM  

GreenAdder: Eeeew... But Tim Armstrong is probably so leathery. There's no seasoning in the world that would make me cannibalize him.


At least you might catch a decent buzz.
 
2012-08-10 10:34:58 AM  
when i saw scratch-and ..i thought it was going to say sniff
 
2012-08-10 11:11:20 AM  

friedo: Rancid meat seller and an animal hoarder. Sounds like a real winner there. What do you think he does with all the dead cats?

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Wow, I almost forgot about that show. Kind of wonder why it never reruns, even on some nostalgia network.
 
2012-08-10 01:19:56 PM  

honk: What's even wrong with this? The free market will let us know if this is a bad thing. We don't need job-killing regulations against this.

America, why do you hate free-market capitalism? You used to be all about the enterprising entrepreneur.


www.politifake.org
 
2012-08-10 01:30:05 PM  

incendi: Molavian: Garbage-eating hipsters

uttertosh: I frequent a group who dumpster dive in order to help the poor,

I'm sure those poor people are just wearing their vintage clothing ironically.

There are local chefs who donate their time to these Freegan kitchens, using their skills to make sell-by-date +1 food into seriously tasty, nutritious hot meals for anyone who wants to eat (not just homeless, poor, or hippie-types)

Psst, you missed the next sentence.
 
2012-08-10 01:45:48 PM  

Molavian: Psst, you missed the next sentence.


And you're overly fixated on it. Most places offering free meals to the poor and homeless aren't going to jump through extra hoops to make sure that you're actually poor and homeless, unless they're taking money from an agency that requires it of them. It's a good thing, why try to shiat all over it?
 
2012-08-10 10:21:07 PM  
What does not kill me, really makes me fart a lot.
 
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