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(UPI)   Mama bear and three cubs break into cabin, knock back more than 100 cans of beer. What a bunch of Hamms   (upi.com) divider line 55
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2012-08-09 09:45:27 PM
From the land of sky blue waters.........
www.retrobeeritems.flyingcart.com


/get off my lawn
 
2012-08-09 10:20:31 PM
Great...now I have those drums and "HAMMS, THE BEER REFRESHING...HAMMS, THE BEER REFRESHING...HAMMMMMMMMS" going through my head right now.
 
2012-08-09 10:34:48 PM
 
2012-08-10 12:10:31 AM

Lorelle: Great...now I have those drums and "HAMMS, THE BEER REFRESHING...HAMMS, THE BEER REFRESHING...HAMMMMMMMMS" going through my head right now.


Yeah... me too

csb

I had a tab chain over 50' long I produced from my old man's Hamms consumption
Still have a hatband left from it

/csb
 
2012-08-10 12:37:17 AM
Oh sarah palin, what did you do now
 
2012-08-10 01:15:31 AM
I used to love those beautiful blue cans, and that artwork that suggested the cleanest most refreshing beer ever created. A divine nectar given to us by the god of beers.

Then I tasted a can and was really let down by just how nasty that cheap swill was. It made Schaffers look like a finely crafted microbrew (and I farking hate Schaffers)
 
2012-08-10 01:21:36 AM
Who the hell has 100 beers in their cabin?

I guess Norway has rednecks also.
 
2012-08-10 01:23:26 AM
NW option no. 2

Link
 
2012-08-10 01:24:44 AM
You sound poor!
 
2012-08-10 01:25:31 AM
sounds like someone had a hell of a party & needed an excuse when his parents found out.
 
2012-08-10 01:33:00 AM
lips and assholes
 
2012-08-10 01:33:58 AM

wildcardjack: Who the hell has 100 beers in their cabin?

I guess Norway has rednecks also.


I said the same thing
 
2012-08-10 01:36:35 AM
BEAR THREAD!

mendonews.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-10 01:36:49 AM
Bears have an awesome sense of smell. Don't leave food lying around, geez.
 
2012-08-10 01:46:30 AM
Sadly, there was no video surveillance.
 
2012-08-10 01:48:41 AM
This means Sarah Palin is automatically God and Obama has to put Joe Biden through a wood chipper.
 
2012-08-10 01:51:33 AM
"The beds and all kitchen appliances, stove, oven and cupboards and shelves were all smashed to pieces," Nilsen said, adding "This is why bears cannot have nice things".
 
2012-08-10 01:53:03 AM
The bear family is believed to have ripped a wall off of the cabin to gain entry

and there we see "journalistic excellence" flying out the window
 
2012-08-10 01:58:31 AM

universebetween: BEAR THREAD!

[mendonews.files.wordpress.com image 468x351]


No...BEER THREAD!

img405.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-10 02:15:14 AM

ktybear: The bear family is believed to have ripped a wall off of the cabin to gain entry

and there we see "journalistic excellence" flying out the window


Why? it's grammatically correct.
 
2012-08-10 02:18:57 AM
www.lolbrary.com
 
2012-08-10 02:22:28 AM

GWSuperfan: ktybear: The bear family is believed to have ripped a wall off of the cabin to gain entry

and there we see "journalistic excellence" flying out the window

Why? it's grammatically correct.


hahahahaha a good laugh :)

"off of" is not correct - it's a horribly unnecessary phrase that is best replaced with either "off" ( in the case of the article ) or "from".


Unfortunately "from" doesn't seem to exist as a real word in the US. It would be better if more people made use of it!
 
2012-08-10 02:25:43 AM

Lorelle: Great...now I have those drums and "HAMMS, THE BEER REFRESHING...HAMMS, THE BEER REFRESHING...HAMMMMMMMMS" going through my head right now.


We're old.

*shakes head furiously

Hammms
 
2012-08-10 02:29:15 AM
I collect beer trays.....pre-pro's are the best. I have 2 Hamm's ones. Not worth much but cute. Weird thing to collect, you say? Perhaps...better than Beanie Babies..

Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood....
 
2012-08-10 02:37:35 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Bears have an awesome sense of smell. Don't leave food lying around, geez.


Ok wiseguy, how can they smell beer in a can?
 
2012-08-10 02:41:39 AM
I'm up too late - not doing this right - let me show you my Hamm's trays.

trayman.net

trayman.net

trayman.net

Linking hot bandwidth - easier than photo-ing my own. Didn't realize till now that Hamm's and Olympia were linked. I have three more that are on trayman.net but I only shared the prettiest ones.

Thank you for indulging me the opportunity to share my nerdy obsession. This is the tip of my obsessive iceberg. I've got trays from breweries that died with the 18th Amendment. It is my thrill to find more.

/hundreds of beer trays! My son's inheritance!
 
2012-08-10 02:53:46 AM
I read the headline, immediately subconsciously disregarded the bears, and just ended up wanting beer.
 
2012-08-10 02:55:47 AM
And what does Goldilocks have to say about all this?
 
2012-08-10 02:59:46 AM
Did anyone actually see the bears, or are they just guessing it was bears? Could have been anyone if no-one witnessed the bears doing this.
 
2012-08-10 03:01:43 AM
What's the bear's Fark handle?
 
2012-08-10 03:05:45 AM
Beers repeating.
 
2012-08-10 03:08:25 AM

Hector Felix: Did anyone actually see the bears, or are they just guessing it was bears? Could have been anyone if no-one witnessed the bears doing this.


Bwahahahaha... Newsletter, yours please.
 
2012-08-10 03:18:23 AM
www.beercansrus.com

priced 50 cents like Hamm's, but better
 
2012-08-10 03:19:44 AM
That's a really pissed mamma bear.
 
2012-08-10 03:36:39 AM
infinite bottles of beer on the wall
infinite bottles of beer
take one down and pass it around
infinite bottles of beer on the wall

im.glogster.com
 
2012-08-10 03:39:54 AM
www.summitbrew.com
oooo...was I not supposed to do that?
 
2012-08-10 03:41:42 AM

wildcardjack: Who the hell has 100 beers in their cabin?


Who doesn't?

Jesus man, cabins are for a week at least.
 
2012-08-10 03:45:07 AM

Hector Felix: Did anyone actually see the bears, or are they just guessing it was bears? Could have been anyone if no-one witnessed the bears doing this.


Norwegian article - slideshow on top, third photo

So yes, either it was bears or someone with bear-paws.
 
2012-08-10 03:46:02 AM
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-08-09/winnie-the-pooh-holding-beer- prompts-turkish-fine-star-says.html

Winnie The Pooh Holding Beer Prompts Turkish Fine, Star Says
By Mark Bentley - Aug 8, 2011 11:00 PM PT
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Turkish television channel Kanal D was fined after broadcasting an episode of cartoon show Winnie the Pooh that depicts Winnie and his friends toasting each other with beer bottles and wine, Star reported.
The top adminstrative court approved the decision by the nation's radio and television watchdog, which said Kanal D broke the law by showing material that hurt childrens' physical and moral development, the Istanbul-based newspaper said.
 
2012-08-10 03:56:04 AM
 
2012-08-10 03:56:33 AM
 
2012-08-10 05:47:31 AM
Well 25 beers a bear doesn't sound so bad.
/Are people upset because she let her cubs drink?
//DNRTFA
 
2012-08-10 06:11:49 AM
Great headline.
 
2012-08-10 06:17:45 AM
"The cabin has the stench of a right old piss up, trash and bears."

Proof that, even with bears, you only rent beer.
 
2012-08-10 06:33:28 AM
encrypted-tbn3.google.com

This beer was too light.

encrypted-tbn1.google.com

This beer was too strong.

encrypted-tbn2.google.com

This beer was just right.
 
2012-08-10 07:30:58 AM
Sounds like the Schlitz hit the fan.
 
2012-08-10 08:48:35 AM
Andre the Giant unimpressed
 
2012-08-10 09:03:15 AM

SN1987a goes boom: [encrypted-tbn3.google.com image 194x259]

This beer was too light.

[encrypted-tbn1.google.com image 184x274]

This beer was too strong.

[encrypted-tbn2.google.com image 193x261]

This beer was just right.


best beer EVAR
 
2012-08-10 09:20:50 AM

wildcardjack: Who the hell has 100 beers in their cabin?

I guess Norway has rednecks also.


Maybe they stay there for very long periods and it's remote? Or maybe they're just thirsty.

I have 5 batches worth of homebrew in my house right now. Drank some of each so call it 20 gallons give or take worth of bottles and growlers.

BEER!
 
2012-08-10 09:31:53 AM

freetomato: I'm up too late - not doing this right - let me show you my Hamm's trays.







Linking hot bandwidth - easier than photo-ing my own. Didn't realize till now that Hamm's and Olympia were linked. I have three more that are on trayman.net but I only shared the prettiest ones.

Thank you for indulging me the opportunity to share my nerdy obsession. This is the tip of my obsessive iceberg. I've got trays from breweries that died with the 18th Amendment. It is my thrill to find more.

/hundreds of beer trays! My son's inheritance!


Hey, even if they're not worth much now they might be someday. Or, your son will have the best dorm room decor on campus!
 
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