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(Some Olympics Guy)   Japanese and American women with big balls. Men with balls of steel, and nine other events. Yes, lots happened but we didn't see it. It's your NBC east coast spoiler free highlight show viewing thread   (thenewstribe.com ) divider line
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2012-08-09 08:45:54 PM  
Good entry.
 
2012-08-09 08:46:04 PM  

WhyteRaven74: Earguy: www.strandbooks.com

I miss Warner Wolf.


Every once in a while he runs funny highlights on the Today Show. AND NOBODY GOT HURT!
 
2012-08-09 08:46:27 PM  

alcoda: ariseatex: Snort: Costas in glasses? Hiding the bags under his eyes?

NBC is going for the hipster demographic.

I have a theory that Bob Costas ins the new Dick Clark. May noy look old, but doesn't look right.


He had about a Brazilian dollars worth of plastic surgery specifically for the Olympics. I shiat you not.
 
2012-08-09 08:47:04 PM  

Angry Buddha: alcoda: ariseatex: Snort: Costas in glasses? Hiding the bags under his eyes?

NBC is going for the hipster demographic.

I have a theory that Bob Costas ins the new Dick Clark. May noy look old, but doesn't look right.

He had about a Brazilian dollars worth of plastic surgery specifically for the Olympics. I shiat you not.


Documented, or speculated?
 
2012-08-09 08:47:11 PM  

ChubbyTiger: Good entry.


Worst sex-talk ever.
 
2012-08-09 08:47:12 PM  
Neither American made the finals. I wonder how much of it they'll actually show.
 
2012-08-09 08:47:31 PM  
Thank god for track. It's half time.
 
2012-08-09 08:47:40 PM  
Oh, so Espinosa will challenge Chen for a medal? Guess we'll never see it.
 
2012-08-09 08:48:04 PM  
Katie Bell's dad...

t.qkme.me


Am I the only one here?
 
2012-08-09 08:48:07 PM  
ohhhh the final 800 meters, so so worth it. Just trust me.
 
2012-08-09 08:48:15 PM  

Joe_diGriz: Neither American made the finals. I wonder how much of it they'll actually show.


It'll be what they show right before midnight.
 
2012-08-09 08:48:19 PM  

hostJP: TheManofPA: hostJP: Spoiler Alert.......

Michael Vick just hurt his throwing hand in a preseason game Vs Steelers

Seriously or just screwing with everyone? How bad if Serious Black?

I'm being serious, sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Looks like he hit a DL on the helmet with his hand on the follow through. They took him to the locker room. Have fun with Mike Kafka, (who just threw a pick to a DL and almost had it returned for a TD)


Hopefully he is out for the season. Fark Michael Vick and his dog torturing.
 
2012-08-09 08:48:43 PM  
Unless their balls are brass I a not on board with this.
 
2012-08-09 08:49:06 PM  

ariseatex: ChubbyTiger: Good entry.

Worst sex-talk ever.


Oh, I don't know...
 
2012-08-09 08:49:54 PM  
And now, a 20 minute interest piece that no one in interested in...
 
2012-08-09 08:50:06 PM  

ChubbyTiger: ariseatex: ChubbyTiger: Good entry.

Worst sex-talk ever.

Oh, I don't know...


Time to get the Ragu.
 
2012-08-09 08:50:47 PM  
My interest in NBC's new comedies are diving like that German diver Feck. Same with the stupid filler crap between the events.
What would be better is letting the viewers know what competitors from other countries get when they win a medal in the Olympics.
"Congratulations, long distance runner from a formerly famine stricken country in Africa. You get a whole bag of wheat!"
 
2012-08-09 08:51:10 PM  

hostJP: And now, a 20 minute interest piece that no one in interested in...


Well, since Mary Carillo has apparently gone missing, they need something to fill that time.
 
2012-08-09 08:51:14 PM  

Angry Buddha: alcoda: ariseatex: Snort: Costas in glasses? Hiding the bags under his eyes?

NBC is going for the hipster demographic.

I have a theory that Bob Costas ins the new Dick Clark. May noy look old, but doesn't look right.

He had about a Brazilian dollars worth of plastic surgery specifically for the Olympics. I shiat you not.


Sad, but figures.

/vanity is ugly
//especially on men
 
2012-08-09 08:51:25 PM  

ariseatex: ChubbyTiger: Good entry.

Worst sex-talk ever.


www.blackbookmag.com

HOLY CRAP!

 
2012-08-09 08:51:51 PM  
Two interceptions for the pats. Maybe they have a secondary this year.
 
2012-08-09 08:51:54 PM  
Yesterday on the way into work, I heard them talking on The Bob and Tom Radio show about two women in Synchronized Diving making out in the pool after their last dive. Not a peck on the cheek European kiss, but a full tongue lets go Fark now kiss. I can't find any mention of it anywhere. Does anybody have a link, picture or better yet video?

/NTTIAWWT
 
2012-08-09 08:52:18 PM  
Someone nudge me when this is over, Back to the NFL Network. Peyton is driving.
 
2012-08-09 08:52:31 PM  

hostJP: And now, a 20 minute interest piece that no one in interested in...


I don't mind the short ones, like the one on the US diver that got hurt and came back 60 seconds, maybe?
 
2012-08-09 08:52:31 PM  
...still no sign of the lady with the sweet melodious voice of an angel, Mary Castillo. Where oh where is she? Did she get lost when she visited the Masai tribe they're showing?

(they're not cannibals, right???)
 
2012-08-09 08:52:38 PM  

hostJP: And now, a 20 minute interest piece that no one in interested in...


Let's gauge everyone's interest in the interesting interest piece...

I'm so interested, my wife and I are reading an article that expounds on the lyrics to the theme song from Laverne and Shirley (no, really, we are!)
 
2012-08-09 08:53:08 PM  
Guess I was the only one who liked that last segment. *slinks away*
 
2012-08-09 08:53:32 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Where are all the 40+ year old Olympians? You know, because you're in the best shape of your life, better than when you were 20, etc?


2/10

/and no I'm not 40 something
 
2012-08-09 08:53:32 PM  

Joe_diGriz: hostJP: And now, a 20 minute interest piece that no one in interested in...

Well, since Mary Carillo has apparently gone missing, they need something to fill that time.


Aw man. I wanted a tour of the tower of London, culminating in her beheading.
 
2012-08-09 08:53:47 PM  
Nothing I ever ran hurt more than the 800m. I would get tapped to run it every now and again in a 4x8 or something, but I stayed as far away from it as possible. 800m runners are animals. Not even the 5000 hurt that much.
 
2012-08-09 08:53:55 PM  

Nutella Sandwich: ...still no sign of the lady with the sweet melodious voice of an angel, Mary Castillo. Where oh where is she?


Apparently one of her pieces ran last night, in the after-midnight show.
 
2012-08-09 08:55:01 PM  

IronTechV1: hostJP: And now, a 20 minute interest piece that no one in interested in...

Let's gauge everyone's interest in the interesting interest piece...

I'm so interested, my wife and I are reading an article that expounds on the lyrics to the theme song from Laverne and Shirley (no, really, we are!)


We're so interested, the thread has turned into an NFL preseason thread.
 
paj
2012-08-09 08:55:03 PM  
No spoilers, but in the 800m final 7of the 8 runners set personal bests and three also set national records.
 
2012-08-09 08:55:56 PM  

paj: No spoilers, but in the 800m final 7of the 8 runners set personal bests and three also set national records.


And here it is.
 
2012-08-09 08:55:57 PM  

ariseatex: Guess I was the only one who liked that last segment. *slinks away*


The only thing i enjoyed about that one was them basically telling that one guy. Sorry son, no trees for you. Here, have a shrub.
 
2012-08-09 08:56:49 PM  

paj: No spoilers, but in the 800m final 7of the 8 runners set personal bests and three also set national records.


You couldn't wait three minutes to say that, farknuts??
 
paj
2012-08-09 08:57:43 PM  

Selector: paj: No spoilers, but in the 800m final 7of the 8 runners set personal bests and three also set national records.

You couldn't wait three minutes to say that, farknuts??


Wut? Did I ruin the race for you?
 
2012-08-09 08:57:52 PM  
Pats missed a FG to tie it to close the half. 3-0 Saints.
 
2012-08-09 08:58:06 PM  
Bukakke?
 
2012-08-09 08:58:25 PM  

badgerb: Quantum Apostrophe: Where are all the 40+ year old Olympians? You know, because you're in the best shape of your life, better than when you were 20, etc?

2/10

/and no I'm not 40 something


===================

Two days ago my wife tried on her wedding dress from 30 year ago and it still fit (no it isn't large or extra large). It wouldn't fit me though. I still like getting in her pants though.
 
2012-08-09 08:58:29 PM  

badgerb: Quantum Apostrophe: Where are all the 40+ year old Olympians? You know, because you're in the best shape of your life, better than when you were 20, etc?

2/10

/and no I'm not 40 something


Hiroshi Hoketsu is in his 70s. Jessica Crisp is in her 40s. I'm sure there are a good handful of others
 
2012-08-09 08:58:38 PM  
Symonds trying to quit smoking or something with that patch?
 
2012-08-09 08:58:45 PM  

hostJP: The only thing i enjoyed about that one was them basically telling that one guy. Sorry son, no trees for you. Here, have a shrub.


You must bring us... a shrubbery!

Sorry, went vegetative there for a moment. I apologize for my Python lapse. I'm trying to reform.
 
2012-08-09 08:59:05 PM  
A: very fast
 
2012-08-09 08:59:39 PM  

Snort: Pats missed a FG to tie it to close the half. 3-0 Saints.


Yeah, and since they took the New Orleans TV stations off of my dish here in Biloxi, I can't see that game...
 
2012-08-09 08:59:48 PM  
I wonder if the white guy pulls it out.
 
2012-08-09 09:00:28 PM  

Earguy: Nutella Sandwich: ...still no sign of the lady with the sweet melodious voice of an angel, Mary Castillo. Where oh where is she?

Apparently one of her pieces ran last night, in the after-midnight show.


Oooh!!!! "Mary Castillo, After Midnight!"

... I ... Just can't do it guys.... I tried making her sound seductive, but... No.
 
2012-08-09 09:00:42 PM  
Geez. He didn't even look like he was running hard.
 
2012-08-09 09:01:06 PM  
the fastest overall 800 meters race in history
 
2012-08-09 09:01:29 PM  
Heard rudishia as Rhodesia. That hasn't been a country for a while.
 
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