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(Guardian)   Former London aide cleared of possession of 'extreme pornography,' with helpful descriptions that prove Subby is getting way, way too jaded   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 133
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2012-08-09 07:02:23 PM  
urethreal sounding, where a medical instrument is inserted into the tip of the penis to stretch the urethra and stimulate the prostate

O_o
 
2012-08-09 07:27:22 PM  
Nope, sticking an entire fist up the rear entrance still sets off my "ow ow OW OW" alarm. I'd still consider that extreme.

(It's silly to prosecute someone for having it, though.)
 
2012-08-09 08:44:15 PM  
It's cop language to slander and shame the suspect, free of charge. Any pornography found is always described as "hardcore" or "extreme."
 
2012-08-09 08:47:43 PM  
Silly human rules.
 
2012-08-09 08:49:33 PM  

gaslight: It's cop language to slander and shame the suspect, free of charge. Any pornography found is always described as "hardcore" or "extreme."


Brought to you by the same people who coined the term 'metric farkton' when describing quantities of drugs exceeding 1oz.
 
2012-08-09 08:49:55 PM  
Safe, sane and consensual. But not my fetish.
 
2012-08-09 08:50:00 PM  

phlegmmo: urethreal sounding, where a medical instrument is inserted into the tip of the penis to stretch the urethra and stimulate the prostate

O_o


yeah.
I'm callin (O_0` on that.
 
2012-08-09 08:50:03 PM  
Wait until they discover urethral fisting.
 
2012-08-09 08:50:29 PM  
Wait, BDSM porn in the UK is illegal?

I thought that "jolly ol'" invented BDSM sex.
 
2012-08-09 08:51:45 PM  
Walsh had taken the urethral sounding images himself at a New Year's Eve party and sent them only to other participants at the party, the court heard.

I'm not sure I want to party with this guy.
 
2012-08-09 08:53:09 PM  
what the fark. seriously? 3 farking years for possessing pornography of a consenting adult not directly harming themselves?
that's bullshiat.

He was a man of impeccable character who had made an outstanding contribution to society, the court heard

He still is you farking idiots. castrate yourselves with a wooden spoon
 
2012-08-09 08:53:12 PM  

gaslight: It's cop language to slander and shame the suspect, free of charge. Any pornography found is always described as "hardcore" or "extreme."


Often the case, but the article cites a fairly new law; I'd blame politicians for this particular nonsense. Cops are just enforcing the idiotic law.
 
2012-08-09 08:53:13 PM  

Molavian: Wait until they discover urethral fisting.


Obligatory.
It's the holy grail of porn.
 
2012-08-09 08:53:22 PM  
Extreme. As defined by the standards of 1959.

Mmmkay.
 
2012-08-09 08:55:31 PM  

bubo_sibiricus: Wait, BDSM porn in the UK is illegal?

I thought that "jolly ol'" invented BDSM sex.


"jolly ol" Marquis de Sade?
 
2012-08-09 08:56:05 PM  

vudukungfu: phlegmmo: urethreal sounding, where a medical instrument is inserted into the tip of the penis to stretch the urethra and stimulate the prostate

O_o

yeah.
I'm callin (O_0` on that.


The hardcore gay guys use electrodes. I'm not kidding. One of the questions on Savage Love was the safety of using them. Apparently some company sells a kit for it. I think you put one up the anus and the other down the urethra.

Yeah... Probably not a good idea to pick a fight with guys that do that willingly.
 
2012-08-09 08:58:14 PM  
Walsh, whose Hotmail user name was "Cityfister" with the password "scat", and who was a registered user of a social networking website called NastyKinkyPigs.com, admitted to police he had an interest in BDSM.

No shiat, Sherlock
 
2012-08-09 08:58:19 PM  
His password was scat? 4 letters long, no numbers or characters? He should be charged with being stupid and making a terrible password.
 
2012-08-09 08:58:25 PM  
Hell, they probably have fisting supplies in the Sears catalog now, don't they?
 
2012-08-09 09:00:09 PM  
Oh, come on - it can't be that bad.

::clicks link::

img21.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-09 09:00:18 PM  
I'll have to show this article to my gimp.
 
2012-08-09 09:01:17 PM  
Extreme pornography,


www.tagroom.com


Just like Extreme Ironing but with pornography
 
Skr
2012-08-09 09:01:37 PM  
FTA "The jury was unanimous and took less than 90 minutes to clear Simon Walsh" They must have taken individual turns watching the video.


The sounding shiat is a bit odd, must feel like being a pipe with a pipe cleaner. The scrotal saline injections (needle in the nutsack) is another odd duck out there.

On the other hand there is always the higher standard of gore porn like that guy who put the glass up his ass, which then broke.
 
2012-08-09 09:02:43 PM  
CShortSB: I overheard someone discussing sounding yesterday.

Not my thing, but as long as everyone involved is a fully consenting adult and the result isn't severe injury or death, I don't really give a rat's ass. Prosecution? Really?
 
2012-08-09 09:03:42 PM  
*yawns*
 
2012-08-09 09:05:07 PM  
This thread is easier to read if I listen to Tool's "Stink Fist".
 
2012-08-09 09:06:40 PM  

phlegmmo: urethreal sounding, where a medical instrument is inserted into the tip of the penis to stretch the urethra and stimulate the prostate

O_o


O_o? More like XOX
 
2012-08-09 09:06:47 PM  

SandMann: Hell, they probably have fisting supplies in the Sears catalog now, don't they?


A Canadian mail-order distributor promoted vibrators--excuse me, "personal massagers"--in their catalogues back in the 80s.

I'm sure someone imaginative could find an item in the Sears catalogue useful for fisting. There may even be pictures somewhere out in the tubes.
 
2012-08-09 09:07:20 PM  

FunkOut: His password was scat? 4 letters long, no numbers or characters? He should be charged with being stupid and making a terrible password.


Correct!

/upload.wikimedia.org
//upload.wikimedia.org
///upload.wikimedia.org
 
Zel
2012-08-09 09:07:38 PM  

Skr: FTA "The jury was unanimous and took less than 90 minutes to clear Simon Walsh" They must have taken individual turns watching the video.


The sounding shiat is a bit odd, must feel like being a pipe with a pipe cleaner. The scrotal saline injections (needle in the nutsack) is another odd duck out there.

On the other hand there is always the higher standard of gore porn like that guy who put the glass up his ass, which then broke.


So I guess any variation of 2girls1cup or 1guy1jar would actually get you jailtime in the UK. Land of the free, thankyouverymuch.

Be sure to clean your harddrives whenever travelling abroad. Insulting the king of thailand can also land you in prison. Because he's such a nice guy, it would be silly to insult him.
 
2012-08-09 09:08:48 PM  
You know, I've seen all sorts of porn; I've seen Mr. Hands, 2 girls 1 cup, 1 guy 1 jar, you name it. What I haven't seen is a video with an asian guy and a black girl. Does such a porno even exist?
 
2012-08-09 09:10:05 PM  

FunkOut: His password was scat? 4 letters long, no numbers or characters? He should be charged with being stupid and making a terrible password.


I don't even remember the last time that a site let me pick a password that short. Maybe it is me being a prude, but what the password suggests as an interest is another step or two up the disturbing scale.
 
2012-08-09 09:11:54 PM  

King Something: FunkOut: His password was scat? 4 letters long, no numbers or characters? He should be charged with being stupid and making a terrible password.

Correct!

/[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x309]
//[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x214]
///[upload.wikimedia.org image 325x227]


horse-battery-staples?
 
2012-08-09 09:12:04 PM  
Zel:
Insulting the king of thailand can also land you in prison. Because he's such a nice guy, it would be silly to insult him.

I've heard he's a right coont, actually. Then again I don't ever plan to visit Thailand (or any other country with such preposterous limitations on freedom of speech).

I can't imagine what the British justification on consensual fisting porn being illegal is. I for one consider it less bizarre than "fat nannies in rubber raincoats flogging grown men dressed as schoolboys" which is, I believe, the British national porn genre.
 
2012-08-09 09:12:29 PM  

malaktaus: You know, I've seen all sorts of porn; I've seen Mr. Hands, 2 girls 1 cup, 1 guy 1 jar, you name it. What I haven't seen is a video with an asian guy and a black girl. Does such a porno even exist?


Hell ya... I mean... probably.
 
2012-08-09 09:12:50 PM  

SandMann: Hell, they probably have fisting supplies in the Sears catalog now, don't they?


My guess would be yes.
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-09 09:14:51 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: vudukungfu: phlegmmo: urethreal sounding, where a medical instrument is inserted into the tip of the penis to stretch the urethra and stimulate the prostate

O_o

yeah.
I'm callin (O_0` on that.

The hardcore gay guys use electrodes. I'm not kidding. One of the questions on Savage Love was the safety of using them. Apparently some company sells a kit for it. I think you put one up the anus and the other down the urethra.

Yeah... Probably not a good idea to pick a fight with guys that do that willingly.


Or if one does, and are informed that "Paybacks are a biatch, you gotta sleep sometime" it'd be a good idea to leave the area.
 
2012-08-09 09:15:56 PM  

Banned on the Run: King Something: FunkOut: His password was scat? 4 letters long, no numbers or characters? He should be charged with being stupid and making a terrible password.

Correct!

/[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x309]
//[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x214]
///[upload.wikimedia.org image 325x227]

horse-battery-staples?


This:

i291.photobucket.com
 
das
2012-08-09 09:17:54 PM  

kidsizedcoffin: FunkOut: His password was scat? 4 letters long, no numbers or characters? He should be charged with being stupid and making a terrible password.

I don't even remember the last time that a site let me pick a password that short. Maybe it is me being a prude, but what the password suggests as an interest is another step or two up the disturbing scale.


He's just had tht HM account for years.
 
2012-08-09 09:18:07 PM  
I once got banned on Gawker for declaring that nobody in the real world actually does fisting

Apparently I was wrong.

(I also called them a few saucy names, hence the ban)
 
2012-08-09 09:18:53 PM  

King Something: FunkOut: His password was scat? 4 letters long, no numbers or characters? He should be charged with being stupid and making a terrible password.

Correct!

/[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x309]
//[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x214]
///[upload.wikimedia.org image 325x227]


entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com
 
2012-08-09 09:18:57 PM  

Snort: Safe, sane and consensual. But not my fetish.


This says it all.

/BIE and maybe I'll tell you
 
2012-08-09 09:21:16 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: what the fark. seriously? 3 farking years for possessing pornography of a consenting adult not directly harming themselves?
that's bullshiat.

He was a man of impeccable character who had made an outstanding contribution to society, the court heard

He still is you farking idiots. castrate yourselves with a wooden spoon


This. Character, by it's very definition is the fiber of who you are. I hate when people cop out by saying "well he had impeccable character."

Either admit that a man with character can be a sexual entity, or go full derp and claim that all his beneficial actions were not, in fact, beneficial. He either has character or he doesn't.
 
2012-08-09 09:21:25 PM  
Walsh, whose Hotmail user name was "Cityfister" with the password "scat",

shiat, I gotta change my password.

Platinum Dragon
Not my thing, but as long as everyone involved is a fully consenting adult and the result isn't severe injury or death, I don't really give a rat's ass urethra

FTFY
 
2012-08-09 09:22:19 PM  
WHAT? THAT is considered "EXTREME" now? I put my my dick in a bee hive for nothing???
 
2012-08-09 09:23:01 PM  
I was thinking he might be innocent until i read his username
 
2012-08-09 09:25:07 PM  
Is the "Cityfister" Fark handle still available?
 
2012-08-09 09:25:48 PM  
i.walmart.com

Oh, come on. They were not THAT bad.
 
2012-08-09 09:26:10 PM  

TheGreenMonkey: Snort: Safe, sane and consensual. But not my fetish.

This says it all.

/BIE and maybe I'll tell you


Erm, MIE? (Moobies)
 
2012-08-09 09:26:50 PM  
 
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