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2012-08-09 08:43:37 PM
Damn. I was really hoping this was about Boner Stabone.
 
2012-08-09 08:48:05 PM
"Wow, it's 3am here and my twitter box is exploding," she wrote on Twitter.

That's a funny thing to call it.
 
2012-08-09 08:49:17 PM
The show was so popular at the time that complaints about this then were ignored. :-\
 
2012-08-09 08:49:27 PM
The other headline was good, but I like this one, too.

This story brought to you by the Department of Redundancy and Repetition Department.
 
2012-08-09 08:53:31 PM

CarrieWhite: The show was so popular at the time that complaints about this then were ignored. :-\


So Hey Dad was NZ's version of Penn State?
 
2012-08-09 08:58:29 PM
One thing remains constant.


Those who will abuse children will always surround themselves with children in their personal life, and in their professional life.

Question ANYONE who says they do what they do "for the children".
 
2012-08-09 08:59:38 PM
Not another Screech thread
 
Slu
2012-08-09 09:00:50 PM
Time for the repeat tag to be deployed.
 
2012-08-09 09:05:21 PM

Alphakronik: One thing remains constant.


Those who will abuse children will always surround themselves with children in their personal life, and in their professional life.

Question ANYONE who says they do what they do "for the children".


dtdstudios.com
 
2012-08-09 09:08:33 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

A minimum appropriate age for a girlfriend is half your age minus 7, right?
 
2012-08-09 09:10:10 PM

Alphakronik: One thing remains constant.


Those who will abuse children will always surround themselves with children in their personal life, and in their professional life.

Question ANYONE who says they do what they do "for the children".



And it is because of assholes that hurt children like this that I get the third degree for trying to help coach my 6 year-old's softball team and I am already suspect because I am a single dad raising a daughter and I do not date.

/her mother died when she was 3, I'm too busy and still just a little bit heartbroken to date.
 
2012-08-09 09:10:45 PM

Ed Finnerty: Alphakronik: One thing remains constant.


Those who will abuse children will always surround themselves with children in their personal life, and in their professional life.

Question ANYONE who says they do what they do "for the children".


Not quite sure what point that picture is supposed to make.
 
2012-08-09 09:12:42 PM
Hey Dad

"Yo Teach!
...Thanks."
 
2012-08-09 09:15:45 PM

Ed Finnerty: Alphakronik: One thing remains constant.


Those who will abuse children will always surround themselves with children in their personal life, and in their professional life.

Question ANYONE who says they do what they do "for the children".

[dtdstudios.com image 640x478]


Considering the people who run his church, yep, I stand by my statement.

Questioning who you entrust your children to is a parents duty.
 
2012-08-09 09:16:02 PM

Tom_Slick: Alphakronik: One thing remains constant.


Those who will abuse children will always surround themselves with children in their personal life, and in their professional life.

Question ANYONE who says they do what they do "for the children".


And it is because of assholes that hurt children like this that I get the third degree for trying to help coach my 6 year-old's softball team and I am already suspect because I am a single dad raising a daughter and I do not date.

/her mother died when she was 3, I'm too busy and still just a little bit heartbroken to date.


People may joke but I won't be alone in a room with a kid that isn't mine for that reason. You never know. You can't even say hi to a kid as an adult male without someone giving you the stink eye. My neighbors son asked my to play catch with him and I would have loved to because he has no dad but I had to make an excuse and walk away. Nothing sadder than watching a kid throw the ball in the air to himself because you're afraid of being thrown in jail for having a quick game of catch.
 
2012-08-09 09:18:30 PM

Tom_Slick: Alphakronik: One thing remains constant.


Those who will abuse children will always surround themselves with children in their personal life, and in their professional life.

Question ANYONE who says they do what they do "for the children".


And it is because of assholes that hurt children like this that I get the third degree for trying to help coach my 6 year-old's softball team and I am already suspect because I am a single dad raising a daughter and I do not date.

/her mother died when she was 3, I'm too busy and still just a little bit heartbroken to date.


Just tell people you're gay and only molest little boys.
 
2012-08-09 09:33:04 PM

titwrench: People may joke but I won't be alone in a room with a kid that isn't mine for that reason. You never know. You can't even say hi to a kid as an adult male without someone giving you the stink eye. My neighbors son asked my to play catch with him and I would have loved to because he has no dad but I had to make an excuse and walk away. Nothing sadder than watching a kid throw the ball in the air to himself because you're afraid of being thrown in jail for having a quick game of catch.


I know even though I have a daughter I won't watch other people's children because of that, my daughter is reaching the age where she wants to have sleepovers and I only let her have one if one of her friend's mom will come "help."
 
2012-08-09 09:33:05 PM

titwrench: Nothing sadder than watching a kid throw the ball in the air to himself because you're afraid of being thrown in jail for having a quick game of catch.


So you told the kid no, but then sat there and watched him creeper?

Next time don't be a biatch. Stand in the street or the front yard. No one is gonna accuse you of trying to buttfark a kid when you're 20-30 yards away from him.
 
2012-08-09 09:33:27 PM

Crewmannumber6: Not another Screech thread


what she said
 
2012-08-09 09:35:54 PM
Hughes?
 
2012-08-09 09:40:30 PM

bel4sucks: titwrench: Nothing sadder than watching a kid throw the ball in the air to himself because you're afraid of being thrown in jail for having a quick game of catch.

So you told the kid no, but then sat there and watched him creeper?

Next time don't be a biatch. Stand in the street or the front yard. No one is gonna accuse you of trying to buttfark a kid when you're 20-30 yards away from him.


Yeah I stood there and watched to put it in the old spank bank. That is the point I am trying to make. I told the kid no and in the walk back to my house I saw him throwing the ball to himself and your Weeners is that I was staring at him like a perv. You helped me make my point about how you can not, as an adult male, interact with a kid without being considered a danger or at the very least a creep.
 
2012-08-09 09:40:53 PM

strangeguitar: "Wow, it's 3am here and my twitter box is exploding," she wrote on Twitter.

That's a funny thing to call it.


She was probably talking about this twitter (NSFW)
 
2012-08-09 09:42:07 PM

Ed Finnerty: Damn. I was really hoping this was about Boner Stabone.


Boner's dead. RIP Boner.
 
2012-08-09 09:48:53 PM

zarberg: strangeguitar: "Wow, it's 3am here and my twitter box is exploding," she wrote on Twitter.

That's a funny thing to call it.

She was probably talking about this twitter (NSFW)


Damn. I'm still at work, but I'll check back later.
 
2012-08-09 09:49:08 PM
Kudos, subby... I had no idea of who/what any of this was, but after skimming the article for twenty seconds, I got it. Twenty seconds is double what I usually spend if it's something I have no clue or care about, but your headline piqued my interest enough to wonder what the joke was. Prime example of a good headline, A+++, would read again.
 
2012-08-09 09:49:51 PM

titwrench: I saw him throwing the ball to himself and your Weeners


LOL little slip there?

Fine I'll put it a different way, since I was joking about the creeper thing.

Don't be a pussy. You know a kid who is obviously young enough to enjoy a game of catch but is unfortunate enough not to have a dad. And yet, if you had only known 1000 people in your entire life, and ONE of them got accused of raping a kid, it would still be one tenth of one percent of the people you had ever met. Yet instead of doing something that would have brought enjoyment into someone's life, you decided to cower in your house in fear of something that legitimately will never happen to you. Good job man, you're letting your fear of something so dumb rule your life, instead of showing some spine.

There are plenty of people that get carjacked every day, do you drive with a gun on your lap?
There are plenty of people that are the victims of B&E every day, do you sit on your couch every night waiting for it?
There are people that die of cancer every day, do you get a bone marrow biopsy every day?

Because if the answer is no, next time be a friggin man and go play catch with the kid. You might find out that no one actually cares what you do, much less see you throwing a baseball with a kid and automatically thing "OMG he's gonna fark that kid" Jesus christ.
 
2012-08-09 09:51:35 PM

Alphakronik: Those who will abuse children will always surround themselves with children in their personal life, and in their professional life.


But others get surrounded BY children at work.

You can tell they're safe because they drink heavily and avoid anyone under 21 like they have the plague in private settings.

The Adam Carolla test is the best.

You: Okay guys, our big camping trip is this weekend. I need one of you to take all of our kids out into the woods for three days.

Bob: Oooh! Oooh! I'll do it!

Steve: Fark no. Not for all the tea in China.

You: Steve, you're takin' the kids. Bob, you're out of the scouts.
 
2012-08-09 09:57:54 PM

Alphakronik: One thing remains constant.


Those who will abuse children will always surround themselves with children in their personal life, and in their professional life.

Question ANYONE who says they do what they do "for the children".


api.ning.com

I do it for the children!

\hot
 
2012-08-09 09:59:36 PM

bel4sucks: titwrench: I saw him throwing the ball to himself and your Weeners

LOL little slip there?

Fine I'll put it a different way, since I was joking about the creeper thing.

Don't be a pussy. You know a kid who is obviously young enough to enjoy a game of catch but is unfortunate enough not to have a dad. And yet, if you had only known 1000 people in your entire life, and ONE of them got accused of raping a kid, it would still be one tenth of one percent of the people you had ever met. Yet instead of doing something that would have brought enjoyment into someone's life, you decided to cower in your house in fear of something that legitimately will never happen to you. Good job man, you're letting your fear of something so dumb rule your life, instead of showing some spine.

There are plenty of people that get carjacked every day, do you drive with a gun on your lap?
There are plenty of people that are the victims of B&E every day, do you sit on your couch every night waiting for it?
There are people that die of cancer every day, do you get a bone marrow biopsy every day?

Because if the answer is no, next time be a friggin man and go play catch with the kid. You might find out that no one actually cares what you do, much less see you throwing a baseball with a kid and automatically thing "OMG he's gonna fark that kid" Jesus christ.


Call it what you will but when it comes down to the court of public opinion you are guilty until proven innocent and even though I would never harm or take advantage of a child all it takes is one person to accuse you of it and you are screwed. Even if you were proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you had done nothing wrong you carry that stigma. I can't link from my phone but look up the Dale Akiki case. Even the cops that arrested him, the judge that tried him and the family that supported him knew he was innocent of any wrong doing he still lives with the stigma almost 30 years later of being a child molester because one woman didn't like him around her child. That is all it takes and I won't put myself in that position.
 
2012-08-09 10:03:44 PM

Tom_Slick: Alphakronik: One thing remains constant.


Those who will abuse children will always surround themselves with children in their personal life, and in their professional life.

Question ANYONE who says they do what they do "for the children".


And it is because of assholes that hurt children like this that I get the third degree for trying to help coach my 6 year-old's softball team and I am already suspect because I am a single dad raising a daughter and I do not date.

/her mother died when she was 3, I'm too busy and still just a little bit heartbroken to date.


Those who would abuse children--at least not their own--will not have any biological kids. See Sandusky, Jerry (six kids, ALL adopted).

I'm sorry for your loss, and your daughter's lucky to have you for a dad.
 
2012-08-09 10:08:47 PM

wildcardjack: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 225x330]

A minimum appropriate age for a girlfriend is half your age minus 7, right?


Bob Saget's a damned fool if he didn't tap this

celebritydb.net

After she turned legal of course.
 
2012-08-09 10:24:50 PM

Ed Finnerty: Alphakronik: One thing remains constant.


Those who will abuse children will always surround themselves with children in their personal life, and in their professional life.

Question ANYONE who says they do what they do "for the children".

[dtdstudios.com image 640x478]


"Suffer the little children to come unto me."

Sounds like a farking pervert to me.
 
2012-08-09 10:30:33 PM

Alphakronik: One thing remains constant.


Those who will abuse children will always surround themselves with children in their personal life, and in their professional life.

Question ANYONE who says they do what they do "for the children".


I was reading a criminal profiler's book and he had an interesting observation...

Many criminals can actually quit committing a particular crime and change to become a productive member of society. He did say that there was one notable exception - pedophiles. They almost never ever quit. They might be able to suppress it... but based on the cases he's worked on their failure rate is the highest.
 
2012-08-09 10:30:55 PM

Mugato: wildcardjack: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 225x330]

A minimum appropriate age for a girlfriend is half your age minus 7, right?

Bob Saget's a damned fool if he didn't tap this

[celebritydb.net image 428x500]

After she turned legal of course.


in his defense, he sucks dick for coke, not meth, like she did
 
2012-08-09 10:31:20 PM
Like everyone here I'm sure I've never heard the name.
 
2012-08-09 10:32:42 PM

jmr61: Like everyone here I'm sure I've never heard the name.


You had to read the article to get his name, but you didn't pick up he is Australian? What a maroon!
 
2012-08-09 10:34:59 PM

titwrench: Call it what you will but when it comes down to the court of public opinion you are guilty until proven innocent and even though I would never harm or take advantage of a child all it takes is one person to accuse you of it and you are screwed. Even if you were proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you had done nothing wrong you carry that stigma. I can't link from my phone but look up the Dale Akiki case. Even the cops that arrested him, the judge that tried him and the family that supported him knew he was innocent of any wrong doing he still lives with the stigma almost 30 years later of being a child molester because one woman didn't like him around her child. That is all it takes and I won't put myself in that position.


Enjoy living your life in fear of something that dumb, if you can even call it living. I don't know whether to mock you some more or just pity you. You had the chance to make a difference in someone's life, and instead you took the cowards way out because of the "court of public opinion".

I hate repeating myself but "You might find out that no one actually cares what you do"

I'll say this. Let's hope you're never put in a situation where a child needs your immediate help, and something bad happens to them because of your inaction. You think you live in fear of being called a kid rapist for throwing a baseball, imagine how bad it'll be if some tragedy befalls a kid and you could have done something, and chose not to.

BTW, go look up crime statistics for the things that are more likely to happen to you than being accused of child rape. You'll never leave the house again.
 
2012-08-09 10:38:31 PM

Tsar_Bomba1: Alphakronik: One thing remains constant.


Those who will abuse children will always surround themselves with children in their personal life, and in their professional life.

Question ANYONE who says they do what they do "for the children".

I was reading a criminal profiler's book and he had an interesting observation...

Many criminals can actually quit committing a particular crime and change to become a productive member of society. He did say that there was one notable exception - pedophiles. They almost never ever quit. They might be able to suppress it... but based on the cases he's worked on their failure rate is the highest.


Unless there's something weird in the water in Connecticut...

The study focused on the recidivism rate of sex offenders and found overall, their rate of committing new crimes was lower than the overall group of offenders.


http://www.ct.gov/doc/cwp/view.asp?a=1492&Q=305970

/not spending time finding anything else
 
2012-08-09 10:52:35 PM
Only 10 years for ALL that?
 
2012-08-09 11:02:51 PM
"Sex Crimes Squad Commander Detective Superintendent John Kerlatec"

Nice title but no cool nickname?
/Snapper maybe?
 
2012-08-09 11:24:02 PM
I was guessing it was Cody from Step by Step
 
2012-08-09 11:46:42 PM

wildcardjack: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 225x330]

A minimum appropriate age for a girlfriend is half your age minus 7, right?


I'm crying now because I did the math and the girl would still be legal.

/kill me
 
2012-08-10 12:43:50 AM

titwrench: Tom_Slick: Alphakronik: One thing remains constant.


Those who will abuse children will always surround themselves with children in their personal life, and in their professional life.

Question ANYONE who says they do what they do "for the children".


And it is because of assholes that hurt children like this that I get the third degree for trying to help coach my 6 year-old's softball team and I am already suspect because I am a single dad raising a daughter and I do not date.

/her mother died when she was 3, I'm too busy and still just a little bit heartbroken to date.

People may joke but I won't be alone in a room with a kid that isn't mine for that reason. You never know. You can't even say hi to a kid as an adult male without someone giving you the stink eye. My neighbors son asked my to play catch with him and I would have loved to because he has no dad but I had to make an excuse and walk away. Nothing sadder than watching a kid throw the ball in the air to himself because you're afraid of being thrown in jail for having a quick game of catch.


These stories just piss me off because I know how much children need stable adult men in their lives, and also, I know it's true.
A few years back I asked 3 of the neighbor boys to help me find a foster dog that had escaped. I put one of them in the car with me and the other 2 left on foot. When we found him I gave them each 5.00 and some leftover Halloween candy and thanked them. Mr.S. was horrified and said that if he had done that he'd be in jail. I didn't think anything of it at the time.
 
2012-08-10 12:51:29 AM
I'd love to make some kind of clever, witty quip about this, but really, just bring this guy back here so we can put him in an Australian prison.

(That the show was successful is a depressing indictment of the country's tastes. :
 
2012-08-10 01:40:07 AM

Mugato: wildcardjack: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 225x330]

A minimum appropriate age for a girlfriend is half your age minus 7, right?

Bob Saget's a damned fool if he didn't tap this

[celebritydb.net image 428x500]

After she turned legal of course.


She's a super queen biatch of epic proportions.. He saved himself the trouble of something like "The Crush"
 
2012-08-10 02:22:14 AM
www.threedonia.com
Is calling a lawyer for the situation
 
2012-08-10 03:02:43 AM
In all fairness Wesley did come off as a douche

chud.com
 
2012-08-10 03:20:07 AM
Nudge Nudge

/know what I mean
//actually you don't
///unless you are Australian
 
2012-08-10 04:25:25 AM

elvindeath: Ed Finnerty: Damn. I was really hoping this was about Boner Stabone.

Boner's dead. RIP Boner.


Wow. I must have missed that. RIP Boner.
 
2012-08-10 08:22:49 AM

bel4sucks: Because if the answer is no, next time be a friggin man and go play catch with the kid. You might find out that no one actually cares what you do, much less see you throwing a baseball with a kid and automatically thing "OMG he's gonna fark that kid" Jesus christ.


I like the cut of your jib sir
 
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