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(Phoenix New Times)   Have an illegal-sounding name? That's a 4½ month jailing   (phoenixnewtimes.com) divider line 44
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2012-08-09 09:23:06 PM  
4 votes:

david_gaithersburg: With such bigotry in the opening I could not be bothered with reading the nonsense.


Yeah, let's not forget the real victim here - some white boy on the internet who gets butthurt when he reads about racist nativism.
You poor thing.
2012-08-09 09:16:38 PM  
4 votes:

LordJiro: Waaaait, are you telling me that the Maricopa police may actually be racist farkwits?


Say it ain't so, Joe.
2012-08-09 09:12:54 PM  
4 votes:
I was told the innocent have nothing to fear.
2012-08-10 12:46:24 AM  
3 votes:

kapaso: luktti: pxlboy: It's the scared-ass bluehairs who keep voting assholes like Joe in office.

Do not care for sheriff Joe. But the illegals are getting way out of hand.

So then start jailing the employers like we do everybody else and the problem will go away.


Cool, my fav right now.

hateandanger.files.wordpress.com
2012-08-09 09:22:11 PM  
3 votes:
DNRTFA

Rape Murderson?
2012-08-09 11:28:27 PM  
2 votes:

sendtodave: sumida sublight: That's the real beauty of the situation: once the cop accuses you, demonstrating your innocence becomes a crime.

Dicks with power can ruin lives. And yet, people don't seem to be clamoring for police reforms.

I guess we like giving power to dicks.


Well, judging by the spam I get, everyone wants a more powerful dick.
2012-08-09 11:06:11 PM  
2 votes:
Native of AZ here. I can say I love Arizona, and I hate this shiat. I hate what these assholes have done to my state. It's not Juan and Jose that are stealing cars, running drugs, napping kids, 9 times out of 10 it's Kevin and Chad, those white meth head fark-ups from your own neighborhood.

CSB:

We are mixed, although I have blonde hair and green eyes, my brother is fairly dark and has dark "ethnic hair" (If you had to guess, most people say he looks half black/half mexican). He was driving his work truck early one morning when this crazy white lady after all this SB1070 stuff started threw a drink at him and she yelled "Go back to Mexico!" He responded very politely "Excuse me, ma'am?" and she gasped, then ran. SHE RAN.
2012-08-09 10:41:36 PM  
2 votes:
Salvatierra, a well-known immigration attorney, along with the aid of criminal attorney Antonio Bustamante and Johnny Sinodis, a counsel in Salvatierra's office, went to battle on Torres' behalf.

YOU SEE! This is what happens when you let illegals attend school and get jobs and drivers licenses and such! They all use their lawyer degrees (that they got tax free no doubt) and help yet another illegal beat the system!

And this judge, Carolyn Passamonte? ANOTHER ILLEGAL! And who's this Frank Kafka they're talking about, what country is he from?

Wait...article written by Stephen Lemons? Clearly a pseudonym for Stephan Le'Mones...AN ILLEGAL FRENCHIE! They're infiltrated the media too!

Who are all you people, by the way? Dinjiin? kapaso? BIGLUCA???? Oh God, I'm surrounded!
2012-08-09 10:13:29 PM  
2 votes:

Lunaville: pippi longstocking: You don't hear this much in the public arena, but this is what happens when you privatize the penal system. This is why we have the largest incarceration rate per capita in the world.

Why the hell do we need to have private prisons? They are just monopsonies riddled with greed and corruption. The level of corruption is really quite impressive, I sincerely believe that if prisons were publicly owned this whole stupid system would reform practically overnight, no more putting people in jail for smoking a joint, parking tickets, etc...

I can't imagine what ever made any American think that locking people up; depriving citizens of their freedom for profit was a good idea. Are there really that many people in this country that long for a return to slavery? Or are we just a truly stupid nation?


Communist. If you don't think EVERYTHING should generate profit, you are EXACTLY LIKE STALIN.
2012-08-09 10:00:06 PM  
2 votes:

nburghmatt: DNRTFA

Rape Murderson?


Gunrunner McPedophile (of the prestigious Connecticut McPedophiles)?
2012-08-09 09:40:57 PM  
2 votes:

Britney Spear's Speculum: This is bad bureaucracy mixed with prejudice. I wonder how many of these stories where a real illegal was involved and then deported that we don't hear about.

What was she originally arrested for?


Apparently, for Insufficient Whitness, now a Class 4 felony...
2012-08-09 09:20:10 PM  
2 votes:

Tom_Slick: I hope she can sue for false imprisonment and bankrupt that county.


I don't like the American trend of bringing lawyers to every interaction, but in this case--SUE, BABY, SUE!!!!

/take 'em all out.
//blithering idiots
///4.5 months and they didn't even look at her birth certificate? Sue 'em separately, then all together, then separately again, in case they've managed to scrounge up some scraps to eat.
2012-08-09 09:15:32 PM  
2 votes:
Waaaait, are you telling me that the Maricopa police may actually be racist farkwits?
2012-08-09 09:11:45 PM  
2 votes:
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, his name is my name too.
2012-08-11 01:02:58 AM  
1 votes:

NephilimNexus: I stopped reading at "Arizona."

[www.holocaustresearchproject.org image 460x345]


Arizona wishes they had the fashion sense of the Nazis.
2012-08-10 08:54:26 AM  
1 votes:
Attention, wingnut trolls:

***THIS*** IS AN EXAMPLE OF EVIL BIG GOVERNMENT.
2012-08-10 02:39:11 AM  
1 votes:
...and of course Peurto Ricans.
2012-08-10 01:27:52 AM  
1 votes:

CrispFlows: Dinjiin: Nadie_AZ: See that map? Yeah, the one of the Mexican American war? The one America started in the 1840s? See that spot where I live? Where the Gila river is? Yeah, that's Phoenix. Guess what country that was in the middle of? Mexico. Mexico owned that land for 20 years. Before that? Spain. For hundreds of years. Spanish owned, bred and settled.

And when the United States annexed that land from Mexico, there were only around 80,000 non-Indian citizens residing there. That's half the population of Tempe spread over 500,000+ square miles. So sure, Mexico may have had territorial claims on the land. But it was mostly uninhabited. And after the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo was signed, the vast majority of Mexican nationals living in the area renounced their Mexican citizenship and stayed to become US citizens.


But that's all moot. One of the benefits of defeating an enemy is that you get to enjoy the spoils of the war. So once the US purchased the land at gunpoint, they were the ones who could dictate the rules. And the rules today say that you have to abide by US immigration law. If the Mexican people have a problem with that, they are free to request that their government declare war against the US and forcibly reclaim the land for themselves. Until that happens, they can all drink a frosty mug of STFU.

Read that underlined sentence you wrote then read the fark headline and the linked article the headline refers to.

You see the problem yet?

The name has nothing to do with legal status, the skin color has nothing to do with legal status nor does anything else except the legal status itself!

If Arizona wishes to concern itself with illegal immigrants, it's best for them to be able to tell the difference between the descendants of those that has lived on the land since the treaty and the illegal immigrants themselves - besides, this entire problem would be most easily enforced by fining the businesses that hires illegal immigrants, which is already r ...


hateandanger.files.wordpress.com

/de nada
2012-08-09 11:53:36 PM  
1 votes:

svenge: The underlying statute is sound, as on average illegal immigrants aren't exactly likely to make court appearances or respect the law to begin with. Their mere presence here affirms that.

However, the county really screwed the pooch on this one. If you are going to incarcerate someone for being an illegal immigrant, you'd better make sure that you're right and do some due diligence lest you look like idiots and end up liable for $$$.


I wondered how long it would be until someone came along and defended the policy that would even allow this.

"Well, she MIGHT have been illegal--because illegals don't deserve any rights--so they messed up here but I'm sure it won't happen again! The law is still good!"
2012-08-09 11:27:11 PM  
1 votes:
http://www.jsc.nasa.gov/history/flag/flag.htm

I call bullsh*t!!! We got there first, planted our flag, even left a car parked!!! It is OURS!!!!

OURS!
2012-08-09 11:17:52 PM  
1 votes:
Wait wait wait! I just noticed this;

Nadie_AZ 2012-08-09 10:44:02 PM
"Yes, the spanish were white. But because they failed to bring white women, the men settled for the hot latina ..."


NOBODY "settles" for a hot latina... you lay awake at night dreaming of landing a hot latina, anything else is what you "settle" for!
2012-08-09 11:16:12 PM  
1 votes:

grunthos: Nadie_AZ: I *hate* americans who think 'oh we are white, we were the first ones on this land, derp derp derp' as if they colonized the f*cking moon.

Uh.....Americans DID colonize the f*cking moon. Ok, with only a few guys, who all came back, but we left our flag and other shiat there, so that means it's ours..


please tell me you aren't serious...
2012-08-09 10:49:17 PM  
1 votes:

Nadie_AZ: See that map? Yeah, the one of the Mexican American war? The one America started in the 1840s? See that spot where I live? Where the Gila river is? Yeah, that's Phoenix. Guess what country that was in the middle of? Mexico. Mexico owned that land for 20 years. Before that? Spain. For hundreds of years. Spanish owned, bred and settled.

I *hate* americans who think 'oh we are white, we were the first ones on this land, derp derp derp' as if they colonized the f*cking moon.



I hate white idiots who think that the Olmec, the Toltec, the Teotihuacan, the Zapotec, the Maya and the Aztec Mexican tribes from MEXICO that only lived in MEXICO lived alongside native American Apache, Comanche, Havasupai, Hopi, Jemez, Kiowa, Kiowa Apache, Mohave, Navaho, Pima, Pueblo, Shoshoni, Ute, Walapai, Yuma, Zunitribes here in AMERICA. they didn't. Mexico got the territory that we now occupy FROM SPAIN and the conquistadors when it was a SPANISH COLONY, not from mexican indians colonizing california and nevada. they would have got their ass kicked for goodness sake.

Yes we did take this land called America from indigenous people, but they weren't f*cking mexicans.
2012-08-09 10:48:50 PM  
1 votes:
My friend, Presidential, can not be paged at the airport. I think his dad, Stephen Assassin, didn't think this name all the way through.
2012-08-09 10:43:55 PM  
1 votes:

Lunaville: Exactly. I just love (note sarcasm) that I am expected to put together an identification kit for my child/children to carry with them at all times in case one of them, while not in my company, happens to be asked by a police officer to prove citizenship. I wonder if Mr. Statute-is-sound realizes that in absence of such ID, which white children do not have to carry, my child/children could be detained until I can arrive with appropriate documents?


I agree with you and all that, blah blah, etc. But I can't help but be a little... unsettled by your "child/children" thing. Count them dammit!
2012-08-09 10:41:32 PM  
1 votes:

Dokushin: USA was, of course, the only country in the history of the world to ever take territory. Just ask the Aztecs.


This is true. William was given a red carpet welcome to England in 1066 and China really liked that Genghis fellow in the 1200s. He was a right old chap. And if it weren't for the Romans, the jews wouldn't have aqueducts, roads, laws. peace, or anything else.
2012-08-09 10:40:33 PM  
1 votes:

Nadie_AZ: See that map? Yeah, the one of the Mexican American war? The one America started in the 1840s? See that spot where I live? Where the Gila river is? Yeah, that's Phoenix. Guess what country that was in the middle of? Mexico. Mexico owned that land for 20 years. Before that? Spain. For hundreds of years. Spanish owned, bred and settled.

I *hate* americans who think 'oh we are white, we were the first ones on this land, derp derp derp' as if they colonized the f*cking moon.


The Spanish are white people. So for hundreds of years, it was White owned, bred, and settled.

/I think you left out the brown people who were there before the Spanish
2012-08-09 10:38:19 PM  
1 votes:

Nadie_AZ: See that map? Yeah, the one of the Mexican American war? The one America started in the 1840s? See that spot where I live? Where the Gila river is? Yeah, that's Phoenix. Guess what country that was in the middle of? Mexico. Mexico owned that land for 20 years. Before that? Spain. For hundreds of years. Spanish owned, bred and settled.


Well that's what happens when you lose a war.

Suck it, Nadie.
2012-08-09 10:13:15 PM  
1 votes:
rlv.zcache.com
2012-08-09 10:13:11 PM  
1 votes:
Solution: Leave Arizona, go anywhere else... Except Texas.
2012-08-09 10:11:25 PM  
1 votes:

Mr.Man: pxlboy: kapaso: poe_zlaw:
And apparently the snowbirds are allowed to vote on things that affect the rest of the state year-round.

Brilliant.

Yeah! Those snowbirds are nothing but racist bastards.

Get your head out of your ass,your face is suppose to brown by a tan,not feces


Well look who's coming down for the Winter!
2012-08-09 10:09:31 PM  
1 votes:
Maricopa cops are flagrantly abusing power?

Shocked! Shocked, I say!
2012-08-09 09:59:20 PM  
1 votes:

pxlboy: kapaso: luktti: kapaso: Arizona wasn't this hateful until all your parents started coming here for the winter

Arizona wasn;t that hateful until the illegals started crossing the border in droves.

Give me a break I lived in the Sonoran desert for 12 years. They have been crossing the border in droves for as long as I can remember. They came, they worked and eventually became citizens if they were decent and worked hard. The fact you think it just started recently means you don't know shiat.

Or that you got trolled...either are likely


Oh I recognize one of my own. Hell it's probably my neighbor.
2012-08-09 09:56:29 PM  
1 votes:

Britney Spear's Speculum: This is bad bureaucracy mixed with prejudice. I wonder how many of these stories where a real illegal was involved and then deported that we don't hear about.

What was she originally arrested for?


Trying to get her daughter a passport while brown. TTGHDAPWB.
2012-08-09 09:53:35 PM  
1 votes:
Wouldn't it be fittingly ironic if we gave Arizona back to Mexico?
2012-08-09 09:43:50 PM  
1 votes:
What? This hasn't been posted yet? for shame...
ecx.images-amazon.com
2012-08-09 09:40:49 PM  
1 votes:
being that fat should be illegal. both her and that cow in the picture with her should be deported.
2012-08-09 09:40:36 PM  
1 votes:

poe_zlaw: and why do brown people continue to live there?


The Mexicans who haven't left Phoenix or the surrounding areas yet, must stay inside a lot. Seriously I bet they are afraid to leave thier homes. Of course that's just how the right wingers like it. I'm that sounds like hyperbole, but I don't believe it is. They know how the Mexicans get treated now, and the dog whistle phrases are almost constant from guys like sheriff joe, and they are winning elections by huge margins. Hating on the mexicans means you can't lose in maricopa county. The part that really sucks is that a lot of those voters are old retires from all over the country. Arizona wasn't this hateful until all your parents started coming here for the winter.
2012-08-09 09:39:16 PM  
1 votes:
Those are some ... robust women.
2012-08-09 09:27:23 PM  
1 votes:
Well... I'm guessing she'll be able to buy a new house and car once this is all settled.

Maricopa County sounds like it needs to have G-Men descend on it like locusts and arrest everyone above the rank of assistant dogcatcher. Sheriff whatshisname himself is probably a felon a hundred times over by now. Christ, for all we know he's having people murdered and buried in the desert.
2012-08-09 09:22:49 PM  
1 votes:
The best part is that America's Toughest Sheriff got to make her eat moldy sandwiches and be scorched in the desert sun, because we can't be too tough on people that have yet to be convicted of a crime!!
2012-08-09 09:14:37 PM  
1 votes:
I hope she can sue for false imprisonment and bankrupt that county.
2012-08-09 09:13:17 PM  
1 votes:
Reince Priebus better watch out!

Oh, never mind. He's a white guy.
2012-08-09 09:11:32 PM  
1 votes:
Why the fark would you continue to live in the nazi desert?
 
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