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(Daily Mail)   Conjoined twins land their own reality show. I guess Doublemint Gum wasn't hiring   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 127
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2012-08-09 05:30:17 PM  
So, would it technically be a threesome if you nailed them?

I'm assuming there's only one vagina between the two of them.

What would that count as?
 
2012-08-09 05:34:40 PM  
the diagram shows they have one reproductive system...does that mean they can both enjoy the same orgasm?
 
2012-08-09 05:36:06 PM  

Evenbiggerknickers: the diagram shows they have one reproductive system...does that mean they can both enjoy the same orgasm?


Only if you blow your load on both of their faces?
 
2012-08-09 05:39:06 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Evenbiggerknickers: the diagram shows they have one reproductive system...does that mean they can both enjoy the same orgasm?

Only if you blow your load on both of their faces?


Well played.
 
2012-08-09 05:55:44 PM  
I can only assume Larry Flint is counting the days until they're 18.

/I know I am
 
2012-08-09 05:56:58 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: I can only assume Larry Flint is counting the days until they're 18.

/I know I am


Aren't they 22??
 
2012-08-09 05:57:21 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: I can only assume Larry Flint is counting the days until they're 18.

/I know I am


Well, you're somewhere around -1400 days and counting.
 
2012-08-09 06:00:34 PM  

strangeguitar: Barricaded Gunman: I can only assume Larry Flint is counting the days until they're 18.

/I know I am

Aren't they 22??


One of them was reported to be engaged (???)

www.mostinterestingfacts.com

and yes I would!
 
2012-08-09 06:09:09 PM  
Wow, only three posts in and we're blowing loads on a set of conjoined twins. That's got to be a Fark record.
 
2012-08-09 06:16:43 PM  
To me it looks like the one on the left (our right) is just looking over the other girls shoulder all off the time.
 
2012-08-09 06:18:18 PM  
I was going to remark on how for years they've been saying they just wanted to be treated like anybody else, and now they do this.

But who am I kidding? Wanting to be the star of your own reality TV show is just like anybody else.
 
2012-08-09 06:19:26 PM  
I'll watch.
 
2012-08-09 06:19:51 PM  
So, if one of them controls one arm, and the other controls the other arm, is any form of masturbation technically lesbian incest?
 
2012-08-09 06:20:21 PM  

bugmn99: Wow, only three posts in and we're blowing loads on a set of conjoined twins. That's got to be a Fark record.


Not quite Clintowned in the boobies, but it's close.
 
2012-08-09 06:23:28 PM  

gunga galunga: I was going to remark on how for years they've been saying they just wanted to be treated like anybody else, and now they do this.

But who am I kidding? Wanting to be the star of your own reality TV show is just like anybody else.


Mom and Dad stopped paying the bills and now they are on their own. So, why not? Somewhere, out there, P.T. Barnum is smirking.

/same idea as his
//just a different medium
 
2012-08-09 06:31:03 PM  
I totally would. So would you. Don't lie. She'(s) 22, someone has to have done it by now. I want DETAILS!
 
2012-08-09 06:32:39 PM  

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: I totally would. So would you. Don't lie. She'(s) 22, someone has to have done it by now. I want DETAILS!


I want a video with Bridget the Midget, and a circus calliope playing the soundtrack.
 
2012-08-09 06:36:03 PM  
I'd hit it.
 
2012-08-09 06:36:24 PM  
I wonder if one head is plotting to kill the other head...I would
 
2012-08-09 06:37:13 PM  

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: I totally would. So would you. Don't lie. She'(s) 22, someone has to have done it by now. I want DETAILS!


For reals. Does one just sit and watch or do both participate? Would one lick the balls and other slob the knob? Does one head feel one boobie and the other feel the other or do both feel the same thing? Do they both want separate people or would they both go for one guy? If they both want their own guy, would that mean both dudes have to agree to have sex with both girls at the same time? Is that considered polyamory? Does one head spit and the other swallow? Details details details?
 
2012-08-09 06:37:44 PM  

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: She'(s) 22, someone has to have done it by now. I want DETAILS!


OK, one of them is 22, but how old is the other one?
 
2012-08-09 06:37:45 PM  
I dare say I've woken up next to worse.

/and when I say "woke up", I of course mean: "came to".
 
2012-08-09 06:39:16 PM  
OK here's the question... If one of them wanted to have sex and the other didn't, could you be accused of rape or sexual misconduct???

and for the record, I've always wanted to do 2 sisters at the same time.
 
2012-08-09 06:46:31 PM  

strangeguitar: I dare say I've woken up next to worse.

/and when I say "woke up", I of course mean: "came to".


have you ever woken up... came to next to someone 8 months pregnant that you didn't know 24 hours earlier? A very horny woman I might add.
 
2012-08-09 06:48:55 PM  

Brick-House: OK here's the question... If one of them wanted to have sex and the other didn't, could you be accused of rape or sexual misconduct???


Hey, if teens under 18 sending naked pics of themselves can get charged with distributing child porn I would yes you would be accused.
 
2012-08-09 06:49:27 PM  

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: She'(s)


The hell you say?
 
2012-08-09 06:52:32 PM  
Does only one feel it up the butt while the other only feels vage, these are the things I think about.
 
2012-08-09 06:54:14 PM  
I'm guessing that by now they have sorted out all of your sordid questions.
 
2012-08-09 06:55:16 PM  
We want answers damn it!!!!!
 
2012-08-09 06:55:49 PM  
Evelyn Evelyn unavailable for comment.
 
2012-08-09 06:56:23 PM  
Oh wow, I will tune into this.

They had a short documentary already done on them, I saw parts of it & have somewhat kept up with them in the news for the past few years. Totally fascinating.
 
2012-08-09 06:57:56 PM  
api.ning.com

OK Boys, let the fapping begin.
 
2012-08-09 06:59:16 PM  
I submitted one with the video promo for the new show. I am sorry to say I laughed seeing them drive and ride a bike.
 
2012-08-09 07:00:03 PM  
Also:


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/I'm so sorry
 
2012-08-09 07:03:34 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Evenbiggerknickers: the diagram shows they have one reproductive system...does that mean they can both enjoy the same orgasm?

Only if you blow your load on both of their faces?


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2012-08-09 07:14:29 PM  
They need to find a nice Mormon boy...
 
2012-08-09 07:20:43 PM  

Brick-House: strangeguitar: I dare say I've woken up next to worse.

/and when I say "woke up", I of course mean: "came to".

have you ever woken up... came to next to someone 8 months pregnant that you didn't know 24 hours earlier? A very horny woman I might add.


Go on....................................
 
2012-08-09 07:20:58 PM  
So if they get pregnant are they both the mother?
 
2012-08-09 07:21:54 PM  

skankboy: Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: She'(s)
The hell you say?


it wasn't even funny, either.

I would watch this. These girls fascinate me.
 
2012-08-09 07:30:26 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: What would that count as?


You actually keep stats on this stuff?
 
2012-08-09 07:31:37 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: They need to find a nice Mormon boy...


IXI Jim IXI: They need to find a nice Mormon boy...


When elected, not only will we have a lovely First Lady, we'll also have a 2nd and thrid ladies.

3.bp.blogspot.com

or will it be 3 first ladies? I am so confused.
 
2012-08-09 07:39:03 PM  
Their biology is fascinating. I might actually watch one of these TLC shows.

/I am listeniiiiiiingggg to know where you arrrrrrre
 
2012-08-09 07:41:15 PM  
Why not two-headed chick instead of conjoined? PC?
 
2012-08-09 07:41:17 PM  

SithLord: So if they get pregnant are they both the mother?


One of the many legal questions that these girls raise. Since, like all identical twins (conjoined or separate), they have identical chromosomes, and there's really no way to tell from which ovary an egg fell into their shared uterus, I don't know how maternity could be proven. I am assuming, perhaps incorrectly, that they each drop an egg in a joined menstrual cycle.
 
2012-08-09 07:45:49 PM  
nope.avi
 
2012-08-09 07:49:48 PM  

nitefallz: Why not two-headed chick instead of conjoined? PC?


Because they each have an entirely independent and separate brain, the locus of the personality. They are two people who share a circulatory system, liver, uterus, lower GI tract, clitoris, cervix, pelvis, lombar vertebrae, third kidney, inter alia.
 
2012-08-09 07:50:50 PM  

HopScotchNSoda: SithLord: So if they get pregnant are they both the mother?

One of the many legal questions that these girls raise. Since, like all identical twins (conjoined or separate), they have identical chromosomes, and there's really no way to tell from which ovary an egg fell into their shared uterus, I don't know how maternity could be proven. I am assuming, perhaps incorrectly, that they each drop an egg in a joined menstrual cycle.


So possible fraternal twins from two different women? My mind is blown.
 
2012-08-09 07:57:52 PM  
If they get pregnant, the first one to orgasm is the mother. If they cum at the same time, the one who moans the loudest.
 
2012-08-09 08:00:04 PM  
www.ratemyfunnypictures.com
 
2012-08-09 08:04:08 PM  
What would be really hot is watching them fingerbang themselves while making out with each other.
 
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