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(Starpulse)   Think police finding Randy Travis naked while busting him for DUI is embarrassing? Here are seven other awkward celebrity arrests   (starpulse.com) divider line 56
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2012-08-09 04:13:21 PM  
Its not a publicity stunt?
 
2012-08-09 04:15:42 PM  
Heh... nice mouse, Randy

/who won?
 
2012-08-09 04:28:26 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Heh... nice mouse, Randy

/who won?


His attorney(s).
 
2012-08-09 04:34:37 PM  
i253.photobucket.com

I remember that time WC Fields, the gang of locals, and I got so drunk we entered and won a bike-race in Bloomington, Indiana.
 
2012-08-09 05:15:53 PM  
Knew Nick Nolte would be there. Classic.
 
2012-08-09 05:30:39 PM  
I'm just gonna use this as an excuse to post this from either thread 3,000,000 or 4,000,000, can't remember which:
img.photobucket.com

/and IIRC, Nick Nolte only looked like that since he was gonna be using that look in Hulk
 
2012-08-09 05:41:22 PM  
www.gentlemenstake.com
Hey you mot%@# Fu!$*^$!!! You forgot me! I mean leave c*nt biatch goldigging c*nt whore! I am earning money for a filthy little c*cksucker who takes advantage of me! Just like every motherfu*ker!
So hurry the fu*k up!

Who wants to eat?! Who the fu*k wants to eat?! Go have something to eat! Hurrrrraaaaayyyyyy!
fu*k!
fu*k!
fu*k!
fu*kin' hate!
fu*king c*nt c*cksucker whore!
 
2012-08-09 06:44:31 PM  

phlegmmo: Knew Nick Nolte would be there. Classic.


Indeed.

His is the Mona Lisa of mugshots.

His is the standard by which all other dumbasses shall be judged.
 
2012-08-09 06:49:00 PM  

brap: [i253.photobucket.com image 449x343]

I remember that time WC Fields, the gang of locals, and I got so drunk we entered and won a bike-race in Bloomington, Indiana.


I have no recollection of that.
 
2012-08-09 06:51:30 PM  
stapling his scrotum to his thigh...

Well I for one could have lived the rest of my life quite happy without having that mental image put in my head.
 
2012-08-09 06:55:06 PM  
Haley Joel Osment got a DUI while driving a 1995 Saturn station wagon...in 2006.
Link
 
2012-08-09 06:55:55 PM  
That list fails without this fark fav...

hilaryshepherd.com
 
2012-08-09 06:58:03 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: phlegmmo: Knew Nick Nolte would be there. Classic.

Indeed.

His is the Mona Lisa of mugshots.

His is the standard by which all other dumbasses shall be judged.


A challenger appears:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-09 07:01:25 PM  
blogington.com


Promentalshiatbackwashpsychosis Enema Squad assemble!
 
2012-08-09 07:01:48 PM  
blogs.houstonpress.com

And another...
 
2012-08-09 07:02:22 PM  
It's funny someone thinks Steve-O is capable of being embarrassed.
 
2012-08-09 07:06:39 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: [www.gentlemenstake.com image 450x554]
Hey you mot%@# Fu!$*^$!!! You forgot me! I mean leave c*nt biatch goldigging c*nt whore! I am earning money for a filthy little c*cksucker who takes advantage of me! Just like every motherfu*ker!
So hurry the fu*k up!

Who wants to eat?! Who the fu*k wants to eat?! Go have something to eat! Hurrrrraaaaayyyyyy!
fu*k!
fu*k!
fu*k!
fu*kin' hate!
fu*king c*nt c*cksucker whore!


shut up and blow me.
 
2012-08-09 07:07:22 PM  
img27.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-09 07:12:42 PM  
Sadly, it's Travis' second arrest this year.

Sadly? Maybe sad for him but it's comedy gold for everyone else.


Of course, the "Jackass" star was probably completely unphased by his arrest.

So the police have started using these now?

www.cprize.org
 
2012-08-09 07:19:35 PM  
I'm gonna lay here forever, forever and ever amen
 
2012-08-09 07:23:08 PM  

PluckYew: A challenger appears:

4.bp.blogspot.com


The only thing that puzzles me about that mugshot is that he chose that robe/towel/poncho/shaw.

Everything else seems par for the course for James Brown.
 
2012-08-09 07:28:24 PM  
www.peoplejam.com
 
2012-08-09 07:28:51 PM  
Glen Campbellgamesnet.vo.llnwd.net
 
2012-08-09 07:47:16 PM  
After all these years Steve-O still has one of the most punchable faces I've ever seen.
 
2012-08-09 07:53:39 PM  

intotheabyss81: It's funny someone thinks Steve-O is capable of being embarrassed.


This.
 
2012-08-09 07:56:36 PM  

Cletus C.: intotheabyss81: It's funny someone thinks Steve-O is capable of being embarrassed.

This.


I bet his mom is embarrassed enough for the both of them.
 
2012-08-09 08:24:22 PM  

danielabernath: Glen Campbell[gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net image 320x320]


Oh, this.
This
This
This
 
2012-08-09 08:30:28 PM  
No ShamWow guy, AKA Vince Shlomi?

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-08-09 08:46:05 PM  
Penn farking State University just cancelled his concert.
How farking depraved does one have to be when a major university, known for covering up child rape, and having it's huge assed arena named after a Beaver cancels your show?
I'm guessing they figured if he wasn't farking his wife, he must have been farking kids, because you gotta fark someone, don't you?
/Hint: He was farking the bottle.
//Driving a car older than mine.
//You don't want that bottle now, son. Don't put your lips on it.
 
2012-08-09 08:59:29 PM  

intotheabyss81: It's funny someone thinks Steve-O is capable of being embarrassed.


I think it's funnier that someone actually thinks of him as a celebrity.
 
Slu
2012-08-09 09:11:04 PM  
I like Steve-O. There, I said it.
 
2012-08-09 10:33:22 PM  

Sabyen91:


How did he not make the list?
 
2012-08-09 10:38:14 PM  
Sugar tits!
 
2012-08-09 10:38:58 PM  

fusillade762: So the police have started using these now?


Don't encourage them.
 
2012-08-09 10:39:28 PM  
Wait, hold on. Eddie Murphy was picking up a MAN prostitute and he's not in this foresaken slideshow?
 
2012-08-09 10:53:44 PM  
www.examiner.com

"Hey, you guys remember my embarrassing arrest? Remember that? I was buying pot. It was huge. You guys remember me, right?"
 
2012-08-09 11:43:03 PM  
Has anyone suggested that he may have a substance abuse problem yet?
That out of the way, he's not bad lookin', why no nude arrest pics?
 
2012-08-09 11:43:12 PM  
cdn.doseofmetal.com
Acquitted: was found not guilty of inciting a riot after being fed up with his tech crew and security for the sh*tty job they were doing -- repeatedly -- during a concert (security for refusing to remove troublemaker from audience who threw bottles directly at him), leading him to walk off early

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
Acquitted: was found not guilty of obscene vulgarities uttered during performance because audience was limited to only ticket-buyers who intentionally paid to see said performance

/see Axl punch the fat, balding loser in breakdown.flv because security refused to remove him @ youtube
 
2012-08-09 11:54:44 PM  
Alcohol is insidious; it is easy to verbally thrash people for making mistakes. After you verbally accost Travis, please list all the mistakes you've made so you can receive what you've dealt.

/to err is human; to forgive is divine
 
2012-08-10 12:12:18 AM  

zarberg: Sham


Moral of the story: never kiss a hooker.

/you never know where that mouth has been
 
2012-08-10 12:12:41 AM  

urban.derelict: Alcohol is insidious; it is easy to verbally thrash people for making mistakes. After you verbally accost Travis, please list all the mistakes you've made so you can receive what you've dealt.

/to err is human; to forgive is divine


It is true.

But it's also true that for the sake of being able to ride a pretty lucrative gravy train for several decades all he needs to do is keep himself out of trouble and keep his ability as a performer relatively able.

I'm not pointing and laughing because he was drinking and doing something stupid. I'm pointing and laughing because for all the trouble of remaining sober and not being dumb he could maintain a well-above average income and never had to know what a 40-hour work week, mortgage, college loan for kids or getting laid-off looks like.

Oh, the plight of Randy Travis. Maybe he's moved from top-shelf trim to MILF's and he has to spend an extra hour in the afternoon at a meet-and-greet as well as have dinner with a local radio contest winner. But he still gets to pick up a check for playing music. It's tough, but picking up that check sure makes it easier.

So, why jeopardize it?

That would be why I'm laughing.
 
2012-08-10 12:25:15 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-10 12:30:56 AM  
Jeff Reed (the kicker) beat up a paper towel dispenser for running out of paper towels, so... These aren't that pathetic.
 
2012-08-10 12:36:19 AM  
I have a handsome nephew that looks like Shia LeBouf's cuter brother so I have a soft spot for the kid. His episode isn't so bad for a normal person - normal people would laugh about it later. And I won't apologize for saying that Matthew McConaughey is one of the finest male specimens out there - 110% eye candy. He might be a weirdo but he is not malevolent. He'd be a fun party guest if the guys could get over how freakin' gorgeous he is.

I've spoken my piece.
 
2012-08-10 01:00:45 AM  
images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2012-08-10 01:10:47 AM  

urban.derelict: Alcohol is insidious; it is easy to verbally thrash people for making mistakes. After you verbally accost Travis, please list all the mistakes you've made so you can receive what you've dealt.

/to err is human; to forgive is divine


Horse shiat. He can go to a "spa". He can get help. He can afford cab. He has more money than Carter has pills.
 
2012-08-10 01:13:01 AM  
Oh and He Drove Drunk.
 
2012-08-10 01:37:54 AM  
Alcohol is pretty rough on the executive center of the brain.
If you remember to lock the doors and tape down the blinds before drinking, you wake up safe knowing that you couldn't figure out how to get your dumbass naked self outside to cool down. It seems to work better when you do not live with a girlfriend.
 
2012-08-10 03:40:34 AM  

urban.derelict: Acquitted: was found not guilty of inciting a riot after being fed up with his tech crew and security for the sh*tty job they were doing -- repeatedly -- during a concert (security for refusing to remove troublemaker from audience who threw bottles directly at him), leading him to walk off early


Acquitted: was found not guilty of obscene vulgarities uttered during performance because audience was limited to only ticket-buyers who intentionally paid to see said performance

/see Axl punch the fat, balding loser in breakdown.flv because security refused to remove him @ youtube


Axl threw a temper tantrum because of an audience member taking pictures. He is notorious for going on late and leaving early and finding any excuse he can to blame it on the audience. You know, the people who paid to be there, the people who he makes his money off of.
 
2012-08-10 07:43:06 AM  
Steve-O? I don't think anything can embarrass that tool
 
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