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(Telegraph)   Unless you want the entire Internet to see the X-ray of you asleep in the fetal position, don't pass out drunk on an airport's baggage belt   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 64
    More: Dumbass, Norwegian, La Repubblica, X-Rays, busiest airport, internet, Fiumicino Airport  
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2012-08-09 01:26:11 PM
Surprised no UFIA photoshopped on that....or something to that effect.
 
2012-08-09 01:26:16 PM
fap
 
2012-08-09 01:26:25 PM
He looks fat.
 
2012-08-09 01:27:55 PM
queue BJ x-ray...
 
2012-08-09 01:28:50 PM
So they're charging him for causing alarm when they clearly weren't doing their jobs.

Sounds fair.
 
2012-08-09 01:30:13 PM
That's an extra $45 for the additional bag.
 
2012-08-09 01:30:32 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-09 01:30:39 PM
Worst superpower origin story ever.
 
2012-08-09 01:31:10 PM
Why WOULDN'T I want that?

/I'd frame that farker
 
2012-08-09 01:31:24 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: That's an extra $45 for the additional bag.


10 INCH BALLS!!
 
2012-08-09 01:31:50 PM
meh.
looks like any other "we're expecting!" FB profile pic. But with shoes.
 
2012-08-09 01:32:47 PM
enjoy your cancer...
 
2012-08-09 01:32:57 PM
MOAR PROOF BODY SCANNERS ARE A FRAUD!!!!!
 
2012-08-09 01:35:03 PM
Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a drunken Norwegian. We have to use the indefinite article, "a drunken Norwegian", never ... your drunken Norwegian.
 
2012-08-09 01:35:11 PM
That's a hot xray. Wonder how many years worth of ionizing that guy has got on him how...
 
2012-08-09 01:35:20 PM

GRCooper: Why WOULDN'T I want that?

/I'd frame that farker


Came here to say that...I've wanted to do that since I first saw an airport baggage belt.
 
2012-08-09 01:36:46 PM
Concerned about the tourist's exposure to the powerful X-rays, police took him to a nearby hospital...

...where further X-rays showed no permanent damage?
 
2012-08-09 01:36:49 PM
Also, don't sleep in the subway or stand in the pouring rain.
 
2012-08-09 01:37:44 PM
Ew! You can see his liver and his intestines and his lungs and where his ankle bone is connected to his shin bone, and his shin bone's connected to his knee bone ....
 
2012-08-09 01:39:17 PM
Do you know how much a hospital would charge for a full body scan?
 
2012-08-09 01:40:16 PM

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: Worst superpower origin story ever.


Are you kidding? That's nothing short of awesome.
 
2012-08-09 01:40:22 PM
i.telegraph.co.uk

Traveled 15' and they still had trouble waking him.
 
2012-08-09 01:40:43 PM
img688.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-09 01:40:56 PM
"It's impossible to avoid a situation like this if there's no employee at the check-in desk."

Not true at all. If there are no employees at the check-in desks then the baggage belts should be turned off and security doors to the baggage system closed. That is a hard aviation security requirement in virtually all jurisdictions worldwide.

A senior officer with Fiumicino airport police said on Thursday the incident exposed no weaknesses in the terminal's security

Yes it did. The man had unrestricted access to a secure area and was only found by accident. Had he not been asleep he could have easily got off the belt before the scanner. The fact that this occurred because he was drunk is amusing. The fact that it occurred at all is not. Every security breach is evidence of an exposed weakness.
 
2012-08-09 01:41:08 PM
Another police officer told the Italian daily, La Repubblica : "It's impossible to avoid a situation like this if there's no employee at the check-in desk."

I dunno, maybe you could install some sort of locking door on the conveyor belt, before it goes into the "secure area". And when there are staff around, they unlock it?

No, no your right. Its impossible.
 
2012-08-09 01:42:09 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-09 01:42:11 PM
That guy needs to get to a doctor. Soon.
 
2012-08-09 01:42:39 PM
CSB

I work at a nuclear plant and once ran my electronic dosimeter through the security checkpoint x-ray. It picked up about 200 REM before shutting off.

Yeah, that dude is probably gonna die a slow, cancer ridden death.
 
2012-08-09 01:45:32 PM
Back scatter. Definitely back scatter.
 
2012-08-09 01:46:28 PM
Now GET UP and FLY THE DAMN PLANE!
 
2012-08-09 01:47:40 PM

ChipNASA: Surprised no UFIA photoshopped on that....or something to that effect.


or Coke bottle?
 
2012-08-09 01:49:11 PM

C. Hines: CSB

I work at a nuclear plant and once ran my electronic dosimeter through the security checkpoint x-ray. It picked up about 200 REM before shutting off.

Yeah, that dude is probably gonna die a slow, cancer ridden death.


If he got that dose he will probably spend the next couple months in the hospital because of bone marrow suppression. Then he can worry about cancer.
 
2012-08-09 01:49:45 PM
What's his FARK tag?
 
2012-08-09 01:49:54 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a drunken Norwegian. We have to use the indefinite article, "a drunken Norwegian", never ... your drunken Norwegian.


First time I ever hit the funny button, right there. Good job.
 
2012-08-09 01:53:26 PM
oww my sperm.
 
2012-08-09 01:54:14 PM

probesport


Also, don't sleep in the subway or stand in the pouring rain.


You sound petula-nt.
 
2012-08-09 02:01:44 PM

TanSau: enjoy your cancer...


This. I'm guessing those x-ray machines aren't approved/tested for use on humans. I'm kind of curious whether he was x-rayed more than once. From what I know, those carousels tend to be circular, and it took 15 minutes for anyone to notice him.

/Guess which club you're now a proud member of?!? That's right, the Chemo Club! Yaay! *claps hands*
 
2012-08-09 02:04:31 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: those carousels conveyor belts tend to be circular


I guess carousels are pretty much always circular. Plus they have brightly colored horses that go up and down. Those are fun.
 
2012-08-09 02:08:55 PM
Is it me, or does he look like one of the people you see get vaporized during the attack scene in "The Day After"?
 
2012-08-09 02:09:24 PM

SandMann: C. Hines: CSB I work at a nuclear plant and once ran my electronic dosimeter through the security checkpoint x-ray. It picked up about 200 REM before shutting off.

If he got that dose he will probably spend the next couple months in the hospital because of bone marrow suppression. Then he can worry about cancer.


According to this handbook, typical Canadian baggage dosage is about 2 uSv or one millionth of 200 rem.

Maybe Italian baggage scanners are stronger, but I'm still skeptical.
 
2012-08-09 02:09:45 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: Fuggin Bizzy: those carousels conveyor belts tend to be circular

I guess carousels are pretty much always circular. Plus they have brightly colored horses that go up and down. Those are fun.


I don't know... it didn't look to fun to me
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2012-08-09 02:14:16 PM

C. Hines: CSB

I work at a nuclear plant and once ran my electronic dosimeter through the security checkpoint x-ray. It picked up about 200 REM before shutting off.

Yeah, that dude is probably gonna die a slow, cancer ridden death.


Was your HP pissed at you?
 
2012-08-09 02:24:44 PM

SN1987a goes boom: C. Hines: CSB

I work at a nuclear plant and once ran my electronic dosimeter through the security checkpoint x-ray. It picked up about 200 REM before shutting off.

Yeah, that dude is probably gonna die a slow, cancer ridden death.

Was your HP pissed at you?


Oh yes. I went to turn it in, when I plugged in, a red screen came up telling me to go straight to RADPRO. The lady there looked at me like I had been swimming in the fuel pool or something until I told her what happened. They still don't like me at the dosimitry office.
 
2012-08-09 02:44:20 PM
It could have been worse. He could have been sporting morning wood and we wouldn't have noticed.
 
2012-08-09 02:52:15 PM

JackieRabbit: It could have been worse. He could have been sporting morning wood and we wouldn't have noticed.


Norwegian Wood?
 
2012-08-09 02:56:40 PM

probesport

Also, don't sleep in the subway or stand in the pouring rain.


also

You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim
 
2012-08-09 03:08:40 PM

fnordfocus: SandMann: C. Hines: CSB I work at a nuclear plant and once ran my electronic dosimeter through the security checkpoint x-ray. It picked up about 200 REM before shutting off.

If he got that dose he will probably spend the next couple months in the hospital because of bone marrow suppression. Then he can worry about cancer.

According to this handbook, typical Canadian baggage dosage is about 2 uSv or one millionth of 200 rem.

Maybe Italian baggage scanners are stronger, but I'm still skeptical.


For his sake, I hope he got minimal dose.
 
2012-08-09 03:36:19 PM

fnordfocus: SandMann: C. Hines: CSB I work at a nuclear plant and once ran my electronic dosimeter through the security checkpoint x-ray. It picked up about 200 REM before shutting off.

If he got that dose he will probably spend the next couple months in the hospital because of bone marrow suppression. Then he can worry about cancer.

According to this handbook, typical Canadian baggage dosage is about 2 uSv or one millionth of 200 rem.

Maybe Italian baggage scanners are stronger, but I'm still skeptical.


Didn't even penetrate his leg/arm muscles, mandible or chest. Needs more kVp.
 
2012-08-09 03:39:36 PM

pottie: Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: Worst superpower origin story ever.

Are you kidding? That's nothing short of awesome.


images.wikia.com

I can't believe I spent $100 on the rare Radioactive Man #1 comic to find this out.
 
2012-08-09 04:02:35 PM
So those spiked rollers above lugguage belts as seen in Die Hard don't exist?

How do my bags get mangled then?
 
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