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(Mandatory) Video If you're going to have a conspiracy theory, it might as well be about a Jesuit, semen-filled nuclear bomb headed for Canada   (mandatory.com) divider line 38
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2012-08-09 01:18:13 PM
Oh dear.
I am familiar with this one. I have tried Farking her webpage.
gabriellechana.com
To sum up briefly:
She is well known and greatly feared in the blackbag community for her leading work in conducting secret brain-sex affairs with Vladimir Putin, Jesus Christ and Brant Spiner (Data from Star Trek.)
She's also Howard Hughes' niece and Catherine The Great.

Timecube? Where we're going there are no timecubes.
 
2012-08-09 01:19:36 PM
*Brent Spiner
 
2012-08-09 01:39:12 PM
Public paranoid schizophrenia is not pretty
 
2012-08-09 01:41:30 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Public paranoid schizophrenia is not pretty


You're just saying that because you're a Jesuit.
 
2012-08-09 01:49:05 PM
mojoimage.com
 
2012-08-09 02:04:15 PM
As soon as I read the headline I knew this was gonna be about Gabrielle Chana.
 
2012-08-09 02:48:38 PM
I don't know what the mental health laws are like in Canada. Doesn't this constitute grounds for involuntary commitment? She's not well, and if she doesn't receive some mental health care, she's likely to have even more serious problems.

/That said, "Jesuit Nuclear Bukake" would be a great band name.
 
2012-08-09 02:56:43 PM
I feel bad for her, because she doesn't know she needs help. However a Nukkake is hilarious.

I'll bet many jerks are going cover her facebook with off-handed remarks about bukkake.

Also, I wondered where Glenn Beck got his information from. I wonder when he is going to alert us to the scary Nukkake that Obama and the liberals are going to ram through Congress?
 
2012-08-09 03:03:22 PM
"Its going to be like Jesuit bukkake in a nuclear bomb..."

I had a couple college classes that I've said that about.
 
2012-08-09 03:06:36 PM

Vodka Zombie: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Public paranoid schizophrenia is not pretty

You're just saying that because you're a Jesuit.


I think that should be Jizuit under the circumstances
 
2012-08-09 03:23:31 PM
stagevu.com

I bet she gets directions from her cat....
 
2012-08-09 03:34:30 PM

TsarTom: Oh dear.
I am familiar with this one. I have tried Farking her webpage.
gabriellechana.com
To sum up briefly:
She is well known and greatly feared in the blackbag community for her leading work in conducting secret brain-sex affairs with Vladimir Putin, Jesus Christ and Brant Spiner (Data from Star Trek.)
She's also Howard Hughes' niece and Catherine The Great.

Timecube? Where we're going there are no timecubes.


infinitecoolness.com
Brandt can't watch, though, Or he has to pay $100...
 
2012-08-09 03:39:36 PM
http://www.gabriellechana.com/

That is one f*cked up website. It has Schizophrenia written all over it.
 
2012-08-09 03:39:50 PM
This is the best thing on the internet.
 
2012-08-09 03:43:29 PM
You want derp?

Here, have full nine minutes of derp.
 
2012-08-09 03:45:41 PM
www.fashiontonights.com
It's the survivors that will envy the dead.
 
2012-08-09 04:29:58 PM

CygnusDarius: You want derp?

Here, have full nine minutes of derp.


Ah, Gorilla199. My favorite quote, "Scientists. Freemasons. Same thing."
 
2012-08-09 04:44:52 PM

Tony_Pepperoni: http://www.gabriellechana.com/

That is one f*cked up website. It has Schizophrenia written all over it.


It reminds me of those bottles of Dr. Bronner's soap you can buy at health food stores.
 
2012-08-09 04:50:45 PM
Who is this, really? Oh, it's Jack Chick.
 
2012-08-09 04:54:54 PM
NUKKAKE!
 
2012-08-09 05:11:49 PM
ignatius has gone igneous
 
2012-08-09 05:28:10 PM

unlikely: NUKKAKE!


slow clap
 
2012-08-09 05:35:20 PM
That's no their semen.

/know what I mean?
 
2012-08-09 05:35:26 PM

unlikely: NUKKAKE!


Awesome!!!
 
2012-08-09 06:22:18 PM
The Jesuits aren't taking this thing lying down. Link Well OK that may not be the real Jesuits but I'm sure that's what they're thinking.
 
2012-08-09 06:33:00 PM

FloydA: I don't know what the mental health laws are like in Canada. Doesn't this constitute grounds for involuntary commitment? She's not well, and if she doesn't receive some mental health care, she's likely to have even more serious problems.

/That said, "Jesuit Nuclear Bukake" would be a great band name.


You practically have to be found with the razor blade stuck in your throat.
 
2012-08-09 07:21:12 PM
OK, how can anyone hear the guy that calls in and think that was real?
 
2012-08-09 07:25:36 PM
Kinda reminds me of Frankie...cough cough

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CArWivYt208
 
2012-08-09 07:29:26 PM
Kinda reminds me of Frankie...cough cough

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CArWivYt208

Try again with linking goodness, I think
 
2012-08-09 07:34:46 PM
:) i remember seeing this nutbar on webshow called wat.. she has quite a few hits.
 
2012-08-09 10:13:46 PM
t0.gstatic.com

Nukakke!
 
2012-08-09 10:52:23 PM

jmsvrsn: The Jesuits aren't taking this thing lying down. Link Well OK that may not be the real Jesuits but I'm sure that's what they're thinking.


Holy crap. That's just mean, that site must drive her nuts...

Well... MORE nuts.
 
2012-08-10 12:30:53 AM

Mercutio74: jmsvrsn: The Jesuits aren't taking this thing lying down. Link Well OK that may not be the real Jesuits but I'm sure that's what they're thinking.

Holy crap. That's just mean, that site must drive her nuts...

Well... MORE nuts.


Nuts? Isn't that a Catholic thing?
 
2012-08-10 02:32:00 AM

FloydA: I don't know what the mental health laws are like in Canada. Doesn't this constitute grounds for involuntary commitment? She's not well, and if she doesn't receive some mental health care, she's likely to have even more serious problems.

/That said, "Jesuit Nuclear Bukake" would be a great band name.


have to be a danger to yourself or others. or your disease is causing you to not take a life sustaining medication. anything else is voluntary. someone this delusional is surely well versed in the mental health system and can actually avoid and/or shorten the length of hospitalizations to nothing. she could also have bipolar disorder.
 
2012-08-10 02:55:33 AM
artist rendition of what surviors will need to deal with

media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-10 03:23:11 AM

Dimpts:

have to be a danger to yourself or others. or your disease is causing you to not take a life sustaining medication. anything else is voluntary. someone this delusional is surely well versed in the mental health system and can actually avoid and/or shorten the length of hospitalizations to nothing. she could also have bipolar disorder.


That's very sad.

I understand that involuntary commitment can be, and has been abused (Francis Farmer is the most famous example, I guess), but in some cases, people really can't care for themselves. If this is what it looks like, there is at least one other person (the caller) who is messing with her maliciously. Given that the caller knows what's going on, it's probably a relative or housemate.

Now granted, the entire thing might be completely made up. She might be completely sane and just pulling a really elaborate troll. She wouldn't be the first. But if she really is as unbalanced as she seems, there should be some way to get her the help that she needs. I've known enough people who really needed the help but didn't, couldn't or wouldn't get it and ended up worse off for that. I just wish there was some better way.

I don't know. I don't have a solution. I just have a sad.
 
2012-08-10 06:47:21 PM

CygnusDarius: You want derp?

Here, have full nine minutes of derp.


found this gold, thanks to your link. Thought it had to be shared. feel free to submit, I don't have any luck with 'em
 
2012-08-11 12:13:45 PM

TsarTom: *Brent Spiner


dangarion.com
 
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