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2012-08-09 12:25:43 PM  
I'm surprised they haven't made a Rural Dictionary competitor, a la Conservapedia.
 
2012-08-09 12:27:47 PM  
The left pushes a childish definition of Santorum, the right responds with a childish definition of Reid.

Can we be adults now, please?
 
2012-08-09 12:30:48 PM  

cman: The left pushes a childish definition of Santorum, the right responds with a childish definition of Reid.

Can we be adults now, please?


So both sides are bad, you say?
 
2012-08-09 12:32:36 PM  

propasaurus: cman: The left pushes a childish definition of Santorum, the right responds with a childish definition of Reid.

Can we be adults now, please?

So both sides are bad, you say?


Needlessly forcing a meme gets old, too
 
2012-08-09 12:39:59 PM  

cman: The left pushes a childish definition of Santorum, the right responds with a childish definition of Reid.

Can we be adults now, please?


Before the corporate overlords switched the format, there used to be a talk station here, and one of the shows was the Stephanie Miller show. While I kind of like her, not a show would go by without them making sophomoric jokes about Santorum, or mispronouncing Boehner as 'boner'. I never understood the thinking - If you want to have your ideas and political arguments given any real consideration by intelligent people, don't act like a 12 year old.
 
2012-08-09 12:45:29 PM  
Do they have a definition of a "Tucker" on Urban Dictionary?
 
2012-08-09 12:46:22 PM  

Dinki: If you want to have your ideas and political arguments given any real consideration by intelligent people, don't act like a 12 year old.



If the only people voting were intelligent people, this would make sense.
 
2012-08-09 12:55:06 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Do they have a definition of a "Tucker" on Urban Dictionary?


dunno...but they've got one for me.
 
2012-08-09 12:57:16 PM  

kmmontandon: Dinki: If you want to have your ideas and political arguments given any real consideration by intelligent people, don't act like a 12 year old.


If the only people voting were intelligent people, this would make sense.


And that is the crushingly depressing truth
 
2012-08-09 01:00:10 PM  

Weaver95: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Do they have a definition of a "Tucker" on Urban Dictionary?

dunno...but they've got one for me.


I guess the best part about my name is that there are a shiatton of cmans on the internet
 
2012-08-09 01:36:53 PM  

cman: The left pushes a childish definition of Santorum, the right responds with a childish definition of Reid.

Can we be adults now, please?


NEVAR!
 
2012-08-09 01:38:12 PM  

Weaver95: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Do they have a definition of a "Tucker" on Urban Dictionary?

dunno...but they've got one for me.


Heh.

Tucker Carlson (v) "To masturbate to ejaculation and then bite at the come like a dog on a garden hose.. While dressed in clothes your mother picked out"

Rather specific, I must say.
 
2012-08-09 01:54:11 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Do they have a definition of a "Tucker" on Urban Dictionary?


Sounds like a term for either someone who had a sex change (M to F) or just a transvestite.
 
2012-08-09 01:54:35 PM  
Good job, GOP. Keep Mr. Reid in the public eye. The more you talk about him, the more people talk about what Mr. Reid is alleging about Romney's lack of paying taxes for ten whole years.

Well done, gents. Rather than ignoring it and letting the media move on to something else, your pride and hubris have ensured that this no-win situation for Romney continues to dominate the political narrative.
 
2012-08-09 01:54:49 PM  
Harry Reid- [a]n unofficial rap sheet of alleged pederasty and sexual abuse of minors by anonymous sources that may not exist.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breath*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breath*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! !!!

/I love it when the internet left has their own weapons used against them
//Did Harry Reid rape and kill a girl in 1990?
///Hey, I'm just asking questions
 
2012-08-09 01:54:51 PM  
I didn't bother to read that, but who wants to bet that Tucker himself added that to urban dictionary for this story?
 
2012-08-09 01:55:02 PM  

Weaver95: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Do they have a definition of a "Tucker" on Urban Dictionary?

dunno...but they've got one for me.


That's kind of sad. They couldn't even come up with some perverse sex act for you; it's just "asshat on Fark."

Your enemies are entirely uncreative.
 
2012-08-09 01:55:41 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Do they have a definition of a "Tucker" on Urban Dictionary?


media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-09 01:57:09 PM  
Why won't Reid release his child molesting records?

Yeah, doesn't really work.
 
2012-08-09 01:57:14 PM  

beta_plus: Harry Reid- [a]n unofficial rap sheet of alleged pederasty and sexual abuse of minors by anonymous sources that may not exist.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breath*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breath*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! !!!

/I love it when the internet left has their own weapons used against them
//Did Harry Reid rape and kill a girl in 1990?
///Hey, I'm just asking questions


Conservative humor?

Still not funny
 
2012-08-09 01:57:45 PM  

Weaver95: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Do they have a definition of a "Tucker" on Urban Dictionary?

dunno...but they've got one for me.


Weaver95 mugs, shirts, and calendars? HmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm.
 
2012-08-09 01:58:45 PM  

Infernalist: Good job, GOP. Keep Mr. Reid in the public eye. The more you talk about him, the more people talk about what Mr. Reid is alleging about Romney's lack of paying taxes for ten whole years.

Well done, gents. Rather than ignoring it and letting the media move on to something else, your pride and hubris have ensured that this no-win situation for Romney continues to dominate the political narrative.


What's better than talking about your opponent's weaknesses? Having your opponent and his supporters talk about your opponent's weaknesses.
 
2012-08-09 02:00:25 PM  

beta_plus: Harry Reid- [a]n unofficial rap sheet of alleged pederasty and sexual abuse of minors by anonymous sources that may not exist.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breath*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breath*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! !!!

/I love it when the internet left has their own weapons used against them
//Did Harry Reid rape and kill a girl in 1990?
///Hey, I'm just asking questions


Here's a hint: We want you talking about Reid and what he's alleging. By all means, please keep it up, at least for another 3 months.

lol
 
2012-08-09 02:03:31 PM  

cman: Weaver95: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Do they have a definition of a "Tucker" on Urban Dictionary?

dunno...but they've got one for me.

I guess the best part about my name is that there are a shiatton of cmans on the internet


You might say that the internet is covered in cmen.
 
2012-08-09 02:04:08 PM  

cman: propasaurus: cman: The left pushes a childish definition of Santorum, the right responds with a childish definition of Reid.

Can we be adults now, please?

So both sides are bad, you say?

Needlessly forcing a meme gets old, too


weknowmemes.com
 
2012-08-09 02:05:11 PM  

Dinki: cman: The left pushes a childish definition of Santorum, the right responds with a childish definition of Reid.

Can we be adults now, please?

Before the corporate overlords switched the format, there used to be a talk station here, and one of the shows was the Stephanie Miller show. While I kind of like her, not a show would go by without them making sophomoric jokes about Santorum, or mispronouncing Boehner as 'boner'. I never understood the thinking - If you want to have your ideas and political arguments given any real consideration by intelligent people, don't act like a 12 year old.


It is a comedy show.
 
2012-08-09 02:06:37 PM  

HeartBurnKid: Weaver95: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Do they have a definition of a "Tucker" on Urban Dictionary?

dunno...but they've got one for me.

That's kind of sad. They couldn't even come up with some perverse sex act for you; it's just "asshat on Fark."

Your enemies are entirely uncreative.


well...yeah. but they ARE prolific, so there's that.
 
2012-08-09 02:07:57 PM  
Criminal prosecutions are part of the public record so this is a pretty dumb analogy.
 
2012-08-09 02:11:48 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Tucker Carlson (v) "To masturbate to ejaculation and then bite at the come like a dog on a garden hose.. While dressed in clothes your mother picked out"

Rather specific, I must say.


Disturbingly so.

cman: The left pushes a childish definition of Santorum, the right responds with a childish definition of Reid.

Can we be adults now, please?


Yes, both childish, but one was in retaliation for persecution and discrimination against someone because of who they were born, and the other was because the left couldn't justify their deviant ways in honest debate.
 
2012-08-09 02:15:36 PM  

Infernalist: Good job, GOP. Keep Mr. Reid in the public eye. The more you talk about him, the more people talk about what Mr. Reid is alleging about Romney's lack of paying taxes for ten whole years.

Well done, gents. Rather than ignoring it and letting the media move on to something else, your pride and hubris have ensured that this no-win situation for Romney continues to dominate the political narrative.


THIS


Any amount of resources they use to attack (and inexplicably lose to) Harry Reid is a win for Obama. I mean, Harry was supposed to be a diversion and TEam RomneyCom is impaling themselves on their own pikes trying to put down that fly. At this point they can't ignore him anymore, they already engaged him, they have to figure out a way to appear to have 'won'...against Harry Friggin Reid, you know, a guy they painted as inept and spineless for the last 3 years. That guy.Obviously, in hindsight, the winning move would have been to not engage in the first place - especially considering the topic (Romney's Taxes), but Romney's ego was too big to let it go...and now Obama won't let him let it go...hilarious.

Makes me think this guy is running Obama's campaign

tucsoncitizen.com

/now you guize can't leave
 
2012-08-09 02:22:08 PM  
Here's some examples of how Tucker Carlson is defined on Urban Dictionary:


Masturbate to ejaculation and then bite at the come like a dog on a garden hose.. While dressed in clothes your mother picked out
Greg's won't be at church today, his dad caught him doing a Tucker Carlson and joined in..

Bowtie wearing pussy who used to appear on "Crossfire" representing the conservative viewpoint until Jon Stewart made him his biatch on "The Daily Show".
Tucker Carlson now has a show on MSNBC that hardly anyone watches.

Conservative pundit (with libertarian leanings) who used to co-host Crossfire. Now appearing on Dancing With The Stars or some other lame reality T.V. show. Used to wear bow ties. Compared Canada to "a retarded cousin" when he himself LOOKS like the retarded cousin.
Tucker Carlson: Canada is like my retarded cousin.
Canada: Yeah, but you look like the retarded cousin. fark off, you dancing fool.
 
2012-08-09 02:38:12 PM  
 
2012-08-09 02:39:02 PM  

pootsie: beta_plus: Harry Reid- [a]n unofficial rap sheet of alleged pederasty and sexual abuse of minors by anonymous sources that may not exist.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breath*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breath*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! !!!

/I love it when the internet left has their own weapons used against them
//Did Harry Reid rape and kill a girl in 1990?
///Hey, I'm just asking questions

Conservative humor?

Still not funny



Harry Reid hasn't come out and denied these allegations
it's important that we determine whether or not Harry Reid raped and killed a 10 year old girl in 1990
he needs to address this
 
2012-08-09 02:39:40 PM  
img.allvoices.com
 
2012-08-09 02:43:30 PM  

beta_plus: pootsie: beta_plus: Harry Reid- [a]n unofficial rap sheet of alleged pederasty and sexual abuse of minors by anonymous sources that may not exist.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breath*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breath*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! !!!

/I love it when the internet left has their own weapons used against them
//Did Harry Reid rape and kill a girl in 1990?
///Hey, I'm just asking questions

Harry Reid hasn't come out and denied these allegations

his spokesperson replied "Cute". Read into that whatever you want.
Sounds sick to me.
Maybe he had his magic underwear on too tight and he needed help?

 
2012-08-09 02:58:10 PM  

beta_plus: Harry Reid hasn't come out and denied these allegations
it's important that we determine whether or not Harry Reid raped and killed a 10 year old girl in 1990
he needs to address this


Somehow I don't think it's going to catch on.

/beta_plus: n. the most boring troll on Fark
//now go ahead and tell me how my supposed tears nourish you - it pleases me
 
2012-08-09 03:27:56 PM  
Harry Reid Is Vilified by a Press Corps That Tolerates Much Worse From the Right, " The media tolerates no end of birther nonsense and other paranoid fantasies from the right, but let Harry Reid accuse Mitt Romney of not paying his taxes and all hell breaks loose."

Bazing1980 439 points 1 day ago

Doesn't matter. These people are playing right into Reid's hands by attacking him. There's no way to substantively attack him without seeing Romneys taxes, which is what he's getting at. And in the meantime the Romney campaign is battling a Senator on his way out the door while Obama stays above the fray. This is Reids moment of mother farking genius
 
2012-08-09 03:40:26 PM  

beta_plus: //Did Harry Reid rape and kill a girl in 1990?
///Hey, I'm just asking questions


You . . . really don't understand how humor works, do you?
 
2012-08-09 03:46:01 PM  

cman: The left pushes a childish definition of Santorum, the right responds with a childish definition of Reid.

Can we be adults now, please?


Dan Savage made it work. This is 1: Forcing it. 2: Sad. 3: Not funny.

I don't have an Urban Dictionary listing, but apparently I'm a plant.
 
2012-08-09 04:07:09 PM  

cman: The left pushes a childish definition of Santorum, the right responds with a childish definition of Reid.

Can we be adults now, please?


The right are responding to Reid doing the "anonymous sources are claiming" schtick he stole from that wacky gang over at FOX and Friends that is underscoring Mitt's reluctance to share with the nation his fabulous business acumen by turning over 12 years of taxes like Obama has.

Get that part right.
 
2012-08-09 04:50:36 PM  

beta_plus: the internet left


Jesus, you guys. We need to have a meeting and elect some officials; turns out that we're some kind of group.
 
2012-08-09 04:59:57 PM  

Sabyen91: It is a comedy show.


Yeah they like to use that excuse whenever someone calls them out. To which I say- childish name calling and scatalogical humor that would make a high schooler give pause does nothing for your credibility, and turns off a lot of mature listeners.
 
2012-08-09 05:03:02 PM  

Dinki: Sabyen91: It is a comedy show.

Yeah they like to use that excuse whenever someone calls them out. To which I say- childish name calling and scatalogical humor that would make a high schooler give pause does nothing for your credibility, and turns off a lot of mature listeners.


Don't listen.
 
2012-08-09 05:06:17 PM  

Dinki: Yeah they like to use that excuse whenever someone calls them out. To which I say- childish name calling and scatalogical humor that would make a high schooler give pause does nothing for your credibility, and turns off a lot of mature listeners.


Excuse? They say it all the time. It's quite obvious in the format as well.

Anyway, you sound concerned.
 
2012-08-09 05:10:18 PM  

Dinki: not a show would go by without them making sophomoric jokes about Santorum, or mispronouncing Boehner as 'boner'


Yeah, kind of like how Rush Limbaugh mispronounced Sandra Fluke's name as "slut" for a week.
 
2012-08-09 05:42:15 PM  

The Why Not Guy: Dinki: not a show would go by without them making sophomoric jokes about Santorum, or mispronouncing Boehner as 'boner'

Yeah, kind of like how Rush Limbaugh mispronounced Sandra Fluke's name as "slut" for a week.


This man has a point

Cant beat it
 
2012-08-09 06:13:48 PM  

Weaver95: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Do they have a definition of a "Tucker" on Urban Dictionary?

dunno...but they've got one for me.


Me too.

Sounds about right.
 
2012-08-09 06:51:00 PM  

Infernalist: beta_plus: Harry Reid- [a]n unofficial rap sheet of alleged pederasty and sexual abuse of minors by anonymous sources that may not exist.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breath*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breath*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! !!!

/I love it when the internet left has their own weapons used against them
//Did Harry Reid rape and kill a girl in 1990?
///Hey, I'm just asking questions

Here's a hint: We want you talking about Reid and what he's alleging. By all means, please keep it up, at least for another 3 months.

lol


Yeah, the act that it is reminding people of is almost as bad as a Presidential candidate refusing to release his college transcripts. Completely disgusting.

/liberals just can't take a good joke at their expense
 
2012-08-09 07:03:34 PM  
I bet you if Romney is elected that he releases the rest of his tax returns sooner than Obama released his long form birth certificate into his presidency.

/still waiting on those college transcripts
//still very worried about the possible sexual crimes Harry Reid may have committed against minors
 
2012-08-09 07:07:58 PM  
Remember the "Glenn Beck raped a girl in the 1990s" thing? Glenn Beck is the one that started this about Reid. I think he was saying something like "Prove you did not rape Jerry Sandusky."
 
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