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		"When I die, I want my ashes in a bowling ball, and have it in a bag next to my father's ball" (news.yahoo.com)		35
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SpaceLord		2012-08-09 12:23:07 PM

Not in a coffee can?

AdolfOliverPanties		2012-08-09 12:25:46 PM

He wants to spend eternity in his father's ball bag?

MaxxLarge		2012-08-09 12:26:04 PM

Not impressed:

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ArgusRun		2012-08-09 12:26:35 PM

Amateur

ArgusRun		2012-08-09 12:27:15 PM

Dammit

jmadisonbiii		2012-08-09 12:28:05 PM

When I die, let my ashes float down the Green River

Private_Citizen		2012-08-09 12:28:19 PM

Two balls in a sack.... this nuts story reminds me of something.

stonicus		2012-08-09 12:34:05 PM

tonguedepressor		2012-08-09 12:39:01 PM

Uhmm..No Anchovies Please.

/Goddamn relatively obscure!

Madame Psychosis		2012-08-09 12:39:58 PM

came for Mystery Men reference, leaving satisfied

MoronLessOff		2012-08-09 12:40:26 PM

Done in 3.

tonguedepressor		2012-08-09 12:49:14 PM

tonguedepressor: Uhmm..No Anchovies Please.

/Goddamn relatively obscure!

Actually this falls into moderately obscure even for usually adept Farkers/ettes

Gonad the Ballbarian		2012-08-09 12:52:12 PM

I want one of these...

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tonguedepressor		2012-08-09 12:52:41 PM

heheh...I can taste the stumpathy and apathy..!!

mmmmmmm..delish!

SoupJohnB		2012-08-09 12:53:18 PM

I'd have to mark that a zero...

Relatively Obscure		2012-08-09 12:53:59 PM

MaxxLarge: Not impressed:

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ArgusRun: Amateur
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Exactly what I thought of. I knew I'd be too late.

Relatively Obscure		2012-08-09 12:54:35 PM

tonguedepressor: Uhmm..No Anchovies Please.

/Goddamn relatively obscure!

Wait, what?

ArgusRun		2012-08-09 12:57:24 PM

tonguedepressor: tonguedepressor: Uhmm..No Anchovies Please.

/Goddamn relatively obscure!

Actually this falls into moderately obscure even for usually adept Farkers/ettes

Unless they're from Portland, Maine.

Day_Old_Dutchie		2012-08-09 01:00:08 PM

Gonad the Ballbarian: I want one of these...

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MADBALLS!

tonguedepressor		2012-08-09 01:00:17 PM

ArgusRun: tonguedepressor: tonguedepressor: Uhmm..No Anchovies Please.

/Goddamn relatively obscure!

Actually this falls into moderately obscure even for usually adept Farkers/ettes

Unless they're from Portland, Maine.

*DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* You Sir are most definitely obscure!

tonguedepressor		2012-08-09 01:03:09 PM

Relatively Obscure: tonguedepressor: Uhmm..No Anchovies Please.

/Goddamn relatively obscure!

Wait, what?

Heh, couldn't have been the first time thats happened. Still what're the odds..

Hermione_Granger		2012-08-09 01:12:33 PM

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MaxxLarge		2012-08-09 01:40:44 PM

tonguedepressor: Uhmm..No Anchovies Please.

/Goddamn relatively obscure!

"It doesn't take a genius to know the difference between chicken shiat and chicken salad."

/ruined my parents' turntable

slayer199		2012-08-09 01:40:58 PM

MaxxLarge: Not impressed:

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I came her for The Bowler from Mystery Men reference...leaving doubly satisfied since there were 2 within 30 seconds.

fireclown		2012-08-09 01:55:19 PM

MaxxLarge: Not impressed:

Ah, back in the days where I still had a love/hate thing for Garafalo.

tonguedepressor		2012-08-09 01:55:54 PM

MaxxLarge: tonguedepressor: Uhmm..No Anchovies Please.

/Goddamn relatively obscure!

"It doesn't take a genius to know the difference between chicken shiat and chicken salad."

/ruined my parents' turntable

LOL!! You sir are UBERscure!

GoldDude		2012-08-09 02:32:37 PM

MaxxLarge: Not impressed:

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The Blue Raja: Sorry, but am I to understand you've inserted your father's skull inside of that ball for bowling?
The Bowler: No, the guy at the pro shop did it.

Hermione_Granger		2012-08-09 02:44:37 PM

Mine is so obscure as to be unheard of except by me and Garrison Keilor.

So there : )

Prattle Assassin		2012-08-09 03:20:36 PM

MaxxLarge & GoldDude: Not impressed:

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The Blue Raja: Sorry, but am I to understand you've inserted your father's skull inside of that ball for bowling?
The Bowler: No, the guy at the pro shop did it.

Strolled by this thread in hopes of this sort of thing. Thanks to you both.

/I want to have water added to my ashes and have kids do a finger painting.

//OK; now I'm going back to grad school. THAT was the arrangement.

bill4935		2012-08-09 03:25:59 PM

I know there's a lot of flak aimed at Mystery Men (for being an overproduced indie script with f/x budget like Michael Bay's Channel Island bank account) and even more aimed at Garofolo (for being more strident than a case of chewing gum) but I would have watched the HELL out of her as The Bowler in her own movie.

/Just kill Mr. Furious in the first reel, is all I'm asking.
//You'd hardly believe me when I tell you that she was the Ellen Page of the early 90s.

doubled99		2012-08-09 03:44:38 PM

bill4935

2012-08-09 03:25:59 PM

I know there's a lot of flak aimed at Mystery Men (for being an overproduced indie script with f/x budget like Michael Bay's Channel Island bank account) and even more aimed at Garofolo (for being more strident than a case of chewing gum) but I would have watched the HELL out of her as The Bowler in her own movie.

/Just kill Mr. Furious in the first reel, is all I'm asking.
//You'd hardly believe me when I tell you that she was the Ellen Page of the early 90s.

Oh come on. The very concept of Mr Furious was hilarious. Maybe not as much so as a guy who's only invisible if no one's looking at him, but definitely better than a chick with a ghostly bowling ball.

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-08-09 05:12:49 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves		2012-08-09 05:17:18 PM

Relatively Obscure: tonguedepressor: Uhmm..No Anchovies Please.

/Goddamn relatively obscure!

Wait, what?

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

kdawg7736		2012-08-09 05:27:25 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: [cache.kotaku.com image 701x540]

Bowling! get your bowling!

brantgoose		2012-08-10 01:59:37 AM

That's what I thought too. Why just your ashes? If your head is small enough, you could put it into a bowling ball and your friends and family will always be able to look at your grinning face when they bowl and think of how much you liked to bowl, or grin, or possibly both.

Personally, I want to be cremated and have my ashes thrown into the faces of obnoxious people. Maybe mixed with a little salt. Then again, if you put me in bowling balls, I could do some real damage to obnoxious people. Or I could roll out of over-packed closets with comical effect on the likes of Dick van Dyke and Fred Flintstone.

Yep, kids. Your Daddy was a rolling stone. In fact, there he goes now, still rollin', rollin', rollin'. We should never have put him in that shopping cart. He's off to the Shopping Cart Graveyard, which is apparently at the bottom of the curvature of the Earth. Nobody knows where that is, but they must all go somewhere, like elephants, to die.

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