brantgoose: The thing about cows is that they can climb up staircases, but they can't climb down staircases.
Dadoo: I can certainly relate to that.When I lived in Arizona, I had a bunch of gay friends, and I would go out to gay bars with them, occasionally. Apparently, they thought I was seriously hot-looking (too bad the same wasn't true for women) and though I did expect a few advances (after all, I was at a gay bar), I was surprised at how aggressive they were. Gave me a new appreciation for what women at nightclubs have to tolerate.
brap: Get with the program Ferdinand, moo means moo.
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