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(UPI)   Cow climbs five floors to escape amorous bull. I think we can all relate on some level   (upi.com) divider line 19
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2012-08-09 11:44:41 AM
7 votes:
Get with the program Ferdinand, moo means moo.
2012-08-09 02:16:49 PM
4 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

'Stampeding cattle', that's not much of a crime.

Through the Vatican?

Kinky...
2012-08-09 01:53:13 PM
3 votes:
animated-gifs.org
2012-08-09 01:32:21 PM
3 votes:

brantgoose: The thing about cows is that they can climb up staircases, but they can't climb down staircases.


Typical. Won't go down without some kind of special treatment.
2012-08-09 03:06:59 PM
2 votes:

Dadoo: I can certainly relate to that.

When I lived in Arizona, I had a bunch of gay friends, and I would go out to gay bars with them, occasionally. Apparently, they thought I was seriously hot-looking (too bad the same wasn't true for women) and though I did expect a few advances (after all, I was at a gay bar), I was surprised at how aggressive they were. Gave me a new appreciation for what women at nightclubs have to tolerate.


So tell us, what was the walk of shame like the next morning?
2012-08-09 02:21:18 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-08-09 01:32:21 PM
2 votes:
But the bull is such a nice guy! Why doesn't the cow want him? She probably gravitates naturally to the jerks, because that's what females do. They love jerks who'll mistreat them. This bull would never have mistreated her. He'd have given her everything she every wanted, wait on her hoof and hoof, and never ever hit her. He chased her up five stories so she'd literally be on a pedestal where he could admire her. Why doesn't she like that? Why doesn't she want him?

Stupid cow.

Oh well. Eventually she'll come around. He just needs to bide his time...
2012-08-09 01:24:49 PM
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-08-09 01:24:20 PM
2 votes:
Why don't we take the elevator and fark them all?
2012-08-09 01:22:39 PM
2 votes:
It seems a little self serving subby, posting an article about your mom. I hope she enjoys her 15 minutes of fame.
2012-08-09 02:20:41 PM
1 votes:
Relevant story headline below article:

"Study: Stressed men prefer bigger women"
2012-08-09 02:14:09 PM
1 votes:
farm1.staticflickr.com

/they'll leave the lantern on fer ya
2012-08-09 01:58:08 PM
1 votes:
Go home, Zeus, you're drunk again.
2012-08-09 01:46:57 PM
1 votes:

Dadoo: I can certainly relate to that.

When I lived in Arizona, I had a bunch of gay friends, and I would go out to gay bars with them, occasionally. Apparently, they thought I was seriously hot-looking (too bad the same wasn't true for women) and though I did expect a few advances (after all, I was at a gay bar), I was surprised at how aggressive they were. Gave me a new appreciation for what women at nightclubs have to tolerate.


might as well sign up for the employment at the steel mill. cause you appear to be a RAGING homosexual.
2012-08-09 01:28:37 PM
1 votes:
Amorous? How about lustful?
2012-08-09 01:26:12 PM
1 votes:

brap: Get with the program Ferdinand, moo means moo.


Someone needs to steer him straight.
2012-08-09 01:20:12 PM
1 votes:
When-a the moon hits your eye
like a big pizza-pie
that's a-mmmoooooooomMOOOOOOOOOOOOO MMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!



MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2012-08-09 01:15:06 PM
1 votes:
The bull obviously wasn't red, or it'd have wings...
2012-08-09 12:55:53 PM
1 votes:
You have to climb higher than that to get away from the bull in the politics threads
 
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