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(UPI)   Cow climbs five floors to escape amorous bull. I think we can all relate on some level   (upi.com) divider line 7
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2012-08-09 01:41:47 PM  
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I can certainly relate to that.

When I lived in Arizona, I had a bunch of gay friends, and I would go out to gay bars with them, occasionally. Apparently, they thought I was seriously hot-looking (too bad the same wasn't true for women) and though I did expect a few advances (after all, I was at a gay bar), I was surprised at how aggressive they were. Gave me a new appreciation for what women at nightclubs have to tolerate.
2012-08-09 01:32:21 PM  
2 votes:

brantgoose: The thing about cows is that they can climb up staircases, but they can't climb down staircases.


Typical. Won't go down without some kind of special treatment.
2012-08-09 02:21:18 PM  
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i.imgur.com
2012-08-09 02:14:09 PM  
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farm1.staticflickr.com

/they'll leave the lantern on fer ya
2012-08-09 01:46:57 PM  
1 votes:

Dadoo: I can certainly relate to that.

When I lived in Arizona, I had a bunch of gay friends, and I would go out to gay bars with them, occasionally. Apparently, they thought I was seriously hot-looking (too bad the same wasn't true for women) and though I did expect a few advances (after all, I was at a gay bar), I was surprised at how aggressive they were. Gave me a new appreciation for what women at nightclubs have to tolerate.


might as well sign up for the employment at the steel mill. cause you appear to be a RAGING homosexual.
2012-08-09 01:32:21 PM  
1 votes:
But the bull is such a nice guy! Why doesn't the cow want him? She probably gravitates naturally to the jerks, because that's what females do. They love jerks who'll mistreat them. This bull would never have mistreated her. He'd have given her everything she every wanted, wait on her hoof and hoof, and never ever hit her. He chased her up five stories so she'd literally be on a pedestal where he could admire her. Why doesn't she like that? Why doesn't she want him?

Stupid cow.

Oh well. Eventually she'll come around. He just needs to bide his time...
2012-08-09 11:44:41 AM  
1 votes:
Get with the program Ferdinand, moo means moo.
 
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