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(UPI)   Cow climbs five floors to escape amorous bull. I think we can all relate on some level   (upi.com) divider line 55
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2012-08-09 11:44:41 AM
Get with the program Ferdinand, moo means moo.
 
2012-08-09 12:55:53 PM
You have to climb higher than that to get away from the bull in the politics threads
 
2012-08-09 01:15:06 PM
The bull obviously wasn't red, or it'd have wings...
 
2012-08-09 01:18:54 PM
because all women think of themselves as cows right?
 
2012-08-09 01:20:12 PM
When-a the moon hits your eye
like a big pizza-pie
that's a-mmmoooooooomMOOOOOOOOOOOOO MMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!



MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2012-08-09 01:22:39 PM
It seems a little self serving subby, posting an article about your mom. I hope she enjoys her 15 minutes of fame.
 
2012-08-09 01:24:20 PM
Why don't we take the elevator and fark them all?
 
2012-08-09 01:24:49 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-09 01:26:12 PM

brap: Get with the program Ferdinand, moo means moo.


Someone needs to steer him straight.
 
2012-08-09 01:27:18 PM
Was it 2 a.m.? That bull was desperate for some tail.
 
2012-08-09 01:28:37 PM
Amorous? How about lustful?
 
2012-08-09 01:29:31 PM
thebullshitbusters.com
 
2012-08-09 01:30:42 PM

phlegmmo: brap: Get with the program Ferdinand, moo means moo.

Someone needs to steer him straight.


He should know that a man has to treat a lady with respect, not like some piece of meat.
 
2012-08-09 01:31:05 PM
The thing about cows is that they can climb up staircases, but they can't climb down staircases. She may have escaped the bull, but chances are good that she's going to meet Mr. Chainsaw unless she chose a building with one of those rope and pulley systems for putting barrels and comically precarious grand pianos into the attic.

Cow removal is an expensive and specialized business. You don't usually get much call for it where there are five story buildings.
 
2012-08-09 01:32:21 PM
But the bull is such a nice guy! Why doesn't the cow want him? She probably gravitates naturally to the jerks, because that's what females do. They love jerks who'll mistreat them. This bull would never have mistreated her. He'd have given her everything she every wanted, wait on her hoof and hoof, and never ever hit her. He chased her up five stories so she'd literally be on a pedestal where he could admire her. Why doesn't she like that? Why doesn't she want him?

Stupid cow.

Oh well. Eventually she'll come around. He just needs to bide his time...
 
2012-08-09 01:32:21 PM

brantgoose: The thing about cows is that they can climb up staircases, but they can't climb down staircases.


Typical. Won't go down without some kind of special treatment.
 
2012-08-09 01:35:27 PM

brantgoose: The thing about cows is that they can climb up staircases, but they can't climb down staircases. She may have escaped the bull, but chances are good that she's going to meet Mr. Chainsaw knife unless she chose a building with one of those rope and pulley systems for putting barrels and comically precarious grand pianos into the attic.

Cow removal is an expensive and specialized business. You don't usually get much call for it where there are five story buildings.


images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-08-09 01:39:49 PM

ChrisDe: Was it 2 a.m.?


Maybe his connection was tired of taking chances.
 
2012-08-09 01:41:47 PM
I can certainly relate to that.

When I lived in Arizona, I had a bunch of gay friends, and I would go out to gay bars with them, occasionally. Apparently, they thought I was seriously hot-looking (too bad the same wasn't true for women) and though I did expect a few advances (after all, I was at a gay bar), I was surprised at how aggressive they were. Gave me a new appreciation for what women at nightclubs have to tolerate.
 
2012-08-09 01:43:41 PM
Unavailable for comment:

fringepedia.net

/leaving this here along with my Nerd Card for missing this in the PTSD thread
 
2012-08-09 01:45:47 PM
Similarly...
 
2012-08-09 01:46:57 PM

Dadoo: I can certainly relate to that.

When I lived in Arizona, I had a bunch of gay friends, and I would go out to gay bars with them, occasionally. Apparently, they thought I was seriously hot-looking (too bad the same wasn't true for women) and though I did expect a few advances (after all, I was at a gay bar), I was surprised at how aggressive they were. Gave me a new appreciation for what women at nightclubs have to tolerate.


might as well sign up for the employment at the steel mill. cause you appear to be a RAGING homosexual.
 
2012-08-09 01:53:13 PM
animated-gifs.org
 
2012-08-09 01:53:42 PM
Would you stop it i'm trying to eat !!!

/she sounds fat
 
2012-08-09 01:57:43 PM

Bingledak: Would you stop it i'm trying to eat !!!

/she sounds fat


and bald. i bet she's a goat. a billy goat
 
2012-08-09 01:58:08 PM
Go home, Zeus, you're drunk again.
 
2012-08-09 02:03:27 PM
"Cows are strange animals."

/Wayside School never did fall down.
 
2012-08-09 02:14:09 PM
farm1.staticflickr.com

/they'll leave the lantern on fer ya
 
2012-08-09 02:14:55 PM
Isn't this a repeat from 23 threads ago?
 
2012-08-09 02:16:06 PM

Evil Mackerel: Isn't this a repeat from 23 threads ago?


Your mom was a repeat when I did her last week, but you didn't hear me complaining.
 
2012-08-09 02:16:27 PM
This thread is so bad, it's good. One might even say it delivers.

t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-08-09 02:16:49 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

'Stampeding cattle', that's not much of a crime.

Through the Vatican?

Kinky...
 
2012-08-09 02:20:23 PM

Dadoo: I can certainly relate to that.

When I lived in Arizona, I had a bunch of gay friends, and I would go out to gay bars with them, occasionally. Apparently, they thought I was seriously hot-looking (too bad the same wasn't true for women) and though I did expect a few advances (after all, I was at a gay bar), I was surprised at how aggressive they were. Gave me a new appreciation for what women at nightclubs have to tolerate.


I'm just gonna leave this alone.
 
2012-08-09 02:20:41 PM
Relevant story headline below article:

"Study: Stressed men prefer bigger women"
 
2012-08-09 02:21:18 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-09 02:21:34 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: Evil Mackerel: Isn't this a repeat from 23 threads ago?

Your mom was a repeat when I did her last week, but you didn't hear me complaining.


Nor should you, shes 81 and has had 10 kids.
 
2012-08-09 02:29:11 PM

enricofermi: Relevant story headline below article:

"Study: Stressed men prefer bigger women"


Relevant thread.
 
2012-08-09 02:39:52 PM
I can relate to that on all levels.
 
2012-08-09 03:06:59 PM

Dadoo: I can certainly relate to that.

When I lived in Arizona, I had a bunch of gay friends, and I would go out to gay bars with them, occasionally. Apparently, they thought I was seriously hot-looking (too bad the same wasn't true for women) and though I did expect a few advances (after all, I was at a gay bar), I was surprised at how aggressive they were. Gave me a new appreciation for what women at nightclubs have to tolerate.


So tell us, what was the walk of shame like the next morning?
 
2012-08-09 03:35:36 PM
This story is worthless without picture of cow and said bull. I need pictures!
 
2012-08-09 03:38:52 PM
I can definitely understand the cows feelings. I felt the same way towards the end of my marriage with my Ex-cow.

She wouldn't be able to climb 5 stories either...
 
2012-08-09 03:42:56 PM

headncloudz: This story is worthless without picture of cow and said bull. I need pictures!


www.spikednation.com
 
2012-08-09 04:04:36 PM

Dadoo: When I lived in Arizona, I had a bunch of gay friends, and I would go out to gay bars with them, occasionally. Apparently, they thought I was seriously hot-looking (too bad the same wasn't true for women) and though I did expect a few advances (after all, I was at a gay bar), I was surprised at how aggressive they were. Gave me a new appreciation for what women at nightclubs have to tolerate.


I've been in a similar situation by going out with one of my friends. One quick thing I learned by watching the bar is you are fair game if you set foot on the dance floor, groped and violated it didn't matter if you were a guy or girl. Also noticed that many girls in there liked to flash their tits. Hit on by guys all night especially my bartender, he expressed his desires for me multiple times and gave me insanely strong drinks but at the time I was an alcoholic so that was a plus. For someone with low self esteem it might be good for the ego boost alone to feel wanted by someone, the gays respected my space (I'm straight), the drag show was amusing and it was a rather enjoyable bar.
 
2012-08-09 04:05:54 PM
The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Andy - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.
 
2012-08-09 04:12:44 PM
"Cows ain't got no 'down' genes"

/ now *that's* obscure, even for Fark
 
2012-08-09 04:16:39 PM

walstib: "Cows ain't got no 'down' genes"

/ now *that's* obscure, even for Fark


Depends if you are talking about Hill Street Blues or not. If you are not, then you got me.
 
2012-08-09 04:40:01 PM

walstib: "Cows ain't got no 'down' genes"

/ now *that's* obscure, even for Fark


If you want "down" jeans, you gotta hang around college girls.

Giggity.

/We are all frightened and horny.
 
2012-08-09 04:41:44 PM

probesport: walstib: "Cows ain't got no 'down' genes"

/ now *that's* obscure, even for Fark

Depends if you are talking about Hill Street Blues or not. If you are not, then you got me.


Excellent! The episode where Mick Belker found a stolen cow in an apartment building.

/ now get off my lawn
 
2012-08-09 05:18:30 PM

walstib: probesport: walstib: "Cows ain't got no 'down' genes"

/ now *that's* obscure, even for Fark

Depends if you are talking about Hill Street Blues or not. If you are not, then you got me.

Excellent! The episode where Mick Belker found a stolen cow in an apartment building.

/ now get off my lawn


I swear to god this is the dorkiest site ever.

I love you guys!
 
2012-08-09 05:26:04 PM

walstib: probesport: walstib: "Cows ain't got no 'down' genes"

/ now *that's* obscure, even for Fark

Depends if you are talking about Hill Street Blues or not. If you are not, then you got me.

Excellent! The episode where Mick Belker found a stolen cow in an apartment building.

/ now get off my lawn


Oh stoppit, I am actually watching Hill Street Blues right now! I downloaded the whole series - Great TV. Current show S02E13, Zen and the Art of Law Enforcement.

/Didn't get to watch them the first time around. It was on band night.
 
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