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		Recently discovered sect sells out and gains mainstream exposure. You've probably never heard of them. I liked them back when they were still underground (guardian.co.uk)		61
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NutznGum		2012-08-09 01:38:16 PM

CHUDS!

Pray 4 Mojo		2012-08-09 01:38:46 PM

Butt Sects?

Fano		2012-08-09 01:39:10 PM

The Tomorrow People or Sleestaks?

SonOfSpam		2012-08-09 01:39:57 PM

NutznGum: CHUDS!

Damn, beat me to it. Over in one.

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-08-09 01:42:29 PM

was it the above ground normal road??

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stonicus		2012-08-09 01:44:26 PM

Their vault wasn't supposed to be opened yet!

Coelacanth		2012-08-09 01:44:49 PM

My headline was funnier: Moleslims.

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I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros		2012-08-09 01:48:55 PM

An underground sect? Are they ruled by Batman's butler?

retarded		2012-08-09 01:49:06 PM

Coelacanth: My headline was funnier: Moleslims.

Pretty funny, actually.

HotWingConspiracy		2012-08-09 01:49:25 PM

give me doughnuts		2012-08-09 01:53:16 PM

I wonder how long it will take the local Muslim population to kill them all for their heresy.

brap		2012-08-09 01:53:19 PM

No surprise, everybody knows that sects sells.

minoridiot		2012-08-09 01:53:47 PM

Sounds like the Russian version of Branch Davidian.

Dr. Goldshnoz		2012-08-09 01:54:42 PM

Coelacanth: Moleslims.

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MBooda		2012-08-09 01:54:50 PM

Buttsects?

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-08-09 01:55:14 PM

give me doughnuts: I wonder how long it will take the local Muslim population to kill them all for their heresy.

muslim backwards is milsum.

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Pray 4 Mojo		2012-08-09 01:55:38 PM

Coelacanth: My headline was funnier: Moleslims.

Yes... yes it was.

Sleazy_as_Pie		2012-08-09 01:56:29 PM

"...sect sells..."

That's what I've always heard anyway.

ElFugawz		2012-08-09 01:58:43 PM

According to the Russian website Islam News, Mr Sattarov, 83, declared himself an Islamic prophet in the mid-1960s after interpreting sparks from a trolleybus cable as a divine light from God. (BBC)

BlueFalconPunch		2012-08-09 02:13:06 PM

Bane?

numbone		2012-08-09 02:16:03 PM

You basement dwellers are pure amateurs compared to this bunch.

toraque		2012-08-09 02:17:39 PM

Well, there's no sects like secret religious sects with children!

Wait, you want me to sit where?

JesusJuice		2012-08-09 02:22:24 PM

Since when is it news to find vermin living in basements?

DocTravesty		2012-08-09 02:37:16 PM

Coalescents?

Madbassist1		2012-08-09 02:39:05 PM

Dr. Goldshnoz: Coelacanth: Moleslims.

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what..the...fark is that???

dantanner		2012-08-09 02:49:30 PM

A good sect. All muslims should do likewise.

Half Right		2012-08-09 03:02:14 PM

Coelacanth: My headline was funnier: Moleslims.

You win.
/Still giggling.

CheekyMonkey		2012-08-09 03:02:35 PM

So, District 13 is Muslims?

Half Right		2012-08-09 03:05:45 PM

DocTravesty: Coalescents?

You know, I love much of Stephen Baxter's stuff, but there's something about that book in particular that rubbed me the wrong way. Really didn't like it.

uber humper		2012-08-09 03:07:45 PM

GIS'd for "mole people". Even more appropriate than expected.

Not that GIS'ing on mole people is ever, really, that appropriate.

Allen. The end.		2012-08-09 03:08:34 PM

What the hell?

also, what was their vault number?

BR549		2012-08-09 03:08:50 PM

.....and they should farkin' STAY underground, and take the rest with them.

bjorky		2012-08-09 03:10:44 PM

xxmedium		2012-08-09 03:11:05 PM

Coelacanth: My headline was funnier: Moleslims.

Well done. Tried to work the Morlock angle but I just couldn't get there.

ArcadianRefugee		2012-08-09 03:12:58 PM

CHUDS? Vault? You people are thinking the wrong continent.

The last time people lived underground near Kazan, Horrors roamed the land.

illannoyin		2012-08-09 03:15:11 PM

SPLITTERS!!!

cwheelie		2012-08-09 03:15:27 PM

xxmedium		2012-08-09 03:17:47 PM

Also...

Langdon Alger		2012-08-09 03:24:18 PM

Morlocks

Madbassist1		2012-08-09 03:33:19 PM

xxmedium: Coelacanth: My headline was funnier: Moleslims.

Well done. Tried to work the Morlock angle but I just couldn't get there.

seconded.

El Brujo		2012-08-09 03:54:40 PM

Imagine the smell in there.

digitalrain		2012-08-09 04:12:44 PM

Sects and violins!

hdhale		2012-08-09 04:27:42 PM

minoridiot: Sounds like the Russian version of Branch Davidian.

I too was waiting to read that Janet Reno had burned them out of their bunker because agents on the scene were bored.

give me doughnuts		2012-08-09 04:59:20 PM

minoridiot: Sounds like the Russian version of Branch Davidian.

Except these guys didn't set their bunker on fire.

KrispyKritter		2012-08-09 05:00:17 PM

hotlink

Inflatable Rhetoric		2012-08-09 05:02:00 PM

ElFugawz: According to the Russian website Islam News, Mr Sattarov, 83, declared himself an Islamic prophet in the mid-1960s after interpreting sparks from a trolleybus cable as a divine light from God. (BBC)

Just when you think religion can't be any crazier.

Religion = Superstition + $$$$$ usually, but not always apparently

Gyrfalcon		2012-08-09 06:34:07 PM

Why is there an automatic assumption some of the children "might" have been abused? Is it an immediate thought that "weird religious cult" = child abuse?

Also, how are the kids going to manage in daylight if they've never seen the sun? Are they going to become vampires?

Krieghund		2012-08-09 06:51:34 PM

Gyrfalcon: Why is there an automatic assumption some of the children "might" have been abused? Is it an immediate thought that "weird religious cult" = child abuse?

Also, how are the kids going to manage in daylight if they've never seen the sun? Are they going to become vampires?

Maybe because the last time authorities found kids who had spent their whole life in an underground bunker, they were the result of their dad/grandpa keeping their mother/sister in a rape dungeon?

Meatybrain		2012-08-09 07:07:43 PM

give me doughnuts: minoridiot: Sounds like the Russian version of Branch Davidian.

Except these guys didn't set their bunker on fire.

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