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(Political Wire)   Able to recognize a steaming pile when they see one, Scotts Miracle-Gro endorses Romney   (politicalwire.com) divider line 21
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2012-08-09 12:29:52 PM
Ok, that's funny.
 
2012-08-09 12:46:18 PM
I guess we're going to see more and more of this now that "Corporations are People."
 
2012-08-09 01:21:01 PM
Great Scotts, but will he continue to walk the party lime?
 
2012-08-09 01:53:30 PM
My lawn and garden aren't brown and dead because of the heat wave and drought, its because I'm boycotting miracle-gro!
 
2012-08-09 01:54:56 PM
What? Why?
 
2012-08-09 01:55:17 PM
nonadventures.com
 
2012-08-09 01:58:13 PM

vernonFL: My lawn and garden aren't brown and dead because of the heat wave and drought, its because I'm boycotting miracle-gro!


What is this "lawn" you speak of???

i457.photobucket.com

All done without a single drop of "Miracle Gro". And the grass that is there is greener than just about everyone else's grass on my block. Hell, my neighbor said "fark it, I'm putting in a sprinkler system and redoing my grass, so his front lawn is dead grass with chunks of dirt spread all over it at the moment.
 
2012-08-09 02:00:39 PM
Well, they lost my business. Their stuff works okay, but I'm not going to send money to a company that I know is actively working to harm America.
 
2012-08-09 02:01:50 PM
I don't understand why you'd do this, as a corporation.

You just pissed off half the electorate. Where's the value in that?
 
2012-08-09 02:03:10 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Well, they lost my business. Their stuff works okay, but I'm not going to send money to a company that I know is actively working to harm America.


Exactly. A *LOT* of people will say this, and if they gave Obama $200k, the other half of the population would say the same thing!

You sell dirt. Why the hell make your dirt political?
 
2012-08-09 02:03:40 PM

meat0918: vernonFL: My lawn and garden aren't brown and dead because of the heat wave and drought, its because I'm boycotting miracle-gro!

What is this "lawn" you speak of???

[i457.photobucket.com image 720x482]
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Wow, that is really nice. I was kidding of course. We have a lawn, its not brown, we don't use fertilizer, but it isn't 1/100 as nice as that. Kudos.
 
2012-08-09 02:03:58 PM
Shame about your business.
 
2012-08-09 02:04:40 PM

what_now: I don't understand why you'd do this, as a corporation.

You just pissed off half the electorate. Where's the value in that?


See what happened at the chicken place. RECORD SALES! for a day. Now watch as chik-fil-a has lower than average sales in the coming months as people that were bandwagon supporters stop dropping by and those that won't eat there anymore continue their boycott.

So basically, short term profit at the expense of long term stability.
 
2012-08-09 02:08:05 PM

meat0918: vernonFL: My lawn and garden aren't brown and dead because of the heat wave and drought, its because I'm boycotting miracle-gro!

What is this "lawn" you speak of???



All done without a single drop of "Miracle Gro". And the grass that is there is greener than just about everyone else's grass on my block. Hell, my neighbor said "fark it, I'm putting in a sprinkler system and redoing my grass, so his front lawn is dead grass with chunks of dirt spread all over it at the moment.


Must be in Seattle... clicks ... close, but I didn't stick the landing.

/how can the hell can your neighbor not have green after this summer?
 
2012-08-09 02:11:06 PM

deadcrickets: [nonadventures.com image 647x980]


The panels-to-humor ratio in that comic is pretty low.
 
2012-08-09 02:13:28 PM

vernonFL: meat0918: vernonFL: My lawn and garden aren't brown and dead because of the heat wave and drought, its because I'm boycotting miracle-gro!

What is this "lawn" you speak of???

[i457.photobucket.com image 720x482]
.

Wow, that is really nice. I was kidding of course. We have a lawn, its not brown, we don't use fertilizer, but it isn't 1/100 as nice as that. Kudos.


Thanks, I should probably stop AWing my front yard now.

whither_apophis: Must be in Seattle... clicks ... close, but I didn't stick the landing.

/how can the hell can your neighbor not have green after this summer?


He stopped watering it, and obviously didn't use Scott's Lawn Care on it.

He said he's going to got a line on some Diazinon to get rid of his cranefly problem. Oddly, I don't have that problem(ok, I don't have as much grass so it's not as inviting to them). You couldn't have a bigger difference in approaches to yard care than between him and my wife.
 
2012-08-09 03:42:48 PM

MacEnvy: deadcrickets: [nonadventures.com image 647x980]

The panels-to-humor ratio in that comic is pretty low.

De gustibus non est disputandum

. It's one of my favorite strips.
 
2012-08-09 04:11:44 PM
That's weird. Scott's advertises on the local liberal talk radio station.
 
2012-08-09 04:13:25 PM

meat0918: vernonFL: My lawn and garden aren't brown and dead because of the heat wave and drought, its because I'm boycotting miracle-gro!

What is this "lawn" you speak of???

[i457.photobucket.com image 720x482]

All done without a single drop of "Miracle Gro". And the grass that is there is greener than just about everyone else's grass on my block. Hell, my neighbor said "fark it, I'm putting in a sprinkler system and redoing my grass, so his front lawn is dead grass with chunks of dirt spread all over it at the moment.


That's awesome!!!1!!!

Scott's, get off my lawn!

Don't have one, really, sort of a wilder version of the garden above.
 
2012-08-09 04:41:42 PM

what_now: I don't understand why you'd do this, as a corporation.

You just pissed off half the electorate. Where's the value in that?


They're trying to get some of that sweet Chick-Fil-A money.
 
2012-08-09 06:45:38 PM

whither_apophis: meat0918: vernonFL: My lawn and garden aren't brown and dead because of the heat wave and drought, its because I'm boycotting miracle-gro!

What is this "lawn" you speak of???



All done without a single drop of "Miracle Gro". And the grass that is there is greener than just about everyone else's grass on my block. Hell, my neighbor said "fark it, I'm putting in a sprinkler system and redoing my grass, so his front lawn is dead grass with chunks of dirt spread all over it at the moment.

Must be in Seattle... clicks ... close, but I didn't stick the landing.

/how can the hell can your neighbor not have green after this summer?


Haha....thought the same thing. I miss the Pac NW for the landscaping. On the rare cool day here in Virginia, I'll get in the mood, only to watch everything whither under 100 degree weather a week later.
 
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