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(Mirror.co.uk)   Why is another woman touching Megan Fox's boobs as she stands in her underwear? Who cares???   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 49
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2012-08-09 10:44:33 AM
I suppose I haven't been keeping up on my Megan Fox news, but I thought she was knocked up.

I see no evidence of that in those pics.

/in before toe thumbs!
 
2012-08-09 10:54:22 AM
Megan Fox? I guess she does.
 
2012-08-09 11:40:43 AM

Tor_Eckman: I suppose I haven't been keeping up on my Megan Fox news, but I thought she was knocked up.

I see no evidence of that in those pics.

/in before toe thumbs!



The movie was originally set to be released back in early June, so I'd guess they wrapped principle photography well before her pregnancy.
 
2012-08-09 11:48:45 AM
I don't understand the British tabloid obsession with Megan Fox.
 
2012-08-09 12:11:42 PM
Why is she not in porn yet?
 
2012-08-09 12:43:32 PM

ThatGuyGreg: Why is she not in porn yet?


Probably because of her toe thumbs.
 
2012-08-09 12:44:46 PM

ThatGuyGreg: Why is she not in porn yet?


Probably hasn't blown through that Transformers next egg yet.

Soon...
 
2012-08-09 12:45:28 PM

Pincy: ThatGuyGreg: Why is she not in porn yet?

Probably because of her toe thumbs.


she can do a "thumbing" video, kinda like fisting, only using toe thumbs
 
2012-08-09 12:46:03 PM
Nest egg, even.
 
2012-08-09 12:51:20 PM
Not hot. Too skinny. Nasty tattoos. Toe thumbs. Transformers sucked. There, we're done.
 
2012-08-09 12:54:08 PM
Came here to see boob touching. Leaving disappointed. I has a sad.
 
2012-08-09 12:54:22 PM

DubyaHater: Not hot. Too skinny. Nasty tattoos. Toe thumbs. Transformers sucked. There, we're done.


you mad bro? plus, that baby of yours, did you push that out your mangina? I kid, I kid :)
 
2012-08-09 12:57:20 PM
I'm not going to lie - I don't find her that attractive. I'm not saying I'd kick her out of bed for eating crackers, I'm just saying that I don't like the look she's going for (tattoos, kinda trashy, etc). I'm much more into the...Kristen Bell look.

(Seriously, women are beautiful as they are. Tattoos are just gilding the lily.)
 
2012-08-09 12:59:25 PM
Jesus farking Christ the toe thumb thing is the dumbest shiat I have ever heard.
 
2012-08-09 01:01:40 PM

DubyaHater: Not hot. Too skinny. Nasty tattoos. Toe thumbs. Transformers sucked. There, we're done.


Underwear doesn't match either.
 
2012-08-09 01:06:27 PM

Sybarite: Tor_Eckman: I suppose I haven't been keeping up on my Megan Fox news, but I thought she was knocked up.

I see no evidence of that in those pics.

/in before toe thumbs!


The movie was originally set to be released back in early June, so I'd guess they wrapped principle photography well before her pregnancy.


Evidence

i.huffpost.com

I wonder if the kid will have poorly thought out tats?
 
2012-08-09 01:06:53 PM

Farkn Yaj Yenrac: Jesus farking Christ the toe thumb thing is the dumbest shiat I have ever heard.


I have looked at her thumbs, and mine look almost like that. But no one has ever gazed at my hands in horror. Sometimes people even let me touch them.
 
2012-08-09 01:10:19 PM

cryinoutloud: Farkn Yaj Yenrac: Jesus farking Christ the toe thumb thing is the dumbest shiat I have ever heard.

I have looked at her thumbs, and mine look almost like that. But no one has ever gazed at my hands in horror. Sometimes people even let me touch them.


Christ woman! Have some decency and cover your hands. Were trying to eat lunch over here.
 
2012-08-09 01:11:02 PM

Pincy: ThatGuyGreg: Why is she not in porn yet?

Probably because of her toe thumbs.


She could have a whole hand full of toe thumbs as far as i care. She's a fun one to look at when not blown out and pregnant.
 
2012-08-09 01:11:11 PM
Nothing but a bunch of steers and queers in this thread. This chick is smoking hot.

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2012-08-09 01:12:31 PM

Farkn Yaj Yenrac: Jesus farking Christ the toe thumb thing is the dumbest shiat I have ever heard.


pinoytutorial.com

static.becomegorgeous.com

www.thefablife.com
 
2012-08-09 01:19:05 PM

Barry McCackiner: Nothing but a bunch of steers and queers in this thread. This chick is smoking hot.

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Sorry, I see your slore and raise ya:

3.bp.blogspot.com

/gimme her over Megan every day of the week
//and twice on Sunday
 
2012-08-09 01:20:29 PM

Rwa2play: Barry McCackiner: Nothing but a bunch of steers and queers in this thread. This chick is smoking hot.

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Sorry, I see your slore and raise ya:

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/gimme her over Megan every day of the week
//and twice on Sunday


Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was like to be roasted in the belly of Megan Fox that day, I can tell you!
 
2012-08-09 01:24:05 PM
I believe Bill Engval once made a comment about men and boobs:

When you see one pair of boobs, you pretty much want to see them all
 
2012-08-09 01:28:50 PM

tallguywithglasseson: I don't understand the British tabloid obsession with Megan Fox.


They think we love her.
She's in movies, so we love her and love watching her.
Personally, I think she's attractive, but I've seen her in interviews and when you start to see her personality.....well.....that's like a great gift wrap on a lousy present.
 
2012-08-09 01:30:03 PM

Brick-House: I wonder if the kid will have poorly thought out tats?


Eventually...
 
2012-08-09 01:32:35 PM

karasoth: I believe Bill Engval once made a comment about men and boobs:

When you see one pair of boobs, you pretty much want to see them all


Ron White said once you've seen one woman naked, you want to see them all naked.

Here's what Bill said about boobs:

Boobs are the center of power. Boobs can make a 6-month old baby and a 65 year old man both act the same way. And I'm a big fan. Oh, man, I love 'em! And I ain't picky neither. I hate guys that say "I only like little boobs." I don't care! Big boobs, little boobs, saggy boobs, perky boobs...You could have boobs that look like nanners, I don't give a damn! They're the perfect toy! You squish them, mush them, POOF! They come right back out! You can't even break 'em! Oh god, they're amazing. Boobs can make a long trip seem short, make a bad day seem great. [Points to member of the audience] Bud, let's say you had a bad day at work. Boss been chewing you out all day long. That girl sitting next to you shows you her boobs, you're like, "This day was GREAT!"
 
2012-08-09 01:55:23 PM

Rwa2play: Barry McCackiner: Nothing but a bunch of steers and queers in this thread. This chick is smoking hot.

[i823.photobucket.com image 465x604]

Sorry, I see your slore and raise ya:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x674]

/gimme her over Megan every day of the week
//and twice on Sunday


In the imaginary world where I bang whatever chicks I want, I bang both of these. Why pick? They are both hot. Although I don't like the bad blonde dye job on that pick you posted, but the athletic body is good to go.
 
2012-08-09 02:11:26 PM

Barry McCackiner: Rwa2play: Barry McCackiner: Nothing but a bunch of steers and queers in this thread. This chick is smoking hot.

[i823.photobucket.com image 465x604]

Sorry, I see your slore and raise ya:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x674]

/gimme her over Megan every day of the week
//and twice on Sunday

In the imaginary world where I bang whatever chicks I want, I bang both of these. Why pick? They are both hot. Although I don't like the bad blonde dye job on that pick you posted, but the athletic body is good to go.


Look: Until your married and/or having exclusive sexual relations with a woman

You can have both

also: when your not even meeting the woman... you can have way more then both
 
2012-08-09 02:11:39 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Farkn Yaj Yenrac: Jesus farking Christ the toe thumb thing is the dumbest shiat I have ever heard.

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My dad had club thumbs. My brother has one club thumb and one normal one. Go figure.
 
2012-08-09 02:20:12 PM

Farkn Yaj Yenrac: Jesus


Lighten up Francis, it's a joke.
 
2012-08-09 02:25:08 PM
omg look at those toe thumbs. they're grotesque, i can barely keep my lunch
 
2012-08-09 02:31:54 PM
I'm not concerned about her thumbs. I wouldn't kick her out of bed unless it was to fark her on the floor.
 
2012-08-09 03:03:55 PM
I'm not concerned about her thumbs... but I'm going to be realistic here: I would look at her pictures if they were posted in this thread... beyond that is too speculative for me to provide a reliable prediction

/ if you know what I mean, and I think you do
 
2012-08-09 03:17:32 PM
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And apparently, she now has herpes...
 
2012-08-09 03:47:16 PM

Barry McCackiner: Nothing but a bunch of steers and queers in this thread.


There were none before you showed up.
 
2012-08-09 05:03:03 PM

Brick-House: Sybarite: Tor_Eckman: I suppose I haven't been keeping up on my Megan Fox news, but I thought she was knocked up.

I see no evidence of that in those pics.

/in before toe thumbs!


The movie was originally set to be released back in early June, so I'd guess they wrapped principle photography well before her pregnancy.

Evidence

[i.huffpost.com image 570x855]

Probably just an implant.
 
2012-08-09 05:25:35 PM
And yet another example of how ink mars physical perfection.
 
2012-08-09 06:07:52 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Farkn Yaj Yenrac: Jesus farking Christ the toe thumb thing is the dumbest shiat I have ever heard.

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My mom has the "toe thumbs" like everyone is biatching about Megan Fox having.
 
2012-08-09 09:53:04 PM

Oldiron_79: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Farkn Yaj Yenrac: Jesus farking Christ the toe thumb thing is the dumbest shiat I have ever heard.

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My mom has the "toe thumbs" like everyone is biatching about Megan Fox having.


And hey, does she ever know how to use them!
 
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2012-08-09 10:39:38 PM

Pincy: ThatGuyGreg: Why is she not in porn yet?

Probably because of her toe thumbs.


Heh reminds of this porn starlet that had a hoof foot.
Maybe NSFW
Kate's playground or something like that.

The camera men always went to great lengths to crop her feet out of the picture.
 
2012-08-09 10:44:39 PM
Is Megan Fox hot? fark yes. Is she as boring as Wilfred Brimley reading the classifieds? fark yes.

/who gives a shiat, her main job is being hot
 
2012-08-09 10:49:14 PM

Barry McCackiner: Rwa2play: Barry McCackiner: Nothing but a bunch of steers and queers in this thread. This chick is smoking hot.

[i823.photobucket.com image 465x604]

Sorry, I see your slore and raise ya:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x674]

/gimme her over Megan every day of the week
//and twice on Sunday

In the imaginary world where I bang whatever chicks I want, I bang both of these. Why pick? They are both hot. Although I don't like the bad blonde dye job on that pick you posted, but the athletic body is good to go.


See, this is what I've always believed. Why, WHY do you need to pick one of those chicks to fap to? If a celebrity/unattainable chick gets your dick hard, farking fap to that shiat! Who gives a farking shiat if she has "flaws". They're flaws that you'd be LUCKY to lick another man's genetic filth off of. Get the fark over this lame internet vanity and just do what your dick wants: jerk off to the picture and go the fark to sleep. No one cares why she's "not good enough for you", because we all know you've stuck your dick in far worse in less desperate situations. You fool no one.
 
2012-08-09 10:53:41 PM
Why do we care? "Never stick your dick in crazy" was practically coined for Megan Fox.
 
2012-08-09 11:15:07 PM

FormlessOne: Why do we care? "Never stick your dick in crazy" was practically coined for Megan Fox.


That's never going to happen to, well, let's be frank here, anyone that has ever Farked nor will ever Fark. Why do you care, again?
 
2012-08-10 07:09:41 AM
All hot women (as determined by me) should be required by law to use a surrogate to carry their babies so as to not ruin their hot bodies.

What a shame that body is forever gone.
 
2012-08-10 08:18:00 AM
"naked to her underwear"?
 
2012-08-10 09:25:01 AM

Pincy: Farkn Yaj Yenrac: Jesus

Lighten up Francis, it's a joke.


ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?
 
2012-08-10 10:49:07 AM

Barry McCackiner: Nothing but a bunch of steers and queers in this thread. This chick is smoking hot.

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She was smoking hot before all the plastic surgery. Now she's still hot, but in that plastic way that's not as good as natural hotness.
 
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