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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))   Yes sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie. I put that envelope under that garbage   (heraldtribune.com) divider line 70
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2012-08-09 01:42:28 PM  

MEHOKIE: Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Lopez: Littering?
Officer: Littering and ???
Lopez: Littering and ...
Officer: Littering and ???????
Lopez: Littering and ..........
Officer: Littering and smoking the Palm Fronds.


And creating a nuisance...

/you boys like Mexico?
//two for the price of one.
 
2012-08-09 03:00:30 PM  
So if I ever want to illegally dump a bunch of stuff, steal a bag of the household trash of an enemy and include that...
 
2012-08-09 03:14:48 PM  

jmadisonbiii: Kid, have you rehabilitated yourself?


You got a lot a damn gall to ask me if I've rehabilitated myself. I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm sittin' here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench, 'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the army, burn women, kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug.
 
2012-08-09 03:15:58 PM  

AndreMA: So if I ever want to illegally dump a bunch of stuff, steal a bag of the household trash of an enemy and include that...


Someone has learned something in this thread
 
2012-08-09 03:41:45 PM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
not what you would call police material.
 
2012-08-09 05:32:13 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Twenty seven 8x10" color glossy photos with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each
 
2012-08-09 06:26:49 PM  
Wow, looks like it's old people day on the fark.

/approves
 
2012-08-09 06:28:41 PM  
Oh, and this

/obligatory
 
2012-08-09 06:31:34 PM  

the_rev: I wanna kill.



You need to get on the group W bench
 
2012-08-09 07:28:40 PM  
Officer Obie's other claim to fame

www.arlo.net

Link
 
2012-08-09 08:09:17 PM  
If ya want to end war and stuff you gotta sing loud.

/Had a roommate who could do the guitar part; I knew all the words....
 
2012-08-09 08:55:29 PM  

jack21221: the_rev: I wanna kill.

I wanna see blood... and guts... in my teeth.


You're our boy.
 
2012-08-09 10:31:01 PM  
Fark you subby. I had to buy it and it is playing in the background as I type this.
"With tears in our eyes."
/// one of the all time greats
 
2012-08-09 11:37:57 PM  

FarkAllPoliticians: Fark you subby. I had to buy it and it is playing in the background as I type this.
"With tears in our eyes."
/// one of the all time greats


Hey now. There's no way anyone can blame me for turning down a headline opportunity like that.
Besides, now that you own it, you'll thank me later. :)
 
2012-08-09 11:40:32 PM  
Jesus... would you look at that ^^^
turning down = jumping on.. I think. Honestly don't know where I was going with that.
You'll still thank me later.
 
2012-08-09 11:54:10 PM  

FibSeq: aww, you farking bastards have no idea what you've done. I really like the song but for me its like Carried Away for Cartman. Once you start it, I have to finish it! I was letting it run through my head as I went through the comments but after every quoted line I had to pick up where it left off. You're killin' me.

/leaving to go sideways off a mountain


And five hundred feet down at the same time.
 
2012-08-10 12:17:41 AM  
That was horrible. If you want to end war and stuff you got to sing loud. I've been singing this song now for twenty five minutes. I could sing it for another twenty five minutes. I'm not proud... or tired.
 
2012-08-10 09:28:37 AM  
ts1.mm.bing.net
Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-08-10 10:27:03 AM  

FibSeq: aww, you farking bastards have no idea what you've done. I really like the song but for me its like Carried Away for Cartman. Once you start it, I have to finish it! I was letting it run through my head as I went through the comments but after every quoted line I had to pick up where it left off. You're killin' me.

/leaving to go sideways off a mountain


You mean "Come Sail Away" by Styx.
/I wanna kill!
 
2012-08-10 10:58:37 AM  

FTGodWin: Oh, and this

/obligatory


sorry, looks like you had that 'Obie's other claim to fame' part covered...

Shakes monstrous fist?
 
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