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(Crooks & Liars)   As I am sure you all suspected, Sihk temple shooter was a liberal, because he hated Herman Cain   (videocafe.crooksandliars.com ) divider line
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2012-08-09 08:42:00 AM  
And here I am thinking who is dumb enough, who is low enough, who is such a shameless dirtbag that they could make such an argument.

Then I clicked on the link and kicked myself for not figuring out more easily.
 
2012-08-09 08:44:31 AM  
Saying so does not make it so
 
2012-08-09 08:47:27 AM  
This is the same MENSA board member who just publicly advocated forcibly abducting children from homosexual parents.

Also: The tea party [is] primarily made up of white people, of evangelicals, people of faith," Fischer explained.
 
2012-08-09 08:50:13 AM  
All those neo-Nazi scum are liberals, always sipping their lattes and arguing about progressive social policy.
 
2012-08-09 08:50:43 AM  
ah, the old "national socialist" bullshiat. i'm sure racist shiathead bryan fischer probably believes the democratic people's republic of korea is a democracy, too.
 
2012-08-09 08:52:41 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: All those neo-Nazi scum are liberals, always sipping their lattes and arguing about progressive social policy.


Watching Glee, grabassing in the shower, toting around their Howard Zinn in their messenger bags, listening to David Cross and Janeanne Garofalo on their iPod earbuds...
 
2012-08-09 08:57:13 AM  
Why are Republican and right wingnut voters so goddamned stupid?

Is it that they want to be fooled by these charlatans? Or, are they really so monumentally dumb that they honestly believe that the "sozialismus" part of Nationalsozialismus in the party description made Nazis "leftist"?

What do they think happened to actual German socialists after January 1933? Hint: German socialists and communists were housed at places with names like "Dachau."
 
2012-08-09 09:04:13 AM  

FlashHarry: ah, the old "national socialist" bullshiat. i'm sure racist shiathead bryan fischer probably believes the democratic people's republic of korea is a democracy, too.


I met a genuine German skinhead neo-nazi once. Through a Jewish friend (I have strange friends). In conversation he said something to the effect of "I'll avoid discussing my politics."

My inner snark got hold of the microphone before reason could wrestle it to the ground and I looked him up and down, noting the red laces, suspenders, eagle tattoo..."Communist, right?"

I swear the Kill Bill sting played. Reason fortunately shoved snark in a broom closet and I managed to get an apology out before the fight started.

/CSB
 
2012-08-09 09:07:48 AM  

eraser8: Why are Republican and right wingnut voters so goddamned stupid?

Is it that they want to be fooled by these charlatans? Or, are they really so monumentally dumb that they honestly believe that the "sozialismus" part of Nationalsozialismus in the party description made Nazis "leftist"?

What do they think happened to actual German socialists after January 1933? Hint: German socialists and communists were housed at places with names like "Dachau."


Those were just the Lefties who weren't Lefty enough. Those were the Lefties who didn't hate Amurica and who didn't advocate tort reform.

Duh.
 
2012-08-09 09:21:37 AM  

Diogenes: And here I am thinking who is dumb enough, who is low enough, who is such a shameless dirtbag that they could make such an argument.

Then I clicked on the link and kicked myself for not figuring out more easily.


What a tremendous douchebag.
 
2012-08-09 09:22:40 AM  
Does anybody actually hate Herman Cain? I thought he was awesomely hilarious. I just wouldn't vote for him.
 
2012-08-09 09:52:26 AM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Does anybody actually hate Herman Cain? I thought he was awesomely hilarious. I just wouldn't vote for him.


Maybe all the women he sexually harassed?
 
2012-08-09 09:58:05 AM  

FishStampede: FlashHarry: ah, the old "national socialist" bullshiat. i'm sure racist shiathead bryan fischer probably believes the democratic people's republic of korea is a democracy, too.

I met a genuine German skinhead neo-nazi once. Through a Jewish friend (I have strange friends). In conversation he said something to the effect of "I'll avoid discussing my politics."

My inner snark got hold of the microphone before reason could wrestle it to the ground and I looked him up and down, noting the red laces, suspenders, eagle tattoo..."Communist, right?"

I swear the Kill Bill sting played. Reason fortunately shoved snark in a broom closet and I managed to get an apology out before the fight started.

/CSB


If it was just one skinhead, you were probably fine. In my experience, they are pussies while alone. They don't like to start shiat until they have overwhelming numbers.
 
2012-08-09 10:00:19 AM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Does anybody actually hate Herman Cain?


White supremacists tend to hate black folk no matter how...tractable they are.
 
2012-08-09 10:05:50 AM  

yanceylebeef: If it was just one skinhead, you were probably fine. In my experience, they are pussies while alone.


Not Daren Christopher Abbey.

media.spokesman.com

He decided that he'd go all "independent contractor" on Spokane Boxing Club Champion Marlon Baker. Didn't work out too well for Daren.
 
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2012-08-09 10:53:02 AM  

FlashHarry: ah, the old "national socialist" bullshiat. i'm sure racist shiathead bryan fischer probably believes the democratic people's republic of korea is a democracy, too.


It's not a Democracy, it's a Republic!
 
2012-08-09 10:59:46 AM  
Of course Nazis were liberals.

Hitler was a vegetarian who hated smoking and guns, and loved opera, art and avant garde films.
 
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2012-08-09 11:01:37 AM  
Isn't a Hammerskin pretty much a Republican who isn't embarrassed to say what he thinks?

I mean, they are just a more extreeme version of an ordinary "social conservative".

Question: Who does this describe A)GOP or B) Hammerskins?

Thinks all non-whites are lazy welfare queens, hates non-Christians, foreigners, the government, Islam and liberals. Threatens to use violence to get their way. Loves guns.
 
2012-08-09 11:27:11 AM  

vernonFL: Of course Nazis were liberals.

Hitler was a vegetarian who hated smoking and guns, and loved opera, art and avant garde films.


Yes. And, here he is "admiring" non-traditional art.

The fact that the exhibition labeled these works "degenerate" should be ignored.

stevenlehrer.com

/this post isn't really directed at you...I get your point
//your post just happened to be convenient
 
2012-08-09 11:36:24 AM  
So the people who spent the day of the attack screaming "Why are you assuming he was a right-winger? Why are you inserting politics into this?" have finally found something about the lunatic asspipe they can insert politics into?"

Granted, their logic is shakier than a nude Sophia Vergara eating Jell-O on a waterbed during a 9.5 quake, and they have less evidence than the people claiming the Pyramids were built by Pat Harrington, but, still.
 
2012-08-09 11:41:09 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: All those neo-Nazi scum are liberals, always sipping their lattes and arguing about progressive social policy.


Neo-NAZIs ARE SOCIALISTS!!! It's in their name Neo-NAtional ZocIalists. And socialists are liberal....like the French...or that Cherokee woman running for senate in Socialachusetts.
 
2012-08-09 11:53:05 AM  
Well if you make the consideration of this it makes the complete sense to think of this individual as the godless liberal because Herman Cain endorsed the 999 plan and if you turn this over it would be the 666 plan and for this reason you would have to be the Satanic individual to endorse this plan. Liberals hate the Christian Right and for this reason you would then realize that this individual was the liberal by the default because no good conservative would endorse the plan that is the backwards 666 so I am completely sure of this that he is the liberal! The logic of the wonderful article of this makes the complete sense to me and if you have the blinders of you on then it is because you are part of the liberal agenda problem just like the woman who did the slapping of the man in Washington for stating that he built the own business of he.
 
2012-08-09 11:53:26 AM  

FlashHarry: ah, the old "national socialist" bullshiat. i'm sure racist shiathead bryan fischer probably believes the democratic people's republic of korea is a democracy, too.


It gives the skin heads too much credit. You think half of them know what the hell a socialist is? They are part of a hate group. Do you think they sit around discussing the difference between a republic and a direct democracy?


yanceylebeef: If it was just one skinhead, you were probably fine. In my experience, they are pussies while alone. They don't like to start shiat until they have overwhelming numbers.


So they're smart? Or do you think every fight should look like a Bruce Lee movie?

Mr. Coffee Nerves: shakier than a nude Sophia Vergara eating Jell-O on a waterbed during a 9.5 quake


go on.....
 
2012-08-09 12:05:13 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: It gives the skin heads too much credit. You think half of them know what the hell a socialist is? They are part of a hate group. Do you think they sit around discussing the difference between a republic and a direct democracy?


img.movieberry.com

Ryan Gosling seemed to have a handle on the finer points (yes I know it's fiction). Great flick if you haven't seen, though.
 
2012-08-09 12:07:46 PM  
Calling the Nazis socialist because their official name contains the word "Socialism" is akin to calling the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (i.e. North Korea) a democracy because it has the word "Democratic" in the name.
 
2012-08-09 12:11:29 PM  
I'm afraid I got dumber for reading that. With each sentence I could feel the brain cells burning away and potatoe.
 
2012-08-09 12:15:52 PM  
He probably regularly points out that Reverend Phelps calls himself a Democrat.
 
2012-08-09 12:35:57 PM  
I clicked. Now I know Nazis were Socialists.

Can anyone anywhere be prouder of their ignorance than Americans?
 
2012-08-09 12:49:44 PM  
Congratulations you are perhaps the biggest idiot in the history of mankind.

Please collect your sash and walk the runway. We have replaced your tiara with a helmet for your own safety.
 
2012-08-09 12:54:36 PM  
I figured he would have loved Hermain Cain. When he was a candidate, he was famous for his "NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!" plan.
 
2012-08-09 12:58:00 PM  
Nazis (just like liberals) also refused to celebrate Christmas and instead celebrated the winter solstice!

Julfest
 
2012-08-09 01:14:08 PM  

brap: Congratulations you are perhaps the biggest idiot in the history of mankind.


Look perhaps the comment of me was not the brightest of the Fark.com Politics Tab because most of the comments that take place here are very much wise but that was not the nice thing to say to me due to the consideration I have made about this incident!

Unless you were not referring to me in which case do the carrying on.
 
2012-08-09 01:16:04 PM  

meow said the dog: brap: Congratulations you are perhaps the biggest idiot in the history of mankind.

Look perhaps the comment of me was not the brightest of the Fark.com Politics Tab because most of the comments that take place here are very much wise but that was not the nice thing to say to me due to the consideration I have made about this incident!

Unless you were not referring to me in which case do the carrying on.


Oh Balki!

i253.photobucket.com

*cue laughtrack*
 
2012-08-09 01:28:33 PM  

brap: Oh Balki!


I bet this man also was the fan of Balki which further gives to me the convincing that he was the liberal!
 
2012-08-09 01:31:42 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.google.com

Imagines himself to be Aryan


encrypted-tbn3.google.com

What Aryans actually look like.
 
2012-08-09 01:39:32 PM  

vernonFL: What Aryans actually look like.


Danica McKellar?
 
2012-08-09 01:41:19 PM  

vernonFL: [encrypted-tbn2.google.com image 187x270]

Imagines himself to be Aryan


[encrypted-tbn3.google.com image 266x189]

What Aryans actually look like.


I really think one of Hitler's underappreciated talents was thievery.
 
2012-08-09 01:56:13 PM  
I'm perfectly willing to grant that the shooter is left of Bryan Fischer. Which makes me more scared of Fischer than I am of the shooter.
 
2012-08-09 02:10:58 PM  
What is it about Christians that they find people with alzheimer's to be charismatic leaders?
 
2012-08-09 02:12:50 PM  
Hmm, are we sure there's not something ELSE about Herman Cain that he might dislike?
 
2012-08-09 02:13:45 PM  

eraser8: Hint: German socialists and communists were housed at places with names like "Dachau."


Hey, it was just a bit of hazing. Boys being boys.
 
2012-08-09 02:17:18 PM  

eraser8: Why are Republican and right wingnut voters so goddamned stupid?

Is it that they want to be fooled by these charlatans? Or, are they really so monumentally dumb that they honestly believe that the "sozialismus" part of Nationalsozialismus in the party description made Nazis "leftist"?

What do they think happened to actual German socialists after January 1933? Hint: German socialists and communists were housed at places with names like "Dachau."


Yup. My grandfather's friends got disappeared. He made it to the US between the wars and fought for worker's rights here while doing lots of manual labor.

Always fun when your Dad starts a conversation with "you know, Hitler would have hated your Grandfather..."
 
2012-08-09 02:19:49 PM  
Fascists accusing everyone else of being fascists. Bitter, bitter comedy.
 
2012-08-09 02:21:05 PM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Yup. My grandfather's friends got disappeared. He made it to the US between the wars and fought for worker's rights here while doing lots of manual labor.

Always fun when your Dad starts a conversation with "you know, Hitler would have hated your Grandfather..."


My great-grandfather was a Communist partisan in Macedonia during WWII.

Guess whose tanks he was blowing up?
 
2012-08-09 02:22:49 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Yup. My grandfather's friends got disappeared. He made it to the US between the wars and fought for worker's rights here while doing lots of manual labor.

Always fun when your Dad starts a conversation with "you know, Hitler would have hated your Grandfather..."

My great-grandfather was a Communist partisan in Macedonia during WWII.

Guess whose tanks he was blowing up?


The Greeks, probably. Then the Nazis in his free time ;-)
 
2012-08-09 02:23:15 PM  

FlashHarry: ah, the old "national socialist" bullshiat. i'm sure racist shiathead bryan fischer probably believes the democratic people's republic of korea is a democracy, too.


No, he believes the Democratic Republic of Korea is run by Democrats.
 
2012-08-09 02:24:46 PM  

Kome: I'm perfectly willing to grant that the shooter is left of Bryan Fischer. Which makes me more scared of Fischer than I am of the shooter.


I'm more afraid of my cat than I am of the shooter.

The shooter is dead.
 
2012-08-09 02:26:59 PM  

Diogenes: A Dark Evil Omen: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Yup. My grandfather's friends got disappeared. He made it to the US between the wars and fought for worker's rights here while doing lots of manual labor.

Always fun when your Dad starts a conversation with "you know, Hitler would have hated your Grandfather..."

My great-grandfather was a Communist partisan in Macedonia during WWII.

Guess whose tanks he was blowing up?

The Greeks, probably. Then the Nazis in his free time ;-)


Hahahahahaha. If only there was a "Depressingly Hilarious" button up there next to the "Funny" and "Smart".
 
2012-08-09 02:27:11 PM  
At least it's an ethos.
 
2012-08-09 02:27:32 PM  
Dude was a white supremacist, that puts him pretty far out from either the left or the right end of the US political spectrum. Those guys being worthless jackasses is, I think, one of the things literally everyone not in their movement has achieved full consensus on.

I mean, there's some debate on the left as to whether Communism is more misunderstood than actually a bad form of government, and on the far right there are some people advocating theocracy or Italian-style Fascism, but nobody anywhere on the spectrum is advocating white supremacy.

//Even the racists, oddly enough, have little toleration for the movement. You don't see the TEA party welcoming their hooded brethren with open arms.
 
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