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(The Star Press)   Shelbyville teacher arrested for sex with her students who may or may not have also been her attractive cousins   (thestarpress.com) divider line 43
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2012-08-09 09:34:17 AM
*clicks link*

*sees picture*

AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!1!

*dives under desk*
 
2012-08-09 09:41:11 AM
...and a flavorless mush which I call 'rootmarm'....
 
2012-08-09 09:42:34 AM
Meh, i'd hit it at recess but I wouldn't bring her to homeroom....
 
2012-08-09 09:42:49 AM
I'm always amazed that these teachers think kids can keep a secret. For about an hour, maybe.
 
2012-08-09 09:42:50 AM
Do. Not. Want.
 
2012-08-09 09:43:27 AM
content7.flixster.com
 
2012-08-09 09:44:01 AM
The Simpsons references always get me.
 
2012-08-09 09:44:21 AM
Damn, don't these chicks ever learn? Stop banging your students, they can not keep a secret. You will be busted.
 
2012-08-09 09:45:16 AM
I remember when Shelbyville was called "Morganville" during the 1910s, back when Nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimmie 5 bees for quarter, we'd say. And men tied onions to their belts, which was the style at the time.
 
2012-08-09 09:45:27 AM
but what about their monorail???
 
2012-08-09 09:45:35 AM
My wife's a teacher, and she hates when I ask how many of her students she's sleeping with.
 
2012-08-09 09:46:54 AM

NightOwl2255: Damn, don't these chicks ever learn? Stop banging your students...


You're kind of a troublemaking buzzkill, aren't you?
 
2012-08-09 09:47:00 AM
If she had been in Springfield instead & was Bart's teacher do you think he would have been shouting COWABUNGA!?
 
2012-08-09 09:47:10 AM
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www.seriouscat.com
 
2012-08-09 09:47:19 AM
SIMPLY PUT, IF YOU'RE NOT MARRIED, YOU SHOULD WORK AROUND CHILDREN.

CHILDREN NEED SEX
 
2012-08-09 09:47:42 AM

Biness: but what about their monorail???


????

www.pensacoladigest.com
 
2012-08-09 09:49:20 AM
Did she celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice?
 
2012-08-09 09:50:09 AM
Im more interested in the cheerleader lesbian sex story from Shelbyville.
 
2012-08-09 09:50:38 AM
Well, what do you expect from Shelbyville?
 
2012-08-09 09:50:45 AM
Transcripts of an overheard conversation reveal: "Shake harder, boy!"
 
2012-08-09 09:52:48 AM
After these women get out of prison )if they actually go to prison), do you think they'd be an easy lay? After all they would probably be a level 3 offender....
 
2012-08-09 09:52:48 AM
So when I see anyone that list their occuption as a teacher on one of those dataing sites, I'm assuming if I want any responses I'll have to pretend I'm in high school or something?
 
2012-08-09 09:59:11 AM
"being held on a $2005.00 cash bond"

What a strangely random amount.
 
2012-08-09 10:01:01 AM
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2012-08-09 10:02:15 AM

funzyr: My wife's a teacher, and she hates when I ask how many of her students she's sleeping with.


It probably doesn't help that her response is, "Ew, those uggos?!?"
 
2012-08-09 10:05:23 AM
Unlike most farkers would admit, in high school I would have banged that like a drum. Only to be giving high fives for it 10 years later at the bar. A little shame? No. Like I said, I'm a farker, too.
 
2012-08-09 10:07:20 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: SIMPLY PUT, IF YOU'RE NOT MARRIED, YOU SHOULD WORK AROUND CHILDREN.

CHILDREN NEED SEX


Why must you limit the candidate pool?
 
2012-08-09 10:07:33 AM

gonzojohn: "being held on a $2005.00 cash bond"

What a strangely random amount.


I was thinking it was a damn small amount. My BIL got a DWI and his was $5k. The extra $5 is a fee of some sort no doubt.
 
2012-08-09 10:10:38 AM

vostok1: [content7.flixster.com image 360x270]


I like how you've got the ref I wanted, but also the filename includes "std"
 
2012-08-09 10:11:19 AM

farm machine: Jon iz teh kewl: SIMPLY PUT, IF YOU'RE NOT MARRIEDGAY, YOU SHOULD WORK*BE* AROUND CHILDREN.

CHILDREN NEED SEX

Why must you limit the candidate pool?


there fixed
 
2012-08-09 10:13:22 AM

skankboy: Biness: but what about their monorail???

????

[www.pensacoladigest.com image 640x435]


You're just the worst kind of person
 
2012-08-09 10:13:57 AM

FirstNationalBastard: I remember when Shelbyville was called "Morganville" during the 1910s, back when Nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimmie 5 bees for quarter, we'd say. And men tied onions to their belts, which was the style at the time.


I thought that was in nineteen-dickitty-three, which is what they called it after the kaiser stole our word "twenty".
 
2012-08-09 10:39:27 AM
Also on thestarpress.com: Police raid alleged pot-growing operation

Bullshiat, cops know immediately if it's pot or not

nathanchase.com
 
2012-08-09 10:45:52 AM
My mom's family is from there. Pic tells me that crazy might be related to the Poe girls, too. Guh-uh-uh. *shivers*
 
2012-08-09 11:16:18 AM
I'd hit it. That is all.
 
2012-08-09 11:50:43 AM

Biness: but what about their monorail???


Wont the tracks get bent and broken?

To late mom the mob has spoken.
 
2012-08-09 12:05:23 PM

Nitsu Ryu: I'd hit it. That is all.


+1

I've hit worse.
 
2012-08-09 12:19:27 PM
Why the f*#k is EVERYONE having more sex than me?
 
2012-08-09 12:39:44 PM

I_C_Weener: Im more interested in the cheerleader lesbian sex story from Shelbyville.


Sorry to pop your fantasy,but it wasn't girl on girl.She gave a blowjob to a boy on the basketball team.In the parking lot of a grocery store.Guess she goes for bag boys who dribble.Plus she's not bad looking.
 
2012-08-09 12:52:20 PM

Crewmannumber6: Why the f*#k is EVERYONE having more sex than me?


spa.fotolog.com
 
2012-08-09 12:53:33 PM
gee thanks funzyr.... I almost spit my coffee out!
 
2012-08-09 01:43:59 PM
Who is Hoot-hoot-hooting now?
 
2012-08-09 07:24:19 PM
yea, lets hear it for the home town!!!

/just kidding, not really from Shelbyville...
//grew up just outside of Shelbyville....
 
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