NightOwl2255: Damn, don't these chicks ever learn? Stop banging your students...
Biness: but what about their monorail???
funzyr: My wife's a teacher, and she hates when I ask how many of her students she's sleeping with.
Jon iz teh kewl: SIMPLY PUT, IF YOU'RE NOT MARRIED, YOU SHOULD WORK AROUND CHILDREN.CHILDREN NEED SEX
gonzojohn: "being held on a $2005.00 cash bond"What a strangely random amount.
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farm machine: Jon iz teh kewl: SIMPLY PUT, IF YOU'RE NOT MARRIEDGAY, YOU SHOULD WORK*BE* AROUND CHILDREN.CHILDREN NEED SEXWhy must you limit the candidate pool?
skankboy: Biness: but what about their monorail???????[www.pensacoladigest.com image 640x435]
FirstNationalBastard: I remember when Shelbyville was called "Morganville" during the 1910s, back when Nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimmie 5 bees for quarter, we'd say. And men tied onions to their belts, which was the style at the time.
Nitsu Ryu: I'd hit it. That is all.
I_C_Weener: Im more interested in the cheerleader lesbian sex story from Shelbyville.
Crewmannumber6: Why the f*#k is EVERYONE having more sex than me?
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