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(Inside Higher Ed)   Fark's colleges-we-hate trifecta is now complete, as Duke and Penn State are joined by Paul Quinn College of Texas, which has banned all pork products including bacon. YOU MONSTERS   ( divider line
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4310 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Aug 2012 at 10:52 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-09 10:56:48 AM  
4 votes:

2012-08-09 11:00:32 AM  
2 votes:
When I grow up, I'm going to Porcine University.
2012-08-09 11:01:14 AM  
1 vote:

xanadian: No pork? In a TEXAS college!?? wat

In Texas, pork is what you eat when you run out of beef.

Real Texans never run out of beef.
2012-08-09 10:57:50 AM  
1 vote:
Screw you guys. Now, I certainly understand and support cutting down on fatty foods. But no ham? No chops? No tenderloin?

This is how the Nazis started.
2012-08-09 10:55:26 AM  
1 vote:
Why do we hate Duke again?

I think it's because we like hookers. Either that or someone went there and could not find one class taught by John Wayne.
2012-08-09 10:37:46 AM  
1 vote:
What utter bullshiat. No bacon, ham, bacon, ribs, bacon, sausage, bacon. I'd transfer immediately.
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