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(Inside Higher Ed)   Fark's colleges-we-hate trifecta is now complete, as Duke and Penn State are joined by Paul Quinn College of Texas, which has banned all pork products including bacon. YOU MONSTERS   (insidehighered.com) divider line 74
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2012-08-09 09:41:40 AM
No pork? In a TEXAS college!?? wat
 
2012-08-09 09:46:06 AM
Why do we hate Duke again?
 
2012-08-09 09:58:23 AM
Sounds like someone is trying to promote the secret muslim initiative.
 
2012-08-09 10:37:46 AM
What utter bullshiat. No bacon, ham, bacon, ribs, bacon, sausage, bacon. I'd transfer immediately.
 
2012-08-09 10:48:59 AM
Yes.
They are certainly history's greatest monsters.
Uh-huh.

/get over yourselves
 
2012-08-09 10:54:31 AM

Mugato: Why do we hate Duke again?


Because they're puke, obviously.
 
2012-08-09 10:54:43 AM

Mugato: Why do we hate Duke again?


Because the owner of the site hates Duke?
 
2012-08-09 10:55:26 AM
Mugato
Why do we hate Duke again?


I think it's because we like hookers. Either that or someone went there and could not find one class taught by John Wayne.
 
2012-08-09 10:56:18 AM

Mugato: Why do we hate Duke again?


1992 Duke Kentucky regional final. Greatest game ever played. Drew can't get over the epic loss. 20 years later, i still get fired up thinking about that shot.
 
2012-08-09 10:56:48 AM
i969.photobucket.com

Enrolling
 
2012-08-09 10:57:25 AM

gopher321: Yes.
They are certainly history's greatest monsters.
Uh-huh.

/get over yourselves


I'm so glad FARK isn't a humor site...
 
2012-08-09 10:57:50 AM
Screw you guys. Now, I certainly understand and support cutting down on fatty foods. But no ham? No chops? No tenderloin?

This is how the Nazis started.
 
2012-08-09 10:58:16 AM

degenerate-afro: Mugato: Why do we hate Duke again?

Because the owner of the site hates Duke?


People sure get obsessive about a place they only spent 4...or in my case 7 years.
 
2012-08-09 10:58:25 AM

minoridiot: Sounds like someone is trying to promote the secret muslim initiative.


I long for the good ol' days when we would have blamed Jews. What has happened to America?
 
2012-08-09 10:58:40 AM

Mugato: Why do we hate Duke again?


We hate Duke because Drew went to Kentucky and I guess those two colleges have beef from basketball or something.

So this dude seems to be focus on bacon but a lean pork chop is pound for pound one of the healthier meats you can eat. Until you fry you sauerkraut in a stick of butter, which I do. And I don't care.
 
2012-08-09 10:58:59 AM

minoridiot: Sounds like someone is trying to promote the secret muslinm initiative.

 
2012-08-09 10:59:27 AM
th234.photobucket.com
'What the fark u talkin 'bout, WIllis?'
 
2012-08-09 10:59:47 AM
Porking little boys still A-OK at Penn State.
 
2012-08-09 11:00:03 AM
Duke and Penn are nothing like each other. Duke successfully covered up serious sexual assault, and managed to get everybody blaming the victim. Penn State administrators look on enviously.
 
2012-08-09 11:00:11 AM

Biness: Mugato: Why do we hate Duke again?

1992 Duke Kentucky regional final. Greatest game ever played. Drew can't get over the epic loss. 20 years later, i still get fired up thinking about that shot.


Well I hate Duke for other reasons everyone that went to Maryland hates Duke its as natrual as:

Brothers hating sisters
Scots hating the English
Scots hating the Japanese
Scots hating Scots
 
2012-08-09 11:00:32 AM
When I grow up, I'm going to Porcine University.
 
2012-08-09 11:01:14 AM

xanadian: No pork? In a TEXAS college!?? wat


In Texas, pork is what you eat when you run out of beef.

Real Texans never run out of beef.
 
2012-08-09 11:01:33 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Screw you guys. Now, I certainly understand and support cutting down on fatty foods. But no ham? No chops? No tenderloin?

This is how the Nazis started.


So that's why they went after the Jews. They laughed at Hitler's non-pork morale breaking initiative.
 
2012-08-09 11:01:55 AM
Has anyone mentioned that it's an all-black college yet?

Or that it's probably because they're converting the campus blacks to Mooslems?
 
2012-08-09 11:02:23 AM

Mugato: Why do we hate Duke again?


Duke sucks.
 
2012-08-09 11:02:37 AM
They aren't a Jewish school either. WTF????

And how is pork any worse than beef nutritionally? You can have lean cuts of pork just as you can with beef.
 
2012-08-09 11:02:45 AM
Another dump I've never heard of doing something I don't understand.

Religion must be involved.
 
2012-08-09 11:02:49 AM
First they came for the bacon and I said nothing because I wasn't-

No, wait a minute. I'm saying that this is farking idiotic.
 
2012-08-09 11:03:05 AM
Completely batshiate crazy left wing nonsense in a completely crazy batshiate right wing state.
Poe's law is confused.
 
2012-08-09 11:03:08 AM

Mugato: Why do we hate Duke again?


Christian Laettner... ALL his fault.

www.courier-journal.com
 
2012-08-09 11:05:30 AM
All of the smokers are now laughing with the deepest of schadenfreude and voices ruined by tar.

/not a smoker
 
2012-08-09 11:05:44 AM
This is stupid. Wouldn't get the same publicity if they just served healthier food. AWing for publicity.
 
2012-08-09 11:05:51 AM
Makes me want to make the 40 mile drive and set up on the edge of school grounds and fire up my smoker holding 20 pork butts and a dozen or so rack of ribs. I'd make a killing.
 
2012-08-09 11:10:14 AM
This is farking retarded. Pork tenderloin has less fat content than chicken thighs do, and WAY less than beef.
 
2012-08-09 11:10:15 AM
1. Penn State - pork students
2. Some Texas college no one has ever heard of -- no pork students
3. . . .
4. Duke
 
2012-08-09 11:11:27 AM

Mugato: Why do we hate Duke again?


www.strandbooks.com
 
2012-08-09 11:12:13 AM
Just wait until they decide to ban fried chicken. The chitlins will really hit the fan, then.
 
2012-08-09 11:14:19 AM
The Texas Pork Producers Association awards scholarships to college students involved in pork production or study meat or animal science. The association also puts on a "Pork Leadership Camp" and "Pork Youth Symposium" for youth in the state.

timetoplaymag.com

/Pork still allowed at Bovine University
 
2012-08-09 11:18:17 AM

mister aj: Duke and Penn are nothing like each other. Duke successfully covered up serious sexual assault, and managed to get everybody blaming the victim. Penn State administrators look on enviously.


Except you. You're not fooled.
 
2012-08-09 11:19:01 AM
Porking kiddies on hold in PSU shower rooms.
 
2012-08-09 11:22:12 AM
From the Pres's bio (I was checking to see if he's a closent 7 day adventist or something):

"Sorrell received his J.D. and M.A. in Public Policy from Duke University."

Coincidence?
 
2012-08-09 11:25:57 AM

Mishno: From the Pres's bio (I was checking to see if he's a closent 7 day adventist or something):

"Sorrell received his J.D. and M.A. in Public Policy from Duke University."

Coincidence?


LOL. WTF is "public policy"?
 
2012-08-09 11:30:24 AM
So are they also banning soda and fried foods, then? I mean, since this is supposedly about health and all? How about beef, since it's usually worse for you than pork? Obviously someone is a secret muslim. Or just an idiot. Either way.
 
2012-08-09 11:31:44 AM
"When you come to college, you come to be educated," Sorrell said. "We thought we could do more in the area of promoting healthy lifestyle choices and healthy eating habits."

This guy seriously needs to re-examine what constitutes a choice. Eliminating pork from all campus meals does not constitute a choice on the part of the students, nor does it educate them on the possible health effects of poor eating either.

CSB: I used to work in a kitchen at a summer camp for several years, and they were always on the lookout for extra food/programs/etc. One summer we had a guy come for dinner to evaluate how we served meals to see if we would be elidgable for their funding. Guy was a real yuppie, only a few years older than I was, said that we would have to actually physically place a portion of every item served on the campers plates. I stepped in before our head cook said anything, and said there wasn't a chance in hell we would do that, it was disrespectful, wasteful (once food has been served, it can't be reused, it has to be thrown out), and counterproductive to learning healthy choices.

When he asked me why that was, I pointed at his yamaca and asked him "How would you appreciate having a piece of ham put on your plate without permission?"

/Needless to say we didn't get the funding.
//Wasn't trying to be rude, but sometimes the point does need to be made.
///Hate health facsists, as I call them.
 
2012-08-09 11:32:01 AM
This is nothing new. I'm pretty sure they did this years ago at Yeshiva University.
 
2012-08-09 11:35:11 AM

Mugato: degenerate-afro: Mugato: Why do we hate Duke again?

Because the owner of the site hates Duke?

People sure get obsessive about a place they only spent 4...or in my case 7 years.


7 years? So we should call you Dr. Mugato, then?

And I have 3 words for all you Duke haters: guard the passer.
 
2012-08-09 11:35:37 AM

minoridiot: Sounds like someone is trying to promote the secret muslim initiative.


Seriously. This never happened under a christian president.
 
2012-08-09 11:37:52 AM

jdjoker: 7 years? So we should call you Dr. Mugato, then?


No, bachelors.

That was a joke, it was only 5.
 
2012-08-09 11:38:09 AM

Mugato: LOL. WTF is "public policy"?


The unholy love-child of a GED in Law + and a Political Science degree, aka Politician Trade School.
 
2012-08-09 11:41:38 AM

minoridiot: Sounds like someone is trying to promote the secret ANTI-muslim initiative.


FTFY
 
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