I guess he didn't want that scholarship after all


[sarcastically] "I guess you don't, I guess you don't!"

I guess the golfer didn't like the caddie's suggestion that he make her try the bra on...

"The grip was wet" excuse would have worked, no?

The world needs ditch diggers, too.

What's that sign say?

Spaulding, this calls for the ol' Billy Baroo.

Rule 6-4 states that "the player may be assisted by a caddie, but he is limited to only one caddie at any one time". There are various penalties for breaching this rule depending on the circumstances of play. Sounds as if the caddie remained within the boundaries of the rules. Not sure if the fiance was on the other side of the white stakes marking her out of bounds but based on the article it would seem that she was fair play and no penalty should have been assessed.

Cannonball! Cannonball comin!

bighairyguy: I'm guessing a lot of people are hoping he gets banned from the course. He sounds like the king of all jerks.

*shrug* you don't fark with a mans wife/fiance. May have been a well deserved ass beating.

jayphat: "The grip was wet" excuse would have worked, no?

'I noticed the grips were kind of 'worn'... I should have taken care of that.. I'm sorry.'

"He says Eterginio is no longer his caddie or his friend."

is the fiance named Lacy by any chance? Lacy Underall?

I travel to Thailand for business several times a year and always squeeze in a few rounds of golf while I'm there. It's hot as blazes, but the scenery is breathtaking. At least two caddies are required per golfer, though four or five are not uncommon in the economically depressed region. What's odd is the cultural tradition of beating up one of your caddies whenever you hit a bad shot.

I remember the first time there, I hit a ball in the water on the second hole. My assembly of caddies looked at one another horrified. Unaware of their customs, I had no idea of what they were so afraid. I dropped another ball to take my next shot when they collectively burst out crying. I looked at my playing partner who motioned me over and whispered in my ear. Basically, he explained, that if I continued to play without administering a savage beating to one of the natives, I was signalling to the course overlords that I wanted the men killed between holes.

Well, I certainly didn't want them killed, so I reluctantly grabbed two of them by the hair and smashed their heads together. They fell to the ground, moaning and cradling their fractured skulls, but smiled up at me for my compassionate forgiveness. I didn't like it, but when in Rome.

The next hole I pulled my driver into the encroaching jungle. Terrified, one of the caddies went racing after the ball, crashing into the dense ferns and palms. I heard a terrific roar and then a scream. A few moments later, a tiger ran across the fairway with the man's severed leg in its mouth. Seeing his friend murdered, another caddy ran and retrieved the ball, stained with blood.

I played pretty well until the seventeenth hole. I missed a three foot putt. I was about to storm off the green when I remembered their honored customs. Turning abruptly, I grabbed the smallest caddy, jerked down his hemp shorts, and jammed the handle of my putter up his ass. He gave a shriek, but I could hear him thanking me as continued to assault him with the handle. He walked with a limp, but was able to finish the round.

This man in the article was obviously a regular visitor and should not be held accountable for his caddy's beating.

The caddy was probably just practicing his night putting.

"Waterbury" "Amateur Golfer" "Assaults Caddie"

And not one Happy Gilmore reference in the headline.

Subby... you fail.

FAIL!!!

I want a hamburger, no a cheeseburger. I want a hotdog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips. . .

spentmiles: lots of words

Meh.

spent the first 50 years of my life in Waterbury, CT.
Definitely can understand this...
golfed at that course, typical city run facility. but, beats paying a lot more elsewhere i guess...

spentmiles: I travel to Thailand for business several times a year and always squeeze in a few rounds of golf while I'm there. It's hot as blazes, but the scenery is breathtaking. At least two caddies are required per golfer, though four or five are not uncommon in the economically depressed region. What's odd is the cultural tradition of beating up one of your caddies whenever you hit a bad shot.

Right then I heard it, "Warning: spentmiles-like typing detected"

Pray 4 Mojo: "Waterbury" "Amateur Golfer" "Assaults Caddie"

And not one Happy Gilmore reference in the headline.

Subby... you fail.

FAIL!!!

Caddyshack>Happy Gilmore

Golf is extremely uninteresting.

I should have stayed at home and played with myself.

MFAWG: Caddyshack>Happy Gilmore

Not arguing that.

Boxcutta: What's that sign say?

No bare feet

Golfers are douches.

Since it is Caddy Day I think caddies should be welcome in this thread from 1:00 to 1:15

Fark Rye For Many Whores: spentmiles: I travel to Thailand for business several times a year and always squeeze in a few rounds of golf while I'm there. It's hot as blazes, but the scenery is breathtaking. At least two caddies are required per golfer, though four or five are not uncommon in the economically depressed region. What's odd is the cultural tradition of beating up one of your caddies whenever you hit a bad shot.

Right then I heard it, "Warning: spentmiles-like typing detected"

Also needed to work in a Katoey or two.

What about my asthma?!!

SuddenlySamhain: What about my asthma?!!

I'll give you asthma!

DrZiffle: The world needs ditch diggers, too.

How was this NOT the Weeners?

"How many times did you hit him?" the policeman asked.
"Put me down for a five." he replied.

NutznGum: Boxcutta: What's that sign say?

No bare feet

What's that sign say?