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(Daily Mail)   Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, and welcome aboard Fark Airlines. You may now remove your seat belts and enjoy the beauty pageant. Beer will be served shortly   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 28
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2012-08-09 10:53:02 AM
mysite.verizon.net
 
2012-08-09 12:36:05 PM
I bet they'll do things, for money.
 
2012-08-09 12:36:24 PM
I miss the days when the sluts of the sky were hot.

Now they're just old or gay men. Nice to see someone trying to bring the eye candy back to the friendly skies.
 
2012-08-09 12:39:40 PM
I see nothing wrong with this..
 
2012-08-09 12:40:29 PM
They fly you long time. Book me a ticket! I hope the prices aren't too beaucoup.
 
2012-08-09 12:40:35 PM

Strategeryz0r: I miss the days when the sluts of the sky were hot.

Now they're just old or gay men. Nice to see someone trying to bring the eye candy back to the friendly skies.


I see that you have flown Air Canada too.
 
2012-08-09 12:41:26 PM
Coffee, tea, or me?

Where do I get my ticket? Is there a layover?
 
2012-08-09 12:44:05 PM

grokca: Strategeryz0r: I miss the days when the sluts of the sky were hot.

Now they're just old or gay men. Nice to see someone trying to bring the eye candy back to the friendly skies.

I see that you have flown Air Canada too.


Pepsi meet keyboard.

Bill is in the mail sir.
 
2012-08-09 12:44:23 PM
Shiat like this NEVER happens to me.

One of the reasons I stopped flying.
 
2012-08-09 12:45:49 PM
I usually don't find Vietnamese women attractive, but, damn.

i.dailymail.co.uk

Collectively, they're a 36
 
2012-08-09 12:47:05 PM

Banned on the Run: I usually don't find Vietnamese women attractive, but, damn.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x388]

Collectively, they're a 36


Far right is clearly the only woman there. She actually has bewbs.

The rest.. I don't know about. I need to see the lower half, exposed, to make a definitive call. I mean, they are Vietnamese after all. You just never know.
 
2012-08-09 12:50:18 PM
Do the people who write for the Daily Fail really not know what a bikini is?
 
2012-08-09 12:50:21 PM
Trap, trap, trap (but maybe), mos def.
 
2012-08-09 12:52:37 PM
Bananna I'll clean myself up and go to their bunks.
 
2012-08-09 01:00:40 PM
I'm thinking "FARK Airlines" might be like those yay-hoos crashing into the trees, over in the Video tab
 
2012-08-09 01:01:02 PM

Crewmannumber6: I bet they'll do things, for money.


Or candy!
 
2012-08-09 01:07:11 PM
I don't see the issue here. They were clearly just performing the safety demonstration.

"You'll find exits here (bada-bing) and here (bada-boom)"
 
2012-08-09 01:38:38 PM
So, which one wan the beauty pageant?
 
2012-08-09 01:41:07 PM
thetamarind.eu
 
2012-08-09 02:50:59 PM
Not a bookmark... What makes you think I'd bookmark an article involving cute, scantily clad Asian ladies?
 
2012-08-09 03:40:51 PM
They bought their tickets....they knew what they were getting into.....
I say:

Let 'em FAP!
 
2012-08-09 03:43:08 PM
sonovaGIGGITY!
 
2012-08-09 06:07:00 PM
this should be required on all flights. TSA wouldn't seem so bad when you know there's eye candy ahead.
 
2012-08-09 06:52:49 PM

Crewmannumber6: I bet they'll do things, for money.


Doesn't everybody?
If it wasn't for the money, nobody would do shiats for anybody.
 
2012-08-09 07:27:40 PM
Best flight ever.
 
2012-08-09 08:23:21 PM
Well, this thread is dead. NSFWish.
 
2012-08-10 10:34:28 AM

KrispyKritter: this should be required on all flights. TSNA wouldn't seem so bad when you know there's eye candy ahead.

 
2012-08-10 01:14:20 PM

WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: Crewmannumber6: I bet they'll do things, for money.

Doesn't everybody?
If it wasn't for the money, nobody would do shiats for anybody.


I meant, you know, 'Things'
 
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