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2012-08-09 11:04:54 AM
I don't even have a joke for this

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2012-08-09 11:05:32 AM
"better hold onto that chair or you'll end up like Bapp"
 
2012-08-09 11:09:56 AM
"King of the world!"

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2012-08-09 11:30:33 AM
"These chairs are all the right height."
 
2012-08-09 11:47:32 AM
Time to start posting photos of myself Romneying.
 
2012-08-09 11:50:34 AM
You know what this is?
www.slate.com

It's the 2012 version of this:
liveshot.cc
 
2012-08-09 11:51:27 AM
www.slate.com

Is it just me, or does that look more like a Romney impersonator than Romney?

/maybe he just looks more tired than usual
 
2012-08-09 11:52:47 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-09 11:55:02 AM
We get it. He's short.
 
2012-08-09 11:56:25 AM
Oh wow I went a little overboard on the feathering there, sorry.
 
2012-08-09 11:59:13 AM
That is really quite odd.
 
2012-08-09 12:07:24 PM

brap: That is really quite odd.


Yeah, I miss Santorum's sweater vests.
 
2012-08-09 12:37:18 PM
It's like the new planking.
 
2012-08-09 12:38:36 PM
 
2012-08-09 12:41:08 PM
Wait a minute -- are these real? Is this satire? I can't tell anymore. If it's real... sweet and sour christ.
 
2012-08-09 12:41:34 PM
OK, we get it, he's got good balance for a guy his age.
 
2012-08-09 12:42:55 PM
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"I'd like to introduce you to my manservant: Trevor. Trevor steady this chair so that I might orate to the gathered masses."
 
2012-08-09 12:43:13 PM
where's the one of him standing on the stage to fire everyone?
 
2012-08-09 12:45:48 PM

DarnoKonrad: "I'd like to introduce you to my manservant: Trevor. Trevor steady this chair so that I might orate to the gathered masses."


the guy is already showing bad image control by wearing sneakers with a suit... obviously rushing to hold up the rich out of touch guy's chair like a servant seemed like a great idea.
 
2012-08-09 12:46:49 PM

dletter: [www.slate.com image 568x802]

Is it just me, or does that look more like a Romney impersonator than Romney?

/maybe he just looks more tired than usual


Something is off about that photo. Perhaps someone forgot to dust out his robotic innards that day?
 
2012-08-09 12:47:26 PM
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2012-08-09 12:48:55 PM
Look at him there, standing on his hind legs like Rory Calhoun.
 
2012-08-09 12:49:15 PM
I'm standing on a chair. Your argument is invalid.
 
2012-08-09 12:51:28 PM
Could it be these "things" he's standing on are in fact docking stations for recharging?
 
2012-08-09 12:52:25 PM
Nope. Still no black people in those crowds.
 
2012-08-09 12:53:08 PM

Altitude5280: Nope. Still no black people in those crowds.


Hey, that's not fair, everyone knows that black people are afraid of chairs.
 
2012-08-09 12:56:02 PM
I can see some of the other ones, maybe, but in a kitchen if you have to be taller than everyone else you must really have some power issues. I just wonder if he still has his policeman's uniform
 
2012-08-09 12:56:26 PM

dletter: Is it just me, or does that look more like a Romney impersonator than Romney?


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2012-08-09 12:58:20 PM
Mitt Romney isn't really a Mormon. He's an atheist who only went along with his father's faith so he could duck the Vietnam draft. He didn't actually try to convert anyone when he was in France either. In reality, he spent all his time in Monte Carlo gambling and buying high-end hookers. When his daddy found out what he was doing, he made him come home and marry his high school sweetheart. Actually, he only made him marry her after the second time she got pregnant. The first time, they got an abortion. Then Romney started using some of the mafia connections he had made in Marseilles to import heroin. By the time he became governor, they were flying it straight into a secret airport they set up in the Berkshires. When one of the pilots started to talk, Romney had him killed.
 
2012-08-09 12:58:43 PM
A little known fact, Romney is 5'3".
 
2012-08-09 01:00:44 PM
Well, it wouldn't do to be eye-level with the plebes. Plebes are meant to be looked down on by the ruling class!
 
2012-08-09 01:01:29 PM

Jackson Herring: I don't even have a joke for this

[www.slate.com image 568x852]


here it is (a few weeks old):
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-09 01:01:55 PM
america2fear.info

Pictures of Obama stepping on things.

/had to
//love Lincoln's WTF face
 
2012-08-09 01:02:38 PM
With all the times he changes his stance on things, no wonder his campaign staffers have to hold the chairs for him.
 
2012-08-09 01:04:14 PM

LarryDan43: A little known fact, Romney is 5'3".


People don't know this, but he's actually a jockey and he likes to do lines off of boners in the jockey's lounge.
 
2012-08-09 01:06:25 PM
The Society for Putting Romney On Top of Things
 
2012-08-09 01:06:59 PM

Rapmaster2000: LarryDan43: A little known fact, Romney is 5'3".

People don't know this, but he's actually a jockey and he likes to do lines off of boners in the jockey's lounge.


really short lines
 
2012-08-09 01:09:27 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: [america2fear.info image 850x570]

Pictures of Obama stepping on things.

/had to
//love Lincoln's WTF face


I get it that Clinton is clapping because he's Clinton, but why are FDR and Teddy Roosevelt seemingly congratulating Obama?

Also, love the scowling Richard Nixon in the center flanked by Ford and LBJ. If Obama is standing on the Constitution then I'd think Nixon would be impressed.
 
2012-08-09 01:09:58 PM

Rapmaster2000: Also, love the scowling Richard Nixon in the center flanked by Ford and LBJ. If Obama is standing on the Constitution then I'd think Nixon would be impressed.


Nixon's just jealous.
 
2012-08-09 01:17:05 PM
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Oh wait, this isn't the things on Romney thread?
 
2012-08-09 01:18:08 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: [america2fear.info image 850x570]

Pictures of Obama stepping on things.

/had to
//love Lincoln's WTF face


In my home town, there's a large population of Italian immigrants (usually about 2-3 generations removed). That picture... if you replace Obama with a crappy tile job, and the and ex-presidents with middle aged Italian men... it evokes even more truth.

/"Aaaay! Why you do this? This line, she's a not straight!!! She's a crook!"
 
2012-08-09 01:18:10 PM

Rapmaster2000: LarryDan43: A little known fact, Romney is 5'3".

People don't know this, but he's actually a jockey and he likes to do lines off of boners in the jockey's lounge.


*snert*
I already have the speed train ticket to hell. This will help me add points to my upgrade.
I'm goin' for Super-Shinkansen!
 
2012-08-09 01:23:06 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: //love Lincoln's WTF face


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2012-08-09 01:24:01 PM
I don't have time to do it, but I am an idea man, so here is my idea.

Photoshop these pictures as an homage to Yertle the Turtle, but call it Mittle the Twittle or something clever.

upload.wikimedia.org

Comedy Gold.
 
2012-08-09 01:27:32 PM
Mitt just naturally rises to the top. Like cream. A rather rich cream.

/tagline: You've been creamed by the rich.
 
2012-08-09 01:30:11 PM
Stand. Things. Tall.
 
2012-08-09 01:30:19 PM

She comes in colors everywhere: Jackson Herring: I don't even have a joke for this

[www.slate.com image 568x852]

here it is (a few weeks old):
[i50.tinypic.com image 360x480]


Psh. That's probably an unpaid intern position. On the plus side, the chair biatch is going to get to list his experience with the Romney campaign on his resume.
 
2012-08-09 01:31:18 PM

Jackson Herring: "better hold onto that chair or you'll end up like Bapp"


Every once in a while a Fark post makes me laugh way harder than it has any right to.

This is one of those posts.
 
2012-08-09 01:31:27 PM
Mormon dating sure is weird.

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2012-08-09 01:35:19 PM
Article reminded me of these:

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