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(WCAX Vermont)   Four times the legal limit, in a ditch, 50 feet from home, with three kids in the car. Almost made it, mom   (wcax.com ) divider line
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2012-08-09 09:31:59 AM  
At least the two younger kids had a good time:

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2012-08-09 09:38:52 AM  
Wow, .30+ is a serious drunk on.
 
2012-08-09 10:05:24 AM  
Damn it! I had Colonel Mustard, in the lounge, with the candlestick.

Not even close mom.
 
2012-08-09 10:22:21 AM  
I'd be more impressed if it had been 4x the legal speed limit.
 
gja
2012-08-09 01:10:05 PM  
NIIIIIIICE, stay class biatch!
 
2012-08-09 01:10:22 PM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2012-08-09 01:11:21 PM  
Another positive case for the death penalty.
 
gja
2012-08-09 01:15:39 PM  

probesport: Another positive case for the death penalty.


Or compulsory sterilization, at minimum.
 
2012-08-09 01:16:40 PM  
FTFA: Medor was driving with her two 4-year-olds and her 8-year old. All suffered minor injuries.

Of course they were minor injuries, they were under 18...
 
2012-08-09 01:20:56 PM  
It's always that last shot that keeps you 50 yards from your home.
 
2012-08-09 01:21:37 PM  
wcax.images.worldnow.com
Oddly I find her alluring..........
 
2012-08-09 01:31:14 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: [wcax.images.worldnow.com image 320x180]
Oddly I find her alluring..........


Well for Fairfax, VT.. she's basically a supermodel..
 
2012-08-09 01:32:17 PM  
Alleged drunk mom...was almost four times the legal limit. The author must be one hardcore drinker if they think 4x is allegedly drunk.
 
2012-08-09 01:37:45 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Alleged drunk mom...was almost four times the legal limit. The author must be one hardcore drinker if they think 4x is allegedly drunk.


That whole pesky innocent until proven guilty thing...
 
2012-08-09 01:40:07 PM  
"Police report the children screaming "DO AGAIN MOMMY DO AGAIN!'
 
2012-08-09 01:41:50 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: [wcax.images.worldnow.com image 320x180]
Oddly I find her alluring..........


It's the marker fumes.
i312.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-09 01:45:37 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: [wcax.images.worldnow.com image 320x180]
Oddly I find her alluring..........


She has that puffy face that some drunks get. Her kidneys aren't working too well anymore.
 
2012-08-09 01:48:22 PM  

Trashy: Red Shirt Blues: [wcax.images.worldnow.com image 320x180]
Oddly I find her alluring..........

Well for Fairfax, VT.. she's basically a supermodel..


I can attest to that.
Not only do I live there,
I submittted this splendid example of why I don't date.
Because in my neighborhood, this is the best you can find, a drunken, breeding slut who can't figure out how to drive in the summertime.
 
2012-08-09 01:51:24 PM  
Just think, if the limit were 0.04 we'd be talking eight times the limit. How drunk is that?!
 
2012-08-09 01:53:31 PM  
Wow drunk as a skunk on skunk hill Rd.
 
2012-08-09 01:54:18 PM  

Trashy: Red Shirt Blues: [wcax.images.worldnow.com image 320x180]
Oddly I find her alluring..........

Well for Fairfax, VT.. she's basically a supermodel..


and we're done here folks...
 
2012-08-09 02:02:52 PM  
Four times the legal limit, in a ditch, 50 feet from home, with three kids in the car. Almost made it, "mom"

Fixed headline...
 
2012-08-09 02:53:02 PM  

tedthebellhopp: Trashy: Red Shirt Blues: [wcax.images.worldnow.com image 320x180]
Oddly I find her alluring..........

Well for Fairfax, VT.. she's basically a supermodel..

and we're done here folks...


I have to agree, I live one town over from Fairfax.
 
2012-08-09 03:08:55 PM  

Thunderpipes: tedthebellhopp: Trashy: Red Shirt Blues: [wcax.images.worldnow.com image 320x180]
Oddly I find her alluring..........

Well for Fairfax, VT.. she's basically a supermodel..

and we're done here folks...

I have to agree, I live one town over from Fairfax.


If only she had been doing 4X the speed limit she might have rolled on over into your town.
 
2012-08-09 03:13:26 PM  
I've had nearly the same experience (no kids involved other than myself). At 15 I passed out 1 block from my house because I needed to rest before I walked the last bit home. Woke up to some headlights and a door closing. Stand up and some guy in a leather jacket I couldn't really make out pushed me down. I stood back up and he pushed me down again and said "You are not going anywhere, I already called the ambulance".

Anyway, ambulance showed up. Drove me a block home. Woke up my parents at 3 or 4 am. I stumble out of the ambulance and try to hop the 2 foot fence that I always leap over and don't even come close. I ended up face planting in my mom's rose bush. Finally managed to untangle myself and get into the house where I then passed out on the couch. Didn't even have a hangover in the morning. However, I was grounded for the rest of the summer.

/This happened in the first week of summer.
 
2012-08-09 03:20:17 PM  

vudukungfu: Trashy: Red Shirt Blues: [wcax.images.worldnow.com image 320x180]
Oddly I find her alluring..........

Well for Fairfax, VT.. she's basically a supermodel..

I can attest to that.
Not only do I live there,
I submittted this splendid example of why I don't date.
Because in my neighborhood, this is the best you can find, a drunken, breeding slut who can't figure out how to drive in the summertime.


Tiffany from this season of Hell's Kitchen is a pretty good example of your average VT girl:

1.bp.blogspot.com

Talk about a BIATCH
 
2012-08-09 03:34:40 PM  
Remember, the only young people that remain in Vermont are on welfare and father as many kids as possibly. So ya, exactly what you would think.
 
2012-08-09 03:47:35 PM  
Damn quitters these days.
 
2012-08-09 03:54:24 PM  
Looks like she stuck the landing
 
2012-08-09 04:21:57 PM  

Thunderpipes: tedthebellhopp: Trashy: Red Shirt Blues: [wcax.images.worldnow.com image 320x180]
Oddly I find her alluring..........

Well for Fairfax, VT.. she's basically a supermodel..

and we're done here folks...

I have to agree, I live one town over from Fairfax.


Jesum crow. We're naighbors
 
2012-08-09 04:35:40 PM  
I remember once probably 20 years ago partying with friends and driving home waking up drunk, hung over and it was still dark out. I looked out the window and thought, "Where the fark am I?". I was 100kms away at the party and had no clue what this place was. I knew where I was partying but this place looked sooo unfamiliar. I parked in a tee driveway reversed from the way I use MY OWN DRIVEWAY so it looked unfamiliar to me in the dark. I just saw tall trees. I got out of my car and then recognized my house. Had I stopped on the highway, I would have been waken up by flashing red lights but I was in my yard. NEVER AGAIN to this day...
 
2012-08-09 04:47:46 PM  

vudukungfu: Thunderpipes: tedthebellhopp: Trashy: Red Shirt Blues: [wcax.images.worldnow.com image 320x180]
Oddly I find her alluring..........

Well for Fairfax, VT.. she's basically a supermodel..

and we're done here folks...

I have to agree, I live one town over from Fairfax.

Jesum crow. We're naighbors


Georgia.
 
2012-08-09 06:42:10 PM  

Thunderpipes: Georgia.


Fairfield.
 
2012-08-09 06:45:35 PM  
26 years old and 4 kids is enough for me to be pissed off. The rest is unreadable.
 
2012-08-09 08:37:35 PM  
Welcome to where I have to commute to work, and go to community meetings, and drive to the store.
There are tons of these young things (four our five = one ton) on the dating sites where I live.
I need to take an online course in anthropology, can't be harder than on-line ordainment, right?
Then wright a book about this phenomenon.
Rite?
 
2012-08-09 08:52:16 PM  
But the biatch would have had some serious braggin rights if she had made it safely

But seriously 50ft from home and she couldn't have gotten the little crotch rotters to run home before the cops showed up? After all she's done for them they could have put in a little effort to help reduce some of the charges
 
2012-08-09 11:14:48 PM  
You all are assuming that she was going home, she might have been going out. I was staying at my brother's house one night and I saw flashing lights and a crowd forming in the street. A car had hit a telephone pole and knocked the electricity out for the blocks across the street. I asked someone what happened and they told me that the drunk guy had made it home safely then decided to go back out for more drinks.
 
2012-08-09 11:18:32 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: [wcax.images.worldnow.com image 320x180]
Oddly I find her alluring..........


No, you're doing it wrong. *You* need to drink that much to find her attractive.
 
2012-08-09 11:46:43 PM  
I'd suck the farts out of her car-seat.
 
2012-08-09 11:50:39 PM  
Drunk story of mine. After playing a show for a friend's all day/night backyard (farm) festival, and consuming 20 odd beers and a handful of pills given to me by a sexy demon named Carmen, I decided it was best to make the 40 minute expressway drive home instead of sleeping in comfort (and possibly with the sexy demon) at my friends farm house. I loaded my guitar, and gear into my vehicle, confident of the success of my upcoming journey. I woke up to the tapping of a trooper's night stick on my driver side window. I was sleeping in my car. In my running car that I stopped, and put in park. In the middle of the NB I75 lane. Snoozing. The trooper was extremely annoyed at this. I explained I had a couple of beers earlier, but playing a show when it was 100 degrees outside must have just shut me down. She looked, and observed my band gear and was just about to say something to me when ZOOOOOM out of nowhere a sports car passed within inches of her and her partner, traveling at least 180mph. They both slammed themselves into my car in surprise, yelled at me to get some coffee at the next stop, and began their chase of the other driver. I was thankful for the distraction, and also that I didn't get creamed by a trucker while napping on the expressway. Don't drink 20 beers, swallow a hand full of mystery pills, and drive. You might fall asleep on the freeway.
 
2012-08-10 10:46:14 AM  

morg: You all are assuming that she was going home, she might have been going out. I was staying at my brother's house one night and I saw flashing lights and a crowd forming in the street. A car had hit a telephone pole and knocked the electricity out for the blocks across the street. I asked someone what happened and they told me that the drunk guy had made it home safely then decided to go back out for more drinks.


This. I once lived off campus in an infamous party house complex. One morning, I woke up and drove off to work. At the entrance to the driveway of the complex, I saw one of my roommates' car in the ditch right beside the driveway. With a police car, lights on, cop looking at the empty car. I pulled up and was motioned to roll down my window by the cop.

"Do you know whose car this is?"

Briefly, I thought about saying 'no', but that particular roommate was an asshole, and I already figured out what happened. After getting good and drunk on a keg, he and his cousin got hungry and tried to drive to campus to find food. Fortunately the ditch confounded them.

"Yeah. It's my dickhead roommate's car. He's probably in the house, sleeping it off."

"Oh. Thanks. That house?" pointing at our place, with a dubious look on his face as he was undoubtedly sure of its reputation.

"Yeah. I know. Believe me, I wish I hadn't moved in with them but I'm stuck with the lease, now."

"Do you know what happened?"

"Not exactly, but they were up all night partying while I was trying to sleep because I had to work in the morning. Probably got hungry and decided to go get something to eat because food doesn't last for shiat in this place."

He laughed. "All right. Thanks. I think I'll got talk to him."

"Good. Bang really loudly on the door, please."

He laughed again.

This wasn't the first time the dumb fark got his car stuck in that ditch, either. He did it once coming home, too. That time, a bunch of them busted their asses to get it out.
 
2012-08-10 02:33:36 PM  
Be a great story to remember 40 years from now...
 
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