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(NBC News)   Fresh Prince tops Harry Potter at Gitmo. Man, fanfic is really getting out of hand   (worldnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 42
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2012-08-09 09:06:05 AM  
I would have thought they'd identify with Professor Quirrell, you know, since he wears a turban and all.

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2012-08-09 09:06:21 AM  
There's a headline of the week candidate! Good one, Subby!
 
2012-08-09 09:11:14 AM  
In west Jalalabad born and raised
In the mosque where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And stoning some women outside of the school
 
2012-08-09 09:27:48 AM  

Sybarite: In west Jalalabad born and raised
In the mosque where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And stoning some women outside of the school


When a couple of mullahs
They were up to no good
Started recruitin' in my neighbourhood
I got in one little jihad and my mom got mad
And said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Baghdad."
 
2012-08-09 09:33:07 AM  

sno man: There's a headline of the week candidate! Good one, Subby!


I second that. Well done.
 
2012-08-09 09:40:59 AM  
My God. Will the torture never end?
 
2012-08-09 09:44:00 AM  
God Is My Co-Pirate and Sybarite

Nicely done! And with teamwork too.
 
2012-08-09 09:48:16 AM  
Subby, you magnificent bastard! Well done.
 
2012-08-09 09:50:57 AM  
Fresh Prince and Harry Potter are rewards for good behaviour? No wonder they refuse to cooperate.
 
2012-08-09 09:55:04 AM  
I don't know what's worse: causing the deaths of 1000s of innocent people, or writing fanfic.
 
2012-08-09 10:00:34 AM  
for punishment do they have to dance like Carlton for hours on end?
 
2012-08-09 10:05:58 AM  
HOTW? Nah. It's not that funny, and it's not that original.
 
2012-08-09 10:06:31 AM  
Remember when Obama ordered the place shut down, and wanted to transfer the prisoners to civilian courts, but a bipartisan coalition of pants-pooping cowards in Congress (backed by majority opinion of equally cowardly U.S. citizens) blocked him from doing it? Good times, good times.
 
2012-08-09 10:06:50 AM  
"Getting"? I would've guessed that scenario has been covered years ago.
 
2012-08-09 10:06:57 AM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: Fresh Prince and Harry Potter are rewards for good behaviour? No wonder they refuse to cooperate.


They should give them a key to the room where they keep the porn and then send them to isolation for a while...with a towel...
 
2012-08-09 10:09:20 AM  

Tiiba: "Getting"? I would've guessed that scenario has been covered years ago.


Word.
 
2012-08-09 10:13:12 AM  

WhippingBoy: I don't know what's worse: causing the deaths of 1000s of innocent people, or writing fanfic.


If they're the moral equivalent that means I get to wipe out New Jersey with no guilt. Ohio, you're next.
 
2012-08-09 10:13:29 AM  
i992.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-09 10:17:09 AM  
We've been told these guys will always be a threat, indefinite detention, somehow the Constitution can't be applied here. The question remains: How did it work to give crazy people trials before? How do other countries get away with allowing their prisoners access to the justice system? Maybe things don't work like Dick Cheney's dreams?
 
2012-08-09 10:19:03 AM  
The Fresh Prince always seem more of a bottom to me.
 
2012-08-09 10:20:06 AM  
The only thing I remember about that show were the off duty cop from Die Hard and the guy who kept saying "DY-NO-MITE!".
 
2012-08-09 10:23:07 AM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-09 10:28:04 AM  
 
2012-08-09 10:33:06 AM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Sybarite: In west Jalalabad born and raised
In the mosque where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And stoning some women outside of the school

When a couple of mullahs
They were up to no good
Started recruitin' in my neighbourhood
I got in one little jihad and my mom got mad
And said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Baghdad."


I whistled for a camel and when it came it looked mad
the saddle said "ALALALALALALA" and it had sand in its pads
If anything I could say that this camel was sad
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes on to Bagdad!
 
2012-08-09 10:34:52 AM  

Sybarite: In west Jalalabad born and raised
In the mosque where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And stoning some women outside of the school


Hahaha! Wish mobile version would let me vote. This was funny as hell!
 
2012-08-09 10:52:29 AM  
WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH YOU SHIPPERS, ANYWAY? I MEAN, GODDAMN, TERRIBLE FANFICS AREN'T ENOUGH FOR YOU? IMPOSSIBRU PAIRS?!

GOD. GODDDDDD. *throws chair at wall.
 
2012-08-09 10:52:43 AM  
Its going to be a mind fark for them when they see the mom renditioned away in the 4th season, replaced with someone else and no one says a word about it ever.

Then they will know true fear, for we are willing to disappear beloved tv characters, and that Gitmo will be their end

/she probably wasn't actually beloved
//tatyana ali in a tube top will convert them to loving the USA in a second
/she's my age so it was never wrong for me to oogle them cans, right?
 
2012-08-09 10:53:56 AM  

AFKobel: God Is My Co-Pirate: Sybarite: In west Jalalabad born and raised
In the mosque where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And stoning some women outside of the school

When a couple of mullahs
They were up to no good
Started recruitin' in my neighbourhood
I got in one little jihad and my mom got mad
And said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Baghdad."

I whistled for a camel and when it came it looked mad
the saddle said "ALALALALALALA" and it had sand in its pads
If anything I could say that this camel was sad
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes on to Bagdad!


I...rode...up to the palace about seven or 8
and I yelled at the camel "You got a mighty stank"
I looked at the shambles, It was really bad
But now I'm stuck here, jihading Baghdad.
 
2012-08-09 10:54:58 AM  

czei: I would have thought they'd identify with Professor Quirrell, you know, since he wears a turban andet all.

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2012-08-09 10:56:42 AM  

Mugato: The only thing I remember about that show were the off duty cop from Die Hard and the guy who kept saying "DY-NO-MITE!".


I think his name was Rerun.
 
2012-08-09 10:58:17 AM  
I'm pretty sure Will Smith and Daniel Radcliffe is something that hasn't been Rule 34ed yet. Lucky for you farkers.

(yes I realize pointing that out jinxes it, but at the time of this posting it does not exist which is all that matters)
 
2012-08-09 10:59:17 AM  

AFKobel: God Is My Co-Pirate: Sybarite: In west Jalalabad born and raised
In the mosque where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And stoning some women outside of the school

When a couple of mullahs
They were up to no good
Started recruitin' in my neighbourhood
I got in one little jihad and my mom got mad
And said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Baghdad."

I whistled for a camel and when it came it looked mad
the saddle said "ALALALALALALA" and it had sand in its pads
If anything I could say that this camel was sad
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes on to Bagdad!


I. Got. Caught by the army about 7 or 8
And yelled to the devils "More will come later!"
Locked up at Gitmo, questioned, stripped bare
I get to watch Potter for good behaviour
 
2012-08-09 11:15:02 AM  

adm_crunch: Mugato: The only thing I remember about that show were the off duty cop from Die Hard and the guy who kept saying "DY-NO-MITE!".

I think his name was Rerun.


Confusing Fred Berry (What's Happening), J.J Walker (Good Times), and Reginald VelJohnson (Family Matters) takes some talent. Even for Fark that's impressive.

yes I realize you are being sarcastic
 
2012-08-09 11:18:48 AM  
So are stories about magic (that aren't in the Koran of course) against their religion? i know Jehovah's Witnesses aren't allowed to watch Harry Potter, I wonder if it's the same with other religious fanatics. If so, that's a pretty good joke.
 
2012-08-09 11:26:26 AM  
They'd obviously rather be judged by the firm yet fair hand of Judge Banks than the cruel hand of Delores Umbridge.
 
2012-08-09 11:37:03 AM  
FTFA: Allegations of torture have been common. A documentary by Doha-based broadcaster Al-Jazeera earlier this year said that children's songs from the "Sesame Street" TV series had been used to "torture" detainees.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2012-08-09 11:42:42 AM  
Another attempt:

Now this is a story all about how
The infidels flipped me upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit down, yo
I'll tell you how I became a prisoner at a camp called GITMO

In Saudi Arabia, born and raised
Hatin' women is how I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' at mi casa,
Yellin' 'Death to the West' outside the madrassa

When a couple of yanks who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my holy hood

I got in one li'l jihad screamin' "We hate ham!"
Then Rummy said "We're moving you to Cuba to live with Uncle Sam"

When I whistled for a cab after the attack
The license plate said HANNITY and it had Truck Nutz on the back
It was like this cabbie had his own passion play
But I thought, "Naw forget it, yo homes to the Bay!"

I pulled up to the jail about 7 or 8
I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes, waterboard me later"
In my bright orange jumpsuit I was all aglow
Now I sit on my throne as the Prince of GITMO.
 
2012-08-09 11:45:24 AM  

MechaDupek: FTFA: Allegations of torture have been common. A documentary by Doha-based broadcaster Al-Jazeera earlier this year said that children's songs from the "Sesame Street" TV series had been used to "torture" detainees.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA


I thought they liked Sesame Street.

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2012-08-09 12:20:49 PM  

degenerate-afro: I'm pretty sure Will Smith and Daniel Radcliffe is something that hasn't been Rule 34ed yet. Lucky for you farkers.

(yes I realize pointing that out jinxes it, but at the time of this posting it does not exist which is all that matters)


You think there's not already Fresh Prince/Harry Potter slashfic out there? You are an optimist.
 
2012-08-09 12:37:25 PM  
www.sitcomsonline.com

This thread needs more Hilary
 
2012-08-09 08:51:02 PM  
fc04.deviantart.net
 
2012-08-09 11:34:11 PM  

BronyMedic: WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH YOU SHIPPERS, ANYWAY? I MEAN, GODDAMN, TERRIBLE FANFICS AREN'T ENOUGH FOR YOU? IMPOSSIBRU PAIRS?!

GOD. GODDDDDD. *throws chair at wall.


You can have my Superwhovengerlock when you prise it from my sweaty, dead hands.

Just kidding I don't read that. But it exists. Lots and lots and lots of it exists, MSM-ing up my tumblr dash.

You think Loki and Dr. Watson can't get it on? OH YOU'RE SO WRONG! Wincest / Eleven threesome? Aw yeah, bring the sexytimes. Destiel / Johnlock extreme BDSM orgy? Drown in it, biatches. Captain America pulls a train? At least once a week.

/Teen girls and bored housewives have some screwed up sexual fantasies, y'all
//50 Shades of Grey is tame by comparison
///Supernatural / Dr Who / Avengers / BBC Sherlock, in case you can't work it out
 
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