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(CNN)   Old and busted: spanking your disobedient 11-year-old child. New hotness: waterboarding your disobedient 11-year-old child   (cnn.com) divider line 76
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2012-08-09 09:39:39 AM
Busted, old and busted.
 
2012-08-09 09:39:52 AM
Didn't know Dick Cheney had an 11 year old kid.
 
2012-08-09 09:40:03 AM
I blame video games.

They give these adults ideas which they use.
 
2012-08-09 09:40:23 AM
Did it work?
 
2012-08-09 09:40:25 AM
Sounds legit to me.
 
2012-08-09 09:40:35 AM
That is not how I pictured Scot Harvath. Huh.
 
2012-08-09 09:40:35 AM
Your 11-year-old child does not obey children?
 
2012-08-09 09:41:38 AM
That's trickle down torture-nomics!

The president approves of it and now years later us regular middle class folk can use it on our kids.
 
2012-08-09 09:42:13 AM
child disobedient 11-year-old child
 
2012-08-09 09:43:05 AM
Hey, submitter, I like your headline totally-fail headline.
 
2012-08-09 09:43:41 AM
That man and his wife are some sick motherfarkers. He was intentionally depriving her of oxygen to the point of brain death (the "5 minute" comment the kids made). They need to bury those farkers under the jailhouse
 
2012-08-09 09:44:40 AM
Father of the year competition is starting to really heat up.
 
2012-08-09 09:44:44 AM
Will you give yourself to this program...
 
2012-08-09 09:46:26 AM
I think Dick Cheney made his daughter a lesbian by doing this
 
2012-08-09 09:46:27 AM
Based on the information she revealed they were able to take out a whole Bratz® cell.

You may disagree with the methods, but you can't argue with the results.
 
2012-08-09 09:53:49 AM
FTA: The girl said her father said "she could go five minutes without brain damage," the newspaper reported, citing court documents.

According to the court documents the girl said Morse would "sometimes look away while he did it and (redacted) would become afraid that he would lose track of time and she would die."


Holy Farking Crap! I was wondering why they included that blurb earlier how he wrote about the near death experiences of children. Scary shiat.
 
2012-08-09 09:54:06 AM
Morse specializes in near-death experiences in children and wrote a book about the subject called "Closer to the Light" in 1991.

No sh*t
 
2012-08-09 09:58:56 AM
Well she probably deserved it.
 
2012-08-09 10:00:27 AM
Here is the parents' website
Link
It....uh.....explains a lot.
 
2012-08-09 10:01:44 AM
Unfortunately most liberals don't understand the difference
 
2012-08-09 10:01:51 AM
Confused by headline:

www.reactionface.info
 
2012-08-09 10:02:34 AM
$14,500 bond? I once got caught with less than an ounce of weed (my buddy had it in his truck) and they gave me $15,000 bond. Priorities are so farked in the US.
 
2012-08-09 10:02:57 AM
According to the conservatives, waterboarding isn't torture, nor a crime, so it's okay to use. Isn't Bush's legacy grand?
 
2012-08-09 10:04:11 AM
But there is no way a child would be ok with two daddies, or two mommies.

/sorry, I had to go there...
 
2012-08-09 10:07:57 AM
Red Shirt Blues: Here is the parents' website
Link
It....uh.....explains a lot.


I'm starting to think her "disobedience" amounted to telling dad:

"You know what, Dad? This whole pop-psycho/spiritual crap scam you got going is a big smelly load of shiat."
 
2012-08-09 10:08:05 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-09 10:09:30 AM
If you abuse your child, whatever you did to the kid, should be done to you. So, waterboard the parents. Deprive them of oxygen until they nearly die, then let up. Do that a few times to put the fear of God (or your deity of choice) in them....maybe make them shiat their pants a bit.
 
2012-08-09 10:10:59 AM
Red Shirt Blues: Here is the parents' website
Link
It....uh.....explains a lot.


They have a Klout rating of 61, man. 61. So save your snarky tone for someone in the sub-50 range.
 
2012-08-09 10:12:46 AM
Confused by headline:

Yo Dawg, I heard you like weatherboarding yo children; So we put some children in yo child, so you can waterboard at the waterslide.
 
2012-08-09 10:14:05 AM
Red Shirt Blues: Here is the parents' website
Link
It....uh.....explains a lot.


From the site:
"Dr. Morse lives with his wife and two children in Lower Slower Delaware. He and his wife are one of the few civilian remote viewing teams in the United States."
 
2012-08-09 10:15:15 AM
1. Melvin L Morse MD FAAP

Hmmm, auto erotic asphyxiation specialists.....
 
2012-08-09 10:15:56 AM
drongozone: Red Shirt Blues: Here is the parents' website
Link
It....uh.....explains a lot.

From the site:
"Dr. Morse lives with his wife and two children in Lower Slower Delaware. He and his wife are one of the few civilian remote viewing teams in the United States."


I'm kinda surprised a seemingly New Agey twit could be so violent. Which makes me think it's a scam even more.
 
2012-08-09 10:16:40 AM
Antimatter: According to the conservatives, waterboarding isn't torture, nor a crime, so it's okay to use. Isn't Bush's legacy grand?

I wonder if they'll use that as part of the defense...
 
2012-08-09 10:19:32 AM
Diogenes: drongozone: Red Shirt Blues: Here is the parents' website
Link
It....uh.....explains a lot.

From the site:
"Dr. Morse lives with his wife and two children in Lower Slower Delaware. He and his wife are one of the few civilian remote viewing teams in the United States."

I'm kinda surprised a seemingly New Agey twit could be so violent. Which makes me think it's a scam even more.


Mind you, a lot of notorious cult leaders had New Age beliefs.
 
2012-08-09 10:20:09 AM
Remember when smart people warned everyone what Bush and Cheney excusing then mainstreaming torture would do?
 
2012-08-09 10:21:45 AM
Two days in a row we get to have threads where the pro-child-abuse crowd will explain to us why physically assaulting small children is awesome and why America is in decline not because of our massive economic issues, our failing ability to compete in a globalized market or our military overreach, but because people don't beat toddlers often enough these days.

Yay.
 
2012-08-09 10:26:41 AM
Kristofferson sure has a mean streak.
 
2012-08-09 10:26:43 AM
So does this guy qualify as a real-life mad scientist?
 
2012-08-09 10:27:10 AM
Fluid: Mind you, a lot of notorious cult leaders had New Age beliefs.

I tend to think they were more "tools" than personal beliefs. Good cult leaders rarely subscribe to their supposed belief systems.

And hopefully were a little better done than the dreck I see on that site.
 
2012-08-09 10:28:08 AM
Tiiba: So does this guy qualify as a real-life mad scientist?

Hopefully he's qualify as a real-life convicted felon.
 
2012-08-09 10:33:44 AM
Had a few GFs whose parents were hyper religious, still made them live at home even >18 - look it's nice if your family is still together after the teenage years and all that shiat but not if it's forced by the crazy parents. Especially not if you're kicking her ass until she feels physically unwell every day. I got the impression they were so eager to get married/pregnant for an excuse to move out immediately.
 
2012-08-09 10:37:43 AM
Fark Rye For Many Whores: , still made them live at home even >18

How is that even possible? You cannot force an adult to live somewhere.
 
2012-08-09 10:42:17 AM
jack21221: Fark Rye For Many Whores: , still made them live at home even >18

How is that even possible? You cannot force an adult to live somewhere.


he's not SERIOUS. he's playing mind games. cause he wants a bf to be gay with
 
2012-08-09 10:44:00 AM
Never hit your child.
 
2012-08-09 10:47:20 AM
Bongo Blue: Never hit on your child.
 
2012-08-09 10:48:37 AM
SuwonROKs: $14,500 bond? I once got caught with less than an ounce of weed (my buddy had it in his truck) and they gave me $15,000 bond. Priorities are so farked in the US.

You are so right.
 
2012-08-09 10:49:02 AM
Bongo Blue: Never hit your child.

Hit other people's children?
 
2012-08-09 10:56:15 AM
Red Shirt Blues: Here is the parents' website
Link
It....uh.....explains a lot.


Well, looking at that, now we know the name of the daughter that was so carefully redacted in the article.
 
2012-08-09 10:57:11 AM
SuwonROKs: $14,500 bond? I once got caught with less than an ounce of weed (my buddy had it in his truck) and they gave me $15,000 bond. Priorities are so farked in the US.

Be thankful it wasn't raw milk. $2 MILLION bond out in Cali for one poor schmuck.
 
2012-08-09 10:58:28 AM
oldsbone: Red Shirt Blues: Here is the parents' website
Link
It....uh.....explains a lot.

Well, looking at that, now we know the name of the daughter that was so carefully redacted in the article.


Oh, and pictures. So much for anonymity.
 
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