Jim Davis and his Garfield Army will lead us to VICTORY!

Perhaps it just wanted to wax nostalgic somehow.

Happy ThursdayVegemite everyone.

If they were all on the same page, couldn't we just close the book on them?

That's horrific.

I picked up a kid with a cockroach who had crawled into his ear while he was asleep. He was literally screaming and clawing at his ear, even after two doses of morphine. As I was later told in the ER, these things are quite common in the larger cities, and they see them at least once a week at the children's hospitals.

They flooded this kids' ear with 2% lidocaine/epi, and then finally pulled the bugger out with hemostats. I had nightmares for a week afterwords.

Dear lord, I had to scratch my ears as soon as I read the headline. Subby, you're a bastard.

But bravo.

Sleeping with earplugs now.

I usually like spider threads, but subby fark you right in the ear for this one.

BronyMedic: That's horrific.

I picked up a kid with a cockroach who had crawled into his ear while he was asleep. He was literally screaming and clawing at his ear, even after two doses of morphine. As I was later told in the ER, these things are quite common in the larger cities, and they see them at least once a week at the children's hospitals.

They flooded this kids' ear with 2% lidocaine/epi, and then finally pulled the bugger out with hemostats. I had nightmares for a week afterwords.

Oh my God I did not need to read this. Time to abandon thread.

This is exactly why I keep my ears plugged solid with wax. It really wasn't because I'm too lazy -- IT'S BECAUSE OF THE SPIDERS!!!

This probably happens pretty often, it's just that MOST of us don't go running to the media for our 15 minutes.

Well, now I have a very legit excuse for my chronic insomnia.

Can't sleep. Spiders will eat me.

genepool lifeboat: If my wife reads this article, I will never be allowed to sleep again.

It's Spider Day!

It looks kinda cute actually. It has Disney eyes.

Carn: It's Spider Day!

STEP ON SPIDER!

Lure it out with a dead mosquito or hobbit.

I remember reading (about 20 years ago) about some guy in africa who had ants living in his head for months.


s-h-u-d-d-e-r

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Great, just great. Which one of you farkers woke it up? Hmmm? Well I better start wearing a tin foil hat, I don't wanna be a CPU.

My wife woke up screaming one night, saying there was a bug in her ear. She runs into the bathroom and grabs tweezers, but I stop her before she rams them into her ear because I don't want her to rupture her eardrum. I keep telling her that she had just had a bad dream, there was no bug in her ear.

There was a bug in her ear. I felt bad.

The end.

Loadmaster: I remember reading (about 20 years ago) about some guy in africa who had ants living in his head for months.


s-h-u-d-d-e-r

It could be worse, he could have worms under his skin.

Gunny Highway: Carn: It's Spider Day!

STEP ON SPIDER!

He's doing his part. Are you?

OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!

The picture proves it's real and can and will happen to anyone at a moments notice. It's why I always keep a loaded pistol close by in case I need to show the little guy who's really in charge. Heh, stupid spiders, think they're so smart.

BronyMedic: That's horrific.

I picked up a kid with a cockroach who had crawled into his ear while he was asleep. He was literally screaming and clawing at his ear, even after two doses of morphine. As I was later told in the ER, these things are quite common in the larger cities, and they see them at least once a week at the children's hospitals.

They flooded this kids' ear with 2% lidocaine/epi, and then finally pulled the bugger out with hemostats. I had nightmares for a week afterwords.

Evil Mackerel: Loadmaster: I remember reading (about 20 years ago) about some guy in africa who had ants living in his head for months.


s-h-u-d-d-e-r

It could be worse, he could have worms under his skin.

Worser:

Well, this thread has certainly gone from bad to worse, and then worse to Lovecraftian.

Arachnids getting their act together:

LewDux: Gunny Highway: Carn: It's Spider Day!

STEP ON SPIDER!

He's doing his part. Are you?

You must stop.

Maybe I'm a sick bastard, but I find Bot Fly removal videos fascinating.

Link

Link

Link

Know who else put animals in people's ears?

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Raging Thespian: Probably just trying to stirrup some trouble anvil-ify spiders forever. I'm sure we can hammer out our differences with this fellow though.

You pun hogs canal go fark yourselves!

Gunny Highway: Carn: It's Spider Day!

STEP ON SPIDER!

No No, give it a home!



On your face!

thisisyourbrainonFark: Evil Mackerel: Loadmaster: I remember reading (about 20 years ago) about some guy in africa who had ants living in his head for months.


s-h-u-d-d-e-r

It could be worse, he could have worms under his skin.

Worser:

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Is that the a norwegian bee larva?

Evil Mackerel: thisisyourbrainonFark: Evil Mackerel: Loadmaster: I remember reading (about 20 years ago) about some guy in africa who had ants living in his head for months.


s-h-u-d-d-e-r

It could be worse, he could have worms under his skin.

Worser:

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Is that the a norwegian bee larva?

Loa loa. The fly's bite deposited larvae into his bloodstream, and those larvae grew into worms that crawled through his skin and into his eye.

/ironically this happened to a Christian missionary, who, you know, presumably doesn't believe in evolution.
//damn, nature ...

thisisyourbrainonFark: Evil Mackerel: Loadmaster: I remember reading (about 20 years ago) about some guy in africa who had ants living in his head for months.


s-h-u-d-d-e-r

It could be worse, he could have worms under his skin.

Worser:

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Reminds me of this.

LowbrowDeluxe: I usually like spider threads, but subby fark you right in the ear for this one.

....wll if you did subby could hear you comin....

sprawl15: thisisyourbrainonFark: Evil Mackerel: Loadmaster: I remember reading (about 20 years ago) about some guy in africa who had ants living in his head for months.


s-h-u-d-d-e-r

It could be worse, he could have worms under his skin.

Worser:

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Reminds me of this.

Now that's farking horrifying. Liked the top comment, though.

I was on some tropical island once and got that water-in-ear sensation, which I thought was weird because I hadn't put my head in the water. I filed it under 'weird island shiat' and two days later, the 'water' finally came out. Turns out it was a very small, and very dead, bug.

After the initial gross out drama scene that ensued, I realised that it wasn't even that bad.

The End

What did the spider say? Yes! What was he saying?
Ok. I will tell you.
The spider told her things about the world. He told her about the time there was a big typhoon on the island and all the sharks came out of the water. Yes. They came out of the water and they walked right into your house with their big white teeth.
And the woman heard these things. And she was in love.