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(Guardian)   Smile ....OR ELSE   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 11
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11606 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Aug 2012 at 12:46 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-09 12:50:26 PM  
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2012-08-09 01:38:28 PM  
3 votes:

Contents Under Pressure: When I was a young woman, if I smiled, some random guy would assume I wanted to drop to my knees and hoover his cork.


I'd just like to point out that I don't make sexist judgements like that. Whether you smiled or not would make absolutely no difference in that regard.
2012-08-09 12:50:32 PM  
3 votes:

Smile ....OR ELSE


Teeth or GTFO.
2012-08-09 09:58:54 AM  
3 votes:
police questioned him about his demeanour and why he had not been seen to be visibly enjoying the event

Because he was watching people riding bicycles?
2012-08-09 01:25:54 PM  
2 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: [mylittlefacewhen.com image 735x735]


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2012-08-09 01:03:41 PM  
2 votes:
This incident is illustrative of the kind of chronic misunderstandings people who carry a number of rubber knives to Olympic cycling events have to deal with regularly.

/member, Friends and Allies of Rubber Knives
2012-08-09 07:06:36 PM  
1 votes:

MythDragon: Fano: Honest Bender: Fano: fc07.deviantart.net

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/I'm too late?

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Turn that frown upside down!

Goddamit. I spent those 8 minutes looking for the right clip.


Took me a while to find a proper Mad Love pic--- kept trying to find one of the piranhas smiling. The clip was loved though, one of the best, with Batman laughing and breaking Harley.
2012-08-09 01:45:04 PM  
1 votes:

Contents Under Pressure: Not a smiler, never have been. When I was a young woman, if I smiled, some random guy would assume I wanted to drop to my knees and hoover his cork. So, I never smiled in public, certainly not while looking at a stranger. What wound up happening was that men would walk up to me and, from a distance of about 6 inches bellow at me to "SMILE HONEY!"

And people wondered why I left my hometown to live in a gay neighborhood in San Francisco. Seriously. I loved walking the Castro, because I could do my shopping (Cole's Hardware, etc.) without having some jackwagon get in my grill about being his own personal source of entertainment and validation.

So, men who make judgements on anyone about their level of merriment deserve a swift kick to the groin.


Crabby-like typing detected.
2012-08-09 01:07:51 PM  
1 votes:

WelldeadLink: Worsfold had had "a number of knives" in his possession, but that these turned out to be made of rubber and for use only as display items.


They only look like rubber when he holds them.
2012-08-09 12:55:42 PM  
1 votes:
Considering the state of British dentistry, requiring him to smile would be a breach of the peace.
2012-08-09 12:50:04 PM  
1 votes:
I think he was disappointed over the distinct lack of fat-bottomed girls.
 
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