Contents Under Pressure: When I was a young woman, if I smiled, some random guy would assume I wanted to drop to my knees and hoover his cork.
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MythDragon: Fano: Honest Bender: Fano: fc07.deviantart.net[kittensincarbonite.files.wordpress.com image 400x302]/I'm too late?[i4.ytimg.com image 320x180]Turn that frown upside down!Goddamit. I spent those 8 minutes looking for the right clip.
Contents Under Pressure: Not a smiler, never have been. When I was a young woman, if I smiled, some random guy would assume I wanted to drop to my knees and hoover his cork. So, I never smiled in public, certainly not while looking at a stranger. What wound up happening was that men would walk up to me and, from a distance of about 6 inches bellow at me to "SMILE HONEY!"And people wondered why I left my hometown to live in a gay neighborhood in San Francisco. Seriously. I loved walking the Castro, because I could do my shopping (Cole's Hardware, etc.) without having some jackwagon get in my grill about being his own personal source of entertainment and validation.So, men who make judgements on anyone about their level of merriment deserve a swift kick to the groin.
WelldeadLink: Worsfold had had "a number of knives" in his possession, but that these turned out to be made of rubber and for use only as display items.
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