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(Guardian)   Smile ....OR ELSE   ( divider line
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11619 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Aug 2012 at 12:46 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-09 09:58:54 AM  
3 votes:
police questioned him about his demeanour and why he had not been seen to be visibly enjoying the event

Because he was watching people riding bicycles?
2012-08-09 03:42:07 PM  
1 vote:
"officers made an arrest to prevent a possible breach of the peace," Surrey police said in a statement."
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What a Surrey police officer might look like
2012-08-09 01:33:49 PM  
1 vote:
Not a smiler, never have been. When I was a young woman, if I smiled, some random guy would assume I wanted to drop to my knees and hoover his cork. So, I never smiled in public, certainly not while looking at a stranger. What wound up happening was that men would walk up to me and, from a distance of about 6 inches bellow at me to "SMILE HONEY!"

And people wondered why I left my hometown to live in a gay neighborhood in San Francisco. Seriously. I loved walking the Castro, because I could do my shopping (Cole's Hardware, etc.) without having some jackwagon get in my grill about being his own personal source of entertainment and validation.

So, men who make judgements on anyone about their level of merriment deserve a swift kick to the groin.
2012-08-09 12:50:04 PM  
1 vote:
I think he was disappointed over the distinct lack of fat-bottomed girls.
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