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(NFL)   Week 1 NFL Preseason games are finally here, with six different games kicking off between 7 PM and 8:30 pm on your local stations or Redzone. The national game will be the Green Bay Packers vs. the San Diego Chargers at 8 PM on ESPN. FOOTBALL   (nfl.com ) divider line
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2012-08-09 10:24:10 AM  
and we get started with Manning face vs. Emo-QB. XD


/go saints
 
2012-08-09 11:12:37 AM  
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME

/Geaux Saints!
 
2012-08-09 11:15:58 AM  
Can we simply nuke Qualcomm stadium about 5:30 PDT?
It would de-douche Southern California considerably.

Also, I wonder how the NFL is going to drown out the screams of c*nt, b*tch, dyke and slore (among others) at the female referee in the Packers-Chargers game.
 
2012-08-09 11:28:46 AM  

generalDisdain: Can we simply nuke Qualcomm stadium about 5:30 PDT?
It would de-douche Southern California considerably.

Also, I wonder how the NFL is going to drown out the screams of c*nt, b*tch, dyke and slore (among others) at the female referee in the Packers-Chargers game.


Well, they could hire the sound guys that do WWE Raw. they're masters at "audio engineering" for the purpose of chant control. :D


/holds out hope that the fans won't be that rude
//go female ref!
 
2012-08-09 11:32:14 AM  
Well, sort of football, anyway.

But thank the jeebus.
 
2012-08-09 11:32:15 AM  
I'm surprised the Denver/Chicago game isn't the national. Seems Manning would be the national interest. Oh well, NFL Network is airing it at 11 pm Central so I'll check it out. I just can't get too excited till September but at least pre-season lets you see how much depth your team has.

PLEASE Texans, let's at least get Andre Johnson within spitting distance of a Super Bowl before he retires.
 
2012-08-09 11:32:54 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: generalDisdain: Can we simply nuke Qualcomm stadium about 5:30 PDT?
It would de-douche Southern California considerably.

Also, I wonder how the NFL is going to drown out the screams of c*nt, b*tch, dyke and slore (among others) at the female referee in the Packers-Chargers game.

Well, they could hire the sound guys that do WWE Raw. they're masters at "audio engineering" for the purpose of chant control. :D


/holds out hope that the fans won't be that rude
//go female ref!


Well while they're at it, everytime a player is carted off the field, insert JR screaming, "BAH GAWD, KING, THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY!"

/Steelers first victim: the Eagles
//technically though they've already won
 
2012-08-09 11:36:42 AM  
I might as well do my annual breakdown/prediction of the Bears schedule. Last year I predicted every game except vs Philly correctly up until Cutler got hurt (although I was right that the least incompetent coach that day would win, and Reid was worse than usual). So this time, all of these time wasting nonsense predictions assume that Cutler/Marshall/Forte and Urlacher/Briggs/Peppers all start at least 14 games each.


Week 1: Colts
Week 2: @Lambeau on Thursday
Week 3: STL
Week 4: @Jerryworld

A rather mediocre opening quarter. There's a chance that Luck shows surprising competence, but I like Chicago's chances opening against a rookie at home. GB wins at home. Bradford's shoulders are not covered under warrenty at Soldier Field. Last year vs Dallas was a clownshoes game that Chicago won, and I'll pick the Bears again because I'm a homer. 3-1 heading into midseason.

Week 5: @JAX
Week 6: BYE
Week 7: DET
Week 8: NEWTONS

Goldilocks Gabbert is Jacksonville's best option at QB, so no further comment. The bye week is a bit early, but the rest should get them a division win at home. The Panthers played Chicago tough last year, and they'll be due for a letdown at home. 5-2 at the half.

Week 9: @Tits
Week 10: HOU
Week 11: @Candlestick
Week 12: MINNIHAHA

I've heard that Tennassee is on the upswing, but I suspect the Bears will outmatch them. Not so for the Texans. The 9ers are going to revert to the mean this year, but they'll give Chicago their first back to back losses playing on the left coast. The Vikings are boned. 7-4 heading into the final stretch.

Week 13: TROLLHAWKS
Week 14: @Minny
Week 15: PACK
Week 16: @The John Skelton Experience
Week 17: @Hell

December opens up with the Bears pasting Seattle all over Soldier field. Again, the Vikings are boned this year, even at home. I'll even give a homer nod over GB. Arizona may not start John Skelton, but whoever they do start would be worse. Detroit will look to play spoiler to close things out, but the Bears back into the playoffs anyway at 11-5.
 
2012-08-09 12:19:19 PM  

generalDisdain: Can we simply nuke Qualcomm stadium about 5:30 PDT?
It would de-douche Southern California considerably.

Also, I wonder how the NFL is going to drown out the screams of c*nt, b*tch, dyke and slore (among others) at the female referee in the Packers-Chargers game.


When the Coaches throw a challenge flag, I wonder if she'll throw a used tampon back at them?
 
2012-08-09 12:48:10 PM  

bluorangefyre: Grand_Moff_Joseph: generalDisdain: Can we simply nuke Qualcomm stadium about 5:30 PDT?
It would de-douche Southern California considerably.

Also, I wonder how the NFL is going to drown out the screams of c*nt, b*tch, dyke and slore (among others) at the female referee in the Packers-Chargers game.

Well, they could hire the sound guys that do WWE Raw. they're masters at "audio engineering" for the purpose of chant control. :D


/holds out hope that the fans won't be that rude
//go female ref!

Well while they're at it, everytime a player is carted off the field, insert JR screaming, "BAH GAWD, KING, THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY!"


That would be awesome. Then, during a coach's challenge, the Anonymous Raw GM appears via laptop to throw a curveball at the teams.
 
2012-08-09 01:29:59 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: generalDisdain: Can we simply nuke Qualcomm stadium about 5:30 PDT?
It would de-douche Southern California considerably.

Also, I wonder how the NFL is going to drown out the screams of c*nt, b*tch, dyke and slore (among others) at the female referee in the Packers-Chargers game.

When the Coaches throw a challenge flag, I wonder if she'll throw a used tampon back at them?


You were already farkied green. You have a new description. "I wonder if she'll throw a used tampon back at them?"
 
2012-08-09 01:53:55 PM  
Bout' time to add a fourth.

cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2012-08-09 02:25:21 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: generalDisdain: Can we simply nuke Qualcomm stadium about 5:30 PDT?
It would de-douche Southern California considerably.

Also, I wonder how the NFL is going to drown out the screams of c*nt, b*tch, dyke and slore (among others) at the female referee in the Packers-Chargers game.

When the Coaches throw a challenge flag, I wonder if she'll throw a used tampon back at them?


Would like to come over here and help me clean the coffee off of my keyboard?
 
2012-08-09 02:44:29 PM  
Geaux!
 
2012-08-09 03:01:44 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: generalDisdain: Can we simply nuke Qualcomm stadium about 5:30 PDT?
It would de-douche Southern California considerably.

Also, I wonder how the NFL is going to drown out the screams of c*nt, b*tch, dyke and slore (among others) at the female referee in the Packers-Chargers game.

Well, they could hire the sound guys that do WWE Raw. they're masters at "audio engineering" for the purpose of chant control. :D


/holds out hope that the fans won't be that rude
//go female ref!


i149.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-09 03:48:10 PM  
Glad I can bring out the Pats jersey again. I wish I had a Browns one though

/Anyone else not like the new jerseys that Nike is selling?
 
2012-08-09 03:49:04 PM  
Man, I'm gonna miss NFL this year. :(
 
2012-08-09 04:09:02 PM  
Ahh, yes, preseason football. When the Eagles charge me full price for my season tickets to watch the starters for a series, the backups for a quarter, and a bunch of guys who'll be unloading trucks at Pep Boys for the rest of the game.
 
2012-08-09 04:15:16 PM  
Today, I'd be interested in whatever Peyton and RGIII do. I'll be much more engaged on September 5th.
 
2012-08-09 06:44:29 PM  

bluorangefyre: Grand_Moff_Joseph: generalDisdain: Can we simply nuke Qualcomm stadium about 5:30 PDT?
It would de-douche Southern California considerably.

Also, I wonder how the NFL is going to drown out the screams of c*nt, b*tch, dyke and slore (among others) at the female referee in the Packers-Chargers game.

Well, they could hire the sound guys that do WWE Raw. they're masters at "audio engineering" for the purpose of chant control. :D


/holds out hope that the fans won't be that rude
//go female ref!

Well while they're at it, everytime a player is carted off the field, insert JR screaming, "BAH GAWD, KING, THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY!"



Post to your twitter who you think should be the Seahawks quarterback in the second half...pay no attention to the fact that we'll pick whoever we want anyhow.
 
2012-08-09 06:46:38 PM  

TheManofPA: Post to your twitter who you think should be the Seahawks quarterback in the second half...pay no attention to the fact that we'll pick whoever we want anyhow.


TWITTER TOUT TOUT TOUT TWITTER
 
2012-08-09 06:47:22 PM  
This site has links to all the games tonight:

http://www.thefirstrow.eu/

Just click the AM.Football link
 
2012-08-09 06:50:43 PM  

Beerguy: Bout' time to add a fourth.


Yeah I see a Raider/Skins Super Bowl coming right up :)
 
2012-08-09 06:52:05 PM  
Betting Aaron Rodgers doesn't play more than a quarter (maybe less). The Packers have a street free-agent starting at LT.
 
2012-08-09 06:52:24 PM  
Aaron Rodgers, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Ben Roethlisberger, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Drew Brees, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Peyton Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Tom Brady, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0


Just feels so good being able to calibrate the Delhomme RatingTM for those names on a single night, lol. FOOTBAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
2012-08-09 06:55:06 PM  
Papa Cutler is back! Papa Cutler is back!
 
2012-08-09 07:01:42 PM  
Let's hope the new Cutler baby brings out a facial expression other than SuperPout from ol' Jay.


/BEAR DOWN!!!
//My poor co-workers... they have a hard time with me during football season, me being in Minnesota and all...
 
2012-08-09 07:02:18 PM  
FFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTBBBALLLLLLLL!

bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2012-08-09 07:05:37 PM  

Transpogue: Let's hope the new Cutler baby brings out a facial expression other than SuperPout from ol' Jay.


/BEAR DOWN!!!
//My poor co-workers... they have a hard time with me during football season, me being in Minnesota and all...


This was probably said in the Cutler baby thread but now Jay is only the second whiniest individual in his household.
 
2012-08-09 07:05:45 PM  
Kenny Albert looks like something that would be found gurgling "kill...me" in a mad scientist's quarantine tube.
 
2012-08-09 07:06:22 PM  

Beerguy: Bout' time to add a fourth.


Bwahahahahahhahahaha. Thanks for the laugh.

Here's to some pointless football tonight. Go Broncos!
 
2012-08-09 07:06:33 PM  
Randle El already muffed his lines.

They should call him their "perpendicular to the sideline reporter."

I got a million of em.
 
2012-08-09 07:08:17 PM  
RG3 to start out first.
 
2012-08-09 07:08:37 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: RG3 to start out first.


Not if Shanahan has anything to say about it, apparently.
 
2012-08-09 07:08:52 PM  
Hai guise what's going on in this thread?

I don't care that it's preseason, I just care that it's FOOTBALL, y'all! :D Let's do this.
 
2012-08-09 07:09:54 PM  
3 and out for the Redskins.
 
2012-08-09 07:10:35 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: RG3 and out for the Redskins.


FTFM
 
2012-08-09 07:11:05 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

The Denver Broncos' Super Bowl XLVII championship season begins!

/with a lot of action featuring Caleb Hanie behind center
 
2012-08-09 07:11:35 PM  
Buffalo's first play from scrimmage is a...sack. Auspicious start for these two offenses.

No-huddle? Sure, why not.
 
2012-08-09 07:11:47 PM  
Holy crap, the Pats play the next 3 preseason games in a 10 day span? WTF?
 
2012-08-09 07:12:24 PM  

PluckYew: This site has links to all the games tonight:

http://www.thefirstrow.eu/

Just click the AM.Football link


Thank you
 
2012-08-09 07:13:20 PM  

ununcle: Holy crap, the Pats play the next 3 preseason games in a 10 day span? WTF?


Here's hoping for injuries!

/as long as Brady is out during week 2 at least...
 
2012-08-09 07:13:49 PM  
What a game so far. 3 minutes of game play, 2 three-and-outs. Catch the fever of preseason football.
 
2012-08-09 07:14:36 PM  
I just want to see one Griffin-to-Garcon completion.
 
2012-08-09 07:14:57 PM  

ununcle: Holy crap, the Pats play the next 3 preseason games in a 10 day span? WTF?


Teams can play MNF, Sunday, Thursday during the regular season. That's ten days. So what?
 
2012-08-09 07:17:14 PM  
Fumble.
 
2012-08-09 07:17:34 PM  

kronicfeld: ununcle: Holy crap, the Pats play the next 3 preseason games in a 10 day span? WTF?

Teams can play MNF, Sunday, Thursday during the regular season. That's ten days. So what?


It really packs a lot of evaluation time into a short period. It is unfortunate for the younger bubble players.
 
2012-08-09 07:17:48 PM  
Moar like RG3 and out amirite?
 
2012-08-09 07:18:14 PM  

kronicfeld: ununcle: Holy crap, the Pats play the next 3 preseason games in a 10 day span? WTF?

Teams can play MNF, Sunday, Thursday during the regular season. That's ten days. So what?


Um, Yeah that's so common.
 
2012-08-09 07:18:27 PM  
Recovered by Senator George Wilson!
 
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