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2012-08-09 06:28:57 AM
Drunk, Russian, and climbing a ladder for no reason? You bet there will be broken bones.

or, in Russia, ladder climbs you...

someone stop me!
 
2012-08-09 06:49:23 AM

some_beer_drinker: Drunk, Russian, and climbing a ladder for no reason? You bet there will be broken bones.

or, in Russia, ladder climbs you...

someone stop me!


You're just a beer drinker. That looks like he hurt himself. I think he needs more vodak. Yours is not to question why he was climbing a ladder. I don't think he actually broke any bones, but he definitely looks like a couple more shots would make him feel better.
 
2012-08-09 07:47:05 AM
If you are Russian, and have been drinking vodak

That's kinda redundant there subby.
 
2012-08-09 03:50:54 PM
Please. The ladders drink vodak in Russia.
 
2012-08-09 03:51:41 PM
Broken ribs suck. I broke mine three times. Once while they were still healing and I was asleep.
 
2012-08-09 03:54:11 PM
Volume Warning

/my ears are ringing
 
2012-08-09 04:10:01 PM
Hey, Boris, how many liters of vodka you drink every day?

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Thank you, Boris
 
2012-08-09 04:10:25 PM
Love me some Vodak!

Gotta say, I've been 'round these parts for quite a bit and Vodak is probably one of my favorite Farkisms..maybe because it was so...unintentional. Vodak!



Oh and Get Off My Lawn!
 
2012-08-09 04:13:09 PM
If you're Russian, drunk on vodak, and your friends have a video camera.... you're gonna have a bad time.
 
2012-08-09 04:18:23 PM

Happy Hours: some_beer_drinker: Drunk, Russian, and climbing a ladder for no reason? You bet there will be broken bones.

or, in Russia, ladder climbs you...

someone stop me!

You're just a beer drinker. That looks like he hurt himself. I think he needs more vodak. Yours is not to question why he was climbing a ladder. I don't think he actually broke any bones, but he definitely looks like a couple more shots would make him feel better.


I always get my best advice during, or from, happy hours!
 
2012-08-09 04:24:23 PM
Damn, I want the image stabilization software that video was put through. Makes it look like a steadicam shot.
 
2012-08-09 04:26:41 PM
FINLAND not RUSSIA
 
2012-08-09 04:49:55 PM
If you are Finnish, it's fine.

That dude was committing a major OSHA violation, standing on the top step of the ladder like that. That was also a good way to screw up a perfectly good ladder.
 
2012-08-09 04:54:56 PM

HairBolus: FINLAND not RUSSIA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0vWIB6df5M
 
2012-08-09 05:03:42 PM
Isn't it assumed that if you are Russian, that in fact you have been drinking Vodka?

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2012-08-09 05:14:58 PM
I gotta say....I love their party hats.

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2012-08-09 05:28:56 PM
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2012-08-09 05:42:12 PM

Brick-House: Isn't it assumed that if you are Russian, that in fact you have been drinking Vodka?

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2012-08-09 07:00:49 PM

Tony_Pepperoni: Volume Warning

/my ears are ringing


HUH?
 
2012-08-09 07:54:29 PM
What's with all the vids pouring in from Russia these days? They just get internet or something? Or have we only just now realized that they're the Oklahoma of the rest of the world?
 
2012-08-09 08:18:03 PM

farkingismybusiness: Broken ribs suck. I broke mine three times. Once while they were still healing and I was asleep.


I sneezed and re-broke mine 5 weeks into healing. Yeah, that sucked.
 
2012-08-09 08:48:49 PM
Asshole friend. He must have known something bad would happen. "Hey, why don't you climb this ladder why I film you".
 
2012-08-09 08:54:37 PM
Good reading there subby.

After all Finland is in Africa, right?
 
2012-08-09 09:34:16 PM
TexanBoy
What's with all the vids pouring in from Russia these days? They just get internet or something? Or have we only just now realized that they're the Oklahoma of the rest of the world?

I think they've finally gotten enough computers over there that people other than Mafia spammers can have one.
 
2012-08-09 09:48:28 PM
If you are Russian, and have been drinking vodak, you have NO business being anywhere near a ladder toddler
 
2012-08-09 10:13:14 PM
If a big strong drunk guy takes a fall and stays down, he's borked.

/walk it off, whiteboy
 
2012-08-09 10:14:56 PM

Badguy: Love me some Vodak!

Gotta say, I've been 'round these parts for quite a bit and Vodak is probably one of my favorite Farkisms..maybe because it was so...unintentional. Vodak!



Oh and Get Off My Lawn!


Definately!

/my fav
 
2012-08-09 10:46:44 PM
Edge and Christian laugh at this n00bs injury,
 
2012-08-09 11:23:52 PM
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2012-08-09 11:50:26 PM
Finns, the only Europeans able to drink the Russkies under the table.

and fight the Red Army to a standstill

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2012-08-10 12:10:18 AM
Calling a Finn "Russian" is likely to get you a cock punch.
 
2012-08-10 12:23:06 AM
NIce steadicam.
 
2012-08-10 12:25:21 AM
My cousin and grandma went to visit relatives in Poland, and showed us the video when they got back. The next door neighbor of my relatives was showing off this new tractor to my cousin, totally proud. It was pretty spiffy. Then the neighbor reaches into a box next to the seat, pulls out a fifth of vodka, and starts drinking. According to my cousin, at about 9 AM.

Then went about doing his (apparently moderately successful) farm work.

Good times.

/moral of the story: Pollacks can handle their Vodka
//Polish wedding I went to a few years later had a fifth of good vodka at each 8 person table. For starters. Including our under-21-English-speaking table (me, my cousins, my brother, and two Polish-Canadians). Oh good times.
 
2012-08-10 12:37:36 AM

StreetlightInTheGhetto: My cousin and grandma went to visit relatives in Poland, and showed us the video when they got back. The next door neighbor of my relatives was showing off this new tractor to my cousin, totally proud. It was pretty spiffy. Then the neighbor reaches into a box next to the seat, pulls out a fifth of vodka, and starts drinking. According to my cousin, at about 9 AM.

Then went about doing his (apparently moderately successful) farm work.

Good times.

/moral of the story: Pollacks can handle their Vodka
//Polish wedding I went to a few years later had a fifth of good vodka at each 8 person table. For starters. Including our under-21-English-speaking table (me, my cousins, my brother, and two Polish-Canadians). Oh good times.


The "Polish" never really went on the warpath and caught shiat since they were skilled laborers and plentiful.

/hot
 
2012-08-10 01:58:22 AM

whatshisname: Calling a Finn "Russian" is likely to get you a cock punch.


Sure, if they can figure out where you are; stand directly in front of them, in the blind spot.

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/hell is a nice place this time of year
 
2012-08-10 02:10:32 AM
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome kids are so CUTE!

/momma's gotta drink, being preggers is hard work!
 
2012-08-10 02:32:32 AM
Hey, he's smiling! Can't be all bad
 
2012-08-10 07:11:01 AM
nice to hear they get tortured with constant katy perry on the radio over there too
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2012-08-10 09:55:50 AM
The ladder company is to blame. I would be they didn't even have specific language on the ladder, in fine print, saying that use of this ladder can be dangerous if used when intoxicated.

That guy should sue.

/he would if he were American
 
2012-08-10 10:14:28 AM

Alien Robot: Damn, I want the image stabilization software that video was put through. Makes it look like a steadicam shot.


Hm, I didn't notice at first. Good eye. I know YouTube offers to stabilize uploaded content for free (just causes a slight delay in when the video will be available). I suppose you could upload to YouTube, have them stabilize it, and then download the stabilized version.
 
2012-08-10 10:30:33 AM
He followed his ladder
 
2012-08-11 11:14:26 AM
Not Russia, not vodka, does look to be a ladder.
 
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