some_beer_drinker: Drunk, Russian, and climbing a ladder for no reason? You bet there will be broken bones.or, in Russia, ladder climbs you...someone stop me!
Happy Hours: some_beer_drinker: Drunk, Russian, and climbing a ladder for no reason? You bet there will be broken bones.or, in Russia, ladder climbs you...someone stop me!You're just a beer drinker. That looks like he hurt himself. I think he needs more vodak. Yours is not to question why he was climbing a ladder. I don't think he actually broke any bones, but he definitely looks like a couple more shots would make him feel better.
HairBolus: FINLAND not RUSSIA
Brick-House: Isn't it assumed that if you are Russian, that in fact you have been drinking Vodka?[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]
Tony_Pepperoni: Volume Warning/my ears are ringing
farkingismybusiness: Broken ribs suck. I broke mine three times. Once while they were still healing and I was asleep.
Badguy: Love me some Vodak!Gotta say, I've been 'round these parts for quite a bit and Vodak is probably one of my favorite Farkisms..maybe because it was so...unintentional. Vodak!Oh and Get Off My Lawn!
StreetlightInTheGhetto: My cousin and grandma went to visit relatives in Poland, and showed us the video when they got back. The next door neighbor of my relatives was showing off this new tractor to my cousin, totally proud. It was pretty spiffy. Then the neighbor reaches into a box next to the seat, pulls out a fifth of vodka, and starts drinking. According to my cousin, at about 9 AM.Then went about doing his (apparently moderately successful) farm work.Good times./moral of the story: Pollacks can handle their Vodka//Polish wedding I went to a few years later had a fifth of good vodka at each 8 person table. For starters. Including our under-21-English-speaking table (me, my cousins, my brother, and two Polish-Canadians). Oh good times.
whatshisname: Calling a Finn "Russian" is likely to get you a cock punch.
Alien Robot: Damn, I want the image stabilization software that video was put through. Makes it look like a steadicam shot.
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