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(KATU)   Woman driver gophers   ( divider line
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7362 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Aug 2012 at 10:09 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-09 10:20:32 AM  
4 votes:

kobrakai: How did that crash kill her? I see where she impacted the windshield so did she not have a seatbelt on or did the airbags not deploy?

2012-08-09 10:25:27 AM  
2 votes:
I have to laugh, because I've outsmarted even myself. My enemy, my foe, is an animal. In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I've gotta get inside this guy's pelt and crawl around for a few days.
2012-08-09 10:18:11 AM  
2 votes:
After causing her to crash, 1 gopher looked at at the next oncoming car, and he said to his friends: "shall we gopher two?"
2012-08-09 08:24:13 AM  
2 votes:

2012-08-09 02:13:41 PM  
1 vote:
Revenge of the roadkill!
2012-08-09 12:24:11 PM  
1 vote:
Well, the world needs sinkhole diggers, too.
2012-08-09 11:06:53 AM  
1 vote:
Has anyone thought to reference caddy shack?
Because that would be totally unexpected and funny.
2012-08-09 10:23:36 AM  
1 vote:
To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit, ever. They're like the Viet Cong. Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.
2012-08-09 10:22:07 AM  
1 vote:
No worries. She'll wake up tomorrow and get a chance to do it all over again.
2012-08-09 10:21:40 AM  
1 vote:
Sandy: I want you to kill every gopher on the course!
Carl Spackler: Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
Sandy: Gophers, ya great git! The gophers! The little brown furry rodents!
Carl Spackler: We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason.
2012-08-09 08:25:21 AM  
1 vote:


2012-08-09 06:34:47 AM  
1 vote:
2012-08-09 06:28:08 AM  
1 vote:
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