genner: Stressed men don't want a high maintenance girlfriend to add to their stress.....duh
Terlis: genner: Stressed men don't want a high maintenance girlfriend to add to their stress.....duhThis
CeroX: rather or not your trophy wife/gf is REALLY helping...
DesertZephyr: Curves=comfortShe holds softShe cooks goodShe sleeps warmComfort offsets stress//no-brainer
spentmiles: I was jogging this morning through downtown when I saw a reasonably fit guy holding hands with this overweight woman. She wasn't a land whale or anything, but certainly by medical standards, obese. The light turned and I couldn't cross, so I was stuck at the intersection with these two. He mostly pawed the ground shyly as I jogged in place. Finally, I couldn't take it anymore."Why are you with this woman?" I asked him.After he got over the shock of someone like me talking to him, he stammered, "B-b-because I love her.""Yeah right," I said.The light turned and I jogged away.I think a lot of men think they're with an overweight partner because they "love" them. How can you love someone who obviously doesn't have any love for themselves? Do you really think the person with twenty or thirty extra pounds piled on top of their heart can really feel emotion? It's a disgusting joke. These men stay with these women because they have absolutely zero self esteem and nullable self-confidence. They're afraid to get back into the dating pool because it took all they had just to land the tub of shiat they've got. If these men would take a few steps - hit the gym three times a week, go to some male themed confidence workshops, learn to talk at women - they could go out and find a woman who is ten times more attractive than the fleshy beast they're currently shackled up with. It's sad to me that people can't help themselves.
CeroX: Fatties tend to be eternally grateful to have a mildly successful, moderately handsome man that will stick their average sized penis in them. They gobble it up like leftovers and bon-bons...
DreamSnipers: FTA: "If you look at environments where food is scarce, people's preferences for body size in a potential partner are shifted. [The preference] appears to be much heavier compared to environments where there's plenty of food and a much more relaxed atmosphere," he explained.To me that shows a completely illogical response. If there is not much food available, I want an anorexic for a partner.
R.A.Danny: Like none of you guys have gone hoggin'.
Biv: R.A.Danny: Like none of you guys have gone hoggin'.Hoggin' is an act of desperation, not a preference.A preference for fat women is a fetish.
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